Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-10-30 | STA 8v8 Eastern Conference | __ | Flatline | 103.81 +3.43 |
nLv | No Longer Valid | 93.89 -3.43 |
14-0 66-0 | tc_hydro tc_hydro |
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Writeup:
__ over nLv
Final Score: Flatline 80 ? NLV 0
Right off the bat lets get to your Class Performance Review brought to you by Marsh Brand Mt. EXTREME! ?If you are seizing, it's not EXTREME!?
Spy: A+
Frankly, if I could add more +'s I would. Because I fucking deserve them, and since I am allowed to do the write-ups, the market has spoken.
Soldiers: Q
You may be asking, what the fuck does 'Q' mean? Well, it means Queers. Mad, Dify, and Mcfearless are queers. End of discussion.
Engineers: B+
I raised them to be building machines. (LOL PLAY ON WORDS) I don't know what Rexy and Kaek were doing, guessing from what normally happens in a match I will assume Kaek is getting head and Rexy just hits on people on instant messangers.
HWGuy: 250
His average ping. But, he is #1 in our hearts.
Medics: N/A
I have been made aware of our new sexual harassment policy and I cannot comment on the relationship between Jpac and Rusty. Suffice to say that we here at Flatline are an equal opportunity clan and do not discriminate any sexual choices a man makes with another man to another man, a donkey, a midget with a banana.
To summarize the match, we basically spent 20 minutes figuring out how to connect to the server. Which will be a familiar theme for round two. The first round went pretty smooth, I pretty much went in a circle of the 8 computers in my house and played for everyone. Oops, secret is out. I had everyone assigned to important duties like bringing me more delicious, Mt. Extreme, ?CATCH THE EXTREME TASTE.?
Round 2, I let everyone else play and frankly, it did go better. We ended up around 80 ? 0 roughly and on the whole it was nice to watch the guys have some fun playing the game before I put them back in their cages. GG NLV and back in the cage Flatline!
<__Cleric> Good evening, and thank you for participating in this interview!
<DeX-Pritz> np
<__Cleric> Normally, those who take part in a contest are the interviewees and not the interviewer. What is not right about this situation that doesn't not make much sense?
<DeX-Pritz> It makes perfect sense because i can give a third party view of the whole situation. i am unbiased and answer questions fairly. P.S. I love flatline
<__Cleric> Having said that, are you or are you not from the future? Because you clearly just answered a triple negative.
<DeX-Pritz> triple negatives are common on my pirate ship. This ship also flies in space making it a space pirate ship. How can I be a space pirate but also require a peg leg in zero gravity? i'll tell you, it's because of the triple negatives
<__Cleric> That goes without saying I think. What is the greater danger for a space pirate, Masturbating gorillas or Buddhists?
<DeX-Pritz> Buddhists, but only because in space they are jewish
<__Cleric> So, what would that make Christians in space ?
<DeX-Pritz> It's kind of complicated. Most of the christians have adopted a religion in which god lives in the sun. so they have developed technology to fly there. I don't know how they are doing because no one has come back from the sun yet. but many still go on pilgrimages there. so we call them "The hot hot heat"
<__Cleric> Well, if they have prizes in the sun that sounds like a good deal to me. But, I guess what our reads are wondering is, what catches your fancy in piracy?
<DeX-Pritz> the eye patch and being to say "Arrr" all the time. plus we kick ninja's asses
<__Cleric> Last question, who would win in a fight, a Buddhist turned Jewish ninja or a Masturbating gorilla who moonlights as a space pirate?
<DeX-Pritz> No question the gorilla. With all the furious masturbating and climbing the ships mast the gorilla has superiour throwing muscles. And thanks to the space pirate diet of raviolli and 4 cheese kraft dinner he shits bricks which he can throw at great velocity
<__Cleric> Thank you for contributing!
