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s over mk

round1:
General Alkatraz alerted us on the Hall Of Justice Super Computer of a match we had with .S tonight. We accepted the challenge. We all get into the Bat yaht and head into the forbidden wasteland known as Planet -MK-, and begin our fight for peace and justice.

Our primary mission was to secure our own standpoint and keep our resources safe, while attempting to take theirs from them in order to weaken their defenses. We send our new super-bitch Wendy and the only black super hero ever, Black Vulcan, out to retrieve the precious resources needed. Robin, Aquaman, and Solomon Grundy, are set to defensive positions alpha quad 2490b. Their offensive strike quickly stole five of our precious resource stocks, while ours could only grasp three.. we had to retreat back to the hall of justice for better planning.

round2:

Meanwhile at the halls of justice, Batman and Robin input the newly found data on their enemy into the Bat-Super Computer while it produces a new strategy on how to counter this new foe. They completely revamp their plan, and head back to the wasteland. They send out Gleek, the cunning, agile purple monkey, and Solomon Grundy, the large powerful ogre, out to retrieve the resources. This combination of power and speed showed to overcome the -mk- defense while our newly created defense abolished any attempt at the super friends resources.

Super Friends emerge victorious. 160-90



NOW READ THIS: HISTORY OF SHINY OBJECTS WRITTEN BY BATMAN AND GLEEK:

Chapter 1 - where it came from ~~~

Shiny objects tarted with a poor viking man named Thor, who journeyed from his homeland of

Norway to the northern wastelands of Minessota during the 1980's. During his stay in Minessota,

Thor needed to find a job so he could support his many llamas and giraffes in which he wanted to

train as the army of the Vikings Republic, but failed 2 weeks before when he realized llamas

have no real use other than spitting into peoples eyes, and used them as pets instead. Thor

found a place called Ford Motors Inc. and started from hubcap cleaner to CEO in a matter of

days. Thor missed his homeland of Norway, so he convinced his fellow vikings to cut norway off

of the european continent and land ontop of Michigan. They decided this would be a good change,

so they sailed their new continent across the ocean carrying their battleaxes and furry ass hides

along with them. Back in these days, no one could see, there was a sun, but nothing to reflect

the light off of. After 2 yeer and speed showed to overcome the -mk- defense while our newly created defense abolished any attempt at the super friends resources.

Super Friends emerge victorious. 160-90



NOW READ THIS: HISTORY OF SHINY OBJECTS WRITTEN BY BATMAN AND GLEEK:

Chapter 1 - where it came from ~~~

Shiny objects tarted with a poor viking man named Thor, who journeyed from his homeland of

Norway to the northern wastelands of Minessota during the 1980's. During his stay in Minessota,

Thor needed to find a job so he could support his many llamas and giraffes in which he wanted to

train as the army of the Vikings Republic, but failed 2 weeks before when he realized llamas

have no real use other than spitting into peoples eyes, and used them as pets instead. Thor

found a place called Ford Motors Inc. and started from hubcap cleaner to CEO in a matter of

days. Thor missed his homeland of Norway, so he convinced his fellow vikings to cut norway off

of the european continent and land ontop of Michigan. They decided this would be a good change,

so they sailed their new continent across the ocean carrying their battleaxes and furry ass hides

along with them. Back in these days, no one could see, there was a sun, but nothing to reflect

the light off of. After 2 years of mass devestation from not being able to see, Thor came up

with a new material known as tin foil (which became the dictionary term for "shiny object") -

the first manmade shiny object. Many people thought this was some sort of witchcraft and tried

to assassinate Thor, but his Biker body guards proved to be too much for these militants. The

first foot-by-foot size sheet of tin foil came off of the production line, and shined light into

the factory. Thor continued releasing different kinds of shiny objects so everyone would be able

to reflect the light from the sun and be able to see normally. Soon, around late 1990 - the cost

became too much for mighty Thor to handle, making him and his Viking horde sell the shiny object

company which used to be a leading car maker to the Alaskans in early 1991, to shine light on

the west coast after war broke out between the Kodiak tribe and some elephant-seals they thought

were russian black ops at the time. The war quickly ended after the Alaskans abolished the

Elephant-Seal threat after mass producing great white sharks in the Kodiak bay. Alaska became

the most powerful country in the world, from 1991-Current.

Chapter 2 - Importance and where shiny objects could be taking us in a few years

Now in all realityars of mass devestation from not being able to see, Thor came up

with a new material known as tin foil (which became the dictionary term for "shiny object") -

the first manmade shiny object. Many people thought this was some sort of witchcraft and tried

to assassinate Thor, but his Biker body guards proved to be too much for these militants. The

first foot-by-foot size sheet of tin foil came off of the production line, and shined light into

the factory. Thor continued releasing different kinds of shiny objects so everyone would be able

to reflect the light from the sun and be able to see normally. Soon, around late 1990 - the cost

became too much for mighty Thor to handle, making him and his Viking horde sell the shiny object

company which used to be a leading car maker to the Alaskans in early 1991, to shine light on

the west coast after war broke out between the Kodiak tribe and some elephant-seals they thought

were russian black ops at the time. The war quickly ended after the Alaskans abolished the

Elephant-Seal threat after mass producing great white sharks in the Kodiak bay. Alaska became

the most powerful country in the world, from 1991-Current.

Chapter 2 - Importance and where shiny objects could be taking us in a few years

Now in all reality, we need shiny objects. Before they were found and mass produced by Thor, our world was in its second iceage - the shiny objects helped slowly melt the ice and produced nice oceans and lakes and pissing bowls called toilots. If we were to destroy all shiny objects like President Clinton did back in 1994, it'd cause Nuclear Winter far worse than anything caused by Nuclear War, instead of going away in years, it'd be irreversible. It'd also cause the new "black" moon to come crashing down into the pacific ocean. There would be mass chaos and death, causing the Alaskans to launch their elusive VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRUCTION SYSTEM of which they denied they had ever had. Or perhaps making the former Vikings of old Norway to use their APOCALYPSE SOLAR DESTROYER BREAKING GOD MUYI MUYI. Well, you can basically see whatd happen to use if we were to remove them from our lives, mass panic, hysteria, and death would become of all land dwellers. (Frigg!
in ocean life lives through everything due to the Whale signed TreatyOfImmortality in 1968)

Now - shiny objects have more uses this producing light, they can also produce very cool and intimidating looking super weapons to use against Alaska in the Norwegian hostile takeover of the company which was once theres. Old Norway has produced such items as the Gizesukarisito MARK I Multidimensional Handcannon and the Roentgen 8000 Ground Based , we need shiny objects. Before they were found and mass produced by Thor, our world was in its second iceage - the shiny objects helped slowly melt the ice and produced nice oceans and lakes and pissing bowls called toilots. If we were to destroy all shiny objects like President Clinton did back in 1994, it'd cause Nuclear Winter far worse than anything caused by Nuclear War, instead of going away in years, it'd be irreversible. It'd also cause the new "black" moon to come crashing down into the pacific ocean. There would be mass chaos and death, causing the Alaskans to launch their elusive VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRU!
CTION SYSTEM of which they denied they had ever had. Or perhaps making the former Vikings of old Norway to use their APOCALYPSE SOLAR DESTROYER BREAKING GOD MUYI MUYI. Well, you can basically see whatd happen to use if we were to remove them from our lives, mass panic, hysteria, and death would become of all land dwellers. (Friggin ocean life lives through everything due to the Whale signed TreatyOfImmortality in 1968)

Now - shiny objects have more uses this producing light, they can also produce very cool and intimidating looking super weapons to use against Alaska in the Norwegian hostile takeover of the company which was once theres. Old Norway has produced such items as the Gizesukarisito MARK I Multidimensional Handcannon and the Roentgen 8000 Ground Based Guass Projector. But, Alaska is fully aware of these new super weapons and have taken the liberty of making backup factories incase they do try to hostile takeover, these factories are disguised as: EX-AL QAEDA CAVES, SECLUDED MOUNTAINTOP VILLA, and their masterpeace, the SUBTERRANEAN ISLAND BASE WITH OPTIONAL VOLCANO UPGRADE. Not only weapons and lairs, but also cool vehicles.

Chapter 2.1 - How its influenced other cultures

Shiny objects have their good and harmful uses, but the good outweighs the bad by far. In south america, shiny objects have saved over 300,000 innocent lives. In mexico, they've prevented land slides from killing 250,000 or more. In britain, they've stopped people from conducting tea-time, which is the root of the cause of human chaos. In southeast India, people worship Thor as the god of shiny objects, moreso than Allah. Shiny objects have produced a new sense of hope throughout the world we live in and it will continue to do so until our time is over on this worthless POS planet.

Chapter 2.2 - Address concerns that shiny objects might have originated from some other planet

Who are we to say Thor didnt plan this all along, who are we to ask if he didnt come from some distant planet carrying this new material.. We dont know.. But - the elements that made shiny objects up have still not been found on earth as of yet, many leading Guass Projector. But, Alaska is fully aware of these new super weapons and have taken the liberty of making backup factories incase they do try to hostile takeover, these factories are disguised as: EX-AL QAEDA CAVES, SECLUDED MOUNTAINTOP VILLA, and their masterpeace, the SUBTERRANEAN ISLAND BASE WITH OPTIONAL VOLCANO UPGRADE. Not only weapons and lairs, but also cool vehicles.

Chapter 2.1 - How its influenced other cultures

Shiny objects have their good and harmful uses, but the good outweighs the bad by far. In south america, shiny objects have saved over 300,000 innocent lives. In mexico, they've prevented land slides from killing 250,000 or more. In britain, they've stopped people from conducting tea-time, which is the root of the cause of human chaos. In southeast India, people worship Thor as the god of shiny objects, moreso than Allah. Shiny objects have produced a new sense of hope throughout the world we live in and it will continue to do so until our time is over on this worthless POS planet.

Chapter 2.2 - Address concerns that shiny objects might have originated from some other planet

Who are we to say Thor didnt plan this all along, who are we to ask if he didnt come from some distant planet carrying this new material.. We dont know.. But - the elements that made shiny objects up have still not been found on earth as of yet, many leading reasearchers at the University of Idaho have tried to produce a similar element, but have failed all attempts. And there are even reports of Thor having some sort of GAMMA RADIATION PHYSICAL ENHANCEMENT.. but we still have not confirmed this. We think the element "flemoid" (element of which all shiny objects originate from) came from the surface of Mercury - but droids that have been sent out have never successfully landed on the planet. Scientists of Brazil are kept up at night wondering what the true story behind shiny objects is, and we may never know.

The end

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