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GU over aM

So aM gets moved up from gold, and they KNOW they are gonna get raped in gold. However, they get to play GU, so they know they have a chance. Like always, we get 5 right before the match starts.

Rd 1 Our server, and our demo/sol has 100+ ping, but he rapes with it anyway. We get a cap off the rush and we get up by like 2 caps. We think things are gonna be easy but Syphon can?t play demo so aM starts to cap some. Our O was doing fairly well but then aM started OvO some. So that really slowed down our production, and maybe the fact that we spent 5 mins getting one flag. So I look at the scoreboard and it?s like 70-20 and I think we are gonna rape them. Then our D turned off their hacks or something and decided to suck. 80-60 GU.

Rd 2 aM?s server, our demo/sol had a ping below 100. Ok boys and girls let me explain something to you. Now, someone on GU learned this the hard way tonight so hopefully after you read this you won?t make the same mistake. So, one of GU?s members decided to tell a girl that he was ?busy? tonight and unable to go out with her. We were all overjoyed to hear he did this for us. However, come rd2 she decided to call him up. Obviously this is not how professionals play TFC. Always turn off you cell phones and unplug and land line phones. So to prevent this from happening again, the GU members voted and have decided to chop his dick off so he will no longer be attracted to females (don?t be surprised if you hear a story about him dieing from the surgery).

Ok rd 2 we get off to a slow start. aM goes up 20-0. our O struggles but starts to pull some caps out. After aM?s stellar offensive player pulls out his medpack and starts infecting our D. At about the same time, killab gets a phone call? So people start yelling at each other, crimmy and syphon almost start to cry. Syphon and action switch and we eventually pull ahead by one, but killab isn?t off the phone yet and aM gets two more to force OT.

OK. So OT prematch is always fun. We complement Blackhand on his awesome medpacking skills and he turns around and says how much BoA rapes us or something. After all the yelling and blaming we did to killab in irc, that comment by blackhand made him cry. We put syphon on O with me and I bhop (no concs) to the fr before the demo and hw gets there, but a mirv exploded right on the flag. So we run 2 meds and spam the shit out of them. Syphon gets the flag to the yard gets shot up into the sky and I throw a conc under him giving him just enough to land on the bats. However, he decided to throw the flag in the yard. So killab comes out to save the day but he sucks at rocket jumping and end up killing himself. Luckily I was there to pick it up for the win. Nice try, trying to make up for what you did rnd 2?

VGG aM regardless of the excuses, was fun.

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