Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2002-06-13 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 113.14 +3.38 |
KoR | KnighTs oF RaGe | 91.92 -3.38 |
63-106 171-125 | Tempest_r3 Tempest_r3 |
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Writeup:
M over KoR
Before I begin
just let me say that I wrote a really long writeup already and it got screwed up and lost....so this is draft #2. Pardon me if I sound bitter!!! GODDAM YOU TFL SYSTEM
I HATE YOU MORE THAN AMERICAN BASEBALL.That being said
let me just say that this was the most intense match I have ever had the pleasure of playing! A real nail-biter to the end! Great game
[KoR]!!Round 1 began on M's server
with pings slightly in M's favor! I strongly suspect that they had an inside source working amonst our members
as their O seemed fully capable of dismantling our shabby defense!!! I won't name any names
but I'm looking in your direction...M.RaMpAgE`BB! (*Camera pans over to M.RaMp
and his eyes dart back and forth while spy music plays*) Yes...I'm watching you Ramp. But anyways
the [KoR] offence got in gear quickly
getting the first cap
and following that up with the PIECE DE LA RESISTANCE
which is French for a bazillion more caps. As you can probably tell
I don't know any French whatsoever. If someone knows the actual term that I'm trying to spell
find me someday and tell me what it is!! Anyways
after the initial wave of non-stop caps
our D got it together and began to slow the tide of spies and meds! Defensive MVP of the round easily goes to M.Mynx
who racked up the top score and still managed to write a book at the same time. Her book chronicles her time here with us at Malevolence
and is entitled I'm surrounded by frickin' idiots!. Coming to a store near you! Offensive MVP goes to M.Carbon
A.K.A Northern_comfort. What in GOD'S NAME possessed him to name himself this...I have no idea. To each his own I guess
because he comes out on top with the leading O score! Good job
your long-awaited bowl of fried rice is in the mail! It will be wrapped in paper
and will bear a striking resemblance to a bowl wrapped in paper; you can't miss it! Near the end of the round
the [KoR] offence realized that I suck completely
and began pushing my spiral! Our secret was out
and this resulted in a few more caps for [KoR]! Damn that insider whoever he is....I'M WATCHING YOU RAMP...!! Anyways
round ends 106-63 for [KoR]!We entered the second round with much trepidation
as we were down in the hole by quite a bit. (Is trepidation even a word..?) We knew that we'd have to have our game faces on
so we had a quick pre-round huddle in the M locker-room
put our hands together
and screamed THREE TWO ONE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!! M.Bloodbath began pumping Eye of the Tiger from his portable Boombox
and we charged into the [KoR] server pumped and ready for action!!! This time M struck first
pulling out an extremely quick scout cap! Shouts of good job!
alright!
and fuck you Bloodbath! were heard throughout!!! For the next part of the match
caps rang back and forth
with M always up by 1 cap and looking for the tying cap! However
every time our boys pulled a cap home
[KoR] answered with a cap of their own! There were seemingly non-stop touches on both sides
and the intensity of the match rose to a fevered pitch! In the dying seconds
while still losing
I brought out our infamous secret weapon....frantic praying to the Lord above! Surprisingly a miracle DID come...in the form of M.OffHiSGamE pulling out a last second flag to give us 5 points
putting us 3 points ahead in the game! He is truly our savior today
I will stop bugging him about OWNING HIM IN MULCH! Truly an intense second round! Defensive MVP goes to M.Mynx once again
who racks up yet another high score! I believe Malevolence has a new Women's champion now....sorry foLtage
you are now stripped of the title! /me takes away foLt's tiara and hands it to Mynx! Offensive top scorer is
once again
M.Carbon! This time he wins some chopsticks
so he can avoid using his hands like most white boys to eat his rice! However
MVP goes to the aforementioned savior. Round ends 171-125 for M!Final score: 234-231 M wins!Once again
this was a great match
intense and action-packed right to the end! GG to [KoR]
you guys rock and we look forward to our next match together!*Warning* To any avid fans of American baseball that were offended by my words: I have no regrets
and I would do it again.What the...where the hell did the blueprints for our doomsday device go?!?*Camera pans to RaMp's chair
which is now empty and still spinning*
