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M over K}{R

Although some of my teammates will disagree with me on this one, TORCH2 RULES!! God, what a fun, fun map!!! Ok, that being said, I have already promised to dedicate this writeup to insulting M.t00t, who is a giant jackass disguised as a retard. No 5 sentences will go by without me taking a shot at him.

Match starts on the K}{R server, and things get going very quickly, very early! Being the flagrunner myself, I decided long ago that I would be depending on the enemy rockets to propel me to the pot, since I cannot conc to save my life. Luckily, I was wearing my Propel me to the pot using your rockets, soldier! T-shirt, and the K}{R defence quickly read the instructions and obeyed! My plan had worked perfectly. t00t is a damn tool. We get the first cap, but this is followed shortly with a K}{R cap! For the next portion of the round, caps rang back and forth, with M holding on to a slim lead. Defensive MVP goes to M.Lonestar, who proves that you do NOT need brains to do good! Keep up the good work Lone, hope that medication works out for you! Honorable mention goes to M.SoulTaker, who braves the scorned position of pot soldier and takes his shots like a man! GO SPAM GO! Nice work defence! Offensive high scorer goes to yours truly, the flagrunner, but that would be unfair to award MVP based on that since I get 10 points per cap! And so, the award goes to....holy crap I've missed the past 4 or so t00t burns!! t00t is a retard, t00t is a reject, t00t is a worthless bum, t00t loves the cock, t00t likes to mandhandle small children! Ok, O MVP goes to our usual trophy hog, M.carbon! Sentry guns everywhere tremble at the mere mention of his name, as Carbon THE SG KILLING MACHINE takes his toll on the K}{R defence! Although, tsk tsk on the abuse of ingame voice comm! TSK TSK!! Mute is a God-send, it really is. I somehow manage to jump on top of more rockets near the end of the round, and M jumps to a quick lead after one round, 19-11.

t00t likes to stroke his pet goat's genitals!

Round 2 starts on the M server, home sweet home!!! Ah, sub-100 pings, how I love it. Round starts much the same, except our D tightened up considerably! Anyone want to guess why?! BECAUSE M.Manta19 WAS NOW DEFENCE, AND HE OWNS!!! MANTA IS MY HERO!! Oh, he acts all shy and humble in mIRC, but do NOT hesitate to congratulate him and praise him if you ever see him, people! HE IS THE OWNAGE!! Once again, M.Lonestar takes the high score on the D end, but just for the hell of it, I'm going to give it to M.Manta19 just because he owns. Now now Lone, no need for tears...come on now...here's your favorite stuffed animal! THAT'S a good boy! Oh, and t00t is responsible for the downward turn of our economy in recent days! GG t00t! Back on the O end, high scorer (not counting flagrunner) goes to M.WeeZeY, who now boasts an impressive 1 MVP/match ratio! At least I think so....gotta check up on that one. But anyways, good work everyone, free dinner on me tonight! (Disclaimer: There is no free dinner coming, jackasses) Round ends with M on top, 18-6! t00t is attracted to good-looking men!

All in all, GG K}{R! Lots of fun, lots of spam, lots of torch2 goodness!

I don't think I reached my quota for t00t insults, so here goes:
t00t is a pedophile, an idiotic moron, a brainless toad, a hairy hippie, and his intelligence is akin to that of a large rock.

If you require more t00t burns to satisfy your cravings, please stop by #malevolence and check out practically every single setinfo in the channel.

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