Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2002-09-26 | TFL 2a | tmp | /tmp/ | 182.85 +4.37 |
CwO | ClockWork Orange | 130.49 -4.37 |
100-100 110-30 | Openfire_l Openfire_l |
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Writeup:
tmp over CwO
Openspam
R1 - CwO Server
An intense round the whole way through. We start off with a scout rush, although I think jodo thought scout was french for medic, cus he weren't no scout. We get the button down, so do they. On defense, Yohan put up one of those neat taster carts that you see in supermarkets in front of the flag. CwO's offense would walk up and be like SWEET!! CHEEZE ON TOOTHPICKS!! Unbenownst to them, Keymaster had his sg (Code name snippy due to recent events) was waiting for them to walk up.. which they did, often. However at least one of their O was highly lactose intollerant cus they kept goin for the flag instead. Fog and Fuzz were all WTF?!?! Cheeze is better than flags.. go for the cheeze!!!
Meanwhile on offense Alagar was acting like a traffic cop and our O was doing our best Randy Moss impersonation. Huh? I can't make a left turn here? I'm pretty sure I can.. WATCH!!! Oh.. sorry didn't mean to knock you over. R2 ends 100 - 100 cus CwO cheated and capped with .0000000000000021 seconds left in the round.
R2 - /tmp Server
We all head back to tmp's Smell My Finger.. which gave me an idea. The four fingers of offense! CwO never knew what hit them. They're sittin back there waitin for the attack when gibmantle says hey you guys smell something?. Just then 4 medics, not wielding shotguns, but stankfingers (now you know why we have the gas masks) came rushing in.. Anarchy soon ensued! Do not run, we are you friends!! was our cry. But CwO wisely (or not so wisely, as we stankfingered off with their flag many times) stayed away and killed us from far away before we could assert our smell properly. This did backfire a bit though as tmp's defense wanted none of the four fingers of offense either. Pinkfuzz sees me comin, flag in 1 hand stank in the other and kills me. The rest of the defense follows suit soon enough! Meanwhile on defense Yohan replaced the cheese on his snack cart with Beer and Bawls (GreenBudz, ironically enough, ate all the cheese between rounds! Afterall, he was the green pipe flingin Demoman kickin all the tushy). As most of you should know, no gamer can resist the urge of beer and/or bawls. At some point, CwO's drunken offense did stagger onto the flag a few times. but in the end /tmp came out victorious 110 - 30. Now, excuse me cus I need to go wash my finger.
Total score 210 - 130
Very good game CwO!
King Nada (and the rest of tmp)
