Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2002-10-07 STA Platinum bM Bad Muthas 176.64 
 +3.84
ST Spartas Truculence 109.67 
 -3.84
70-0 
40-0
2mesa3
2mesa3
Regular

Writeup:

bM over ST

Excerpt from the book of Tempy, 12:2

And so, as the first round did commence, the servant of the Lord known as Tempy was forced to

write an essay of evil. It was a terrible essay, dedicated to the villainy of the french revolution.

Danton and Robespierre, both representatives of the evil Frenchies, did get in a political argument,

this was to be the subject of ye olde essay of evil. Such pithy phrases as "Thou art a cockholster" and

"I did cummeth on thy mother" were exchanged. Although the guillotining of both Robespierre and Danton

by their own followers was quite gory and interesting...such things cannot last.
As Robespierre's head parted from his body, bM won, but the humble servant of the lord known as

Tempy was still working away at his essay, and so, the score will go unrecorded...forever.

Excerpt from the book of Jabber, 45:12

<Office_Glen> whats up ladies?
<jabberwocky-> hey tempy
<Office_Glen> hey jabbs, how did the match go?
<jabberwocky-> it's just ending now, I think we won 2-0 or 3-0
<Reload-COMPUTER23> we won 4-0
<[bM]Shanesaw-OD> I GOT LOTS OF ELITE AIR SHOTS AAHAHAHAAAHAHAH
<Office_Glen> I will smite the evil!
* Office_Glen slaps [bM]Shanesaw-OD around a bit with a large trout
<Office_Glen> Eat trout follower of SATAN!
* [bM]Shanesaw-OD dies from the stench
<[bM]Rebuken> wow I own at HW, I am the best TFC player ever
<Office_Glen> go lick a chode reb, you fucking cockholster
* [bM]Rebuken is now known as Reb-ILIKETHECACK
<Reb-ILIKETHECACK> shut up mr retired
<jabberwocky-> stop bickering you little faggots or ill /ignore you both
<Office_Glen> yes lord
<Reb-ILIKETHECACK> jabber would never ignore me, im his little love slave
<jabberwocky-> wanna bet?
* Reb-ILIKETHeCACK was kicked by [bM]killer10 (EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!11111!)
<jabberwocky-> ahahahahaha
<Office_Glen> *stunned silence*
* Reb-ILIKETHECACK has joined #EDITEDOUT
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Reb-ILIKETHECACK
<Reb-ILIKETHECACK> BURN IN HELL KILLER10
<PaleAle> hey lets go spam some pubs
<[bM]Shanesaw> pale gets the moron of the year award
<Office_Glen> pale you fucking stealer, that award is mine!
<[bM]Shanesaw> shut up tempy
<Office_Glen> this log is so fake, its funny anyway tho, ahahaha
<jabberwocky-> ok so the final score was 11-0 or something, tempy put that in your gay write up ok?

Most fortuitously, the Tempy was late in showing up for the second round as well, allowing bM to get the

win without incompetent players bungling in game. And the badMuthas were happy.

Except from the book of Conclusions, 1:1

The end.



Comments

Old
Office_Glen
68.144.204.55
ok, next time i wont try to include a fake irc log... wtf?
 
Old
cory
24.70.95.206
your A FAGwtf
 
Old

68.144.204.55
FUCK YOU YOU
 
Old
Taco
24.71.223.143
holy shit tempy you're a fuckin retard
 
Old
Ugly_Jim
12.217.225.111
I think it's funny. ^_^
 


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