Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-01-23 | TFL 1a | DoH | Decoys of Hostility | 150.84 +8.71 |
SKS | Straight-Killin-Squad | 145.43 -8.71 |
110-50 130-0 | Redgiant Redgiant |
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Writeup:
DoH over SKS
rd1 - redgiant - SKS's server
I rushed home from my firefighter meeting type thing only to find out that the match had begun and I am the bench warmer. So I turn on the boob tube (aka tv) and wonder what could be on at 9:00 on a thursday night? since I am normally playing tfc. my first decision was fox where I was greeted with a coming up, an 8800 lb elephant battles 44 midgets in a plane pulling contest or something like that. Naturally, thinking elephants are cool, midgets are funny, and plane pulling. I was hooked. Unfortunately I didn't get to watch this and I ended up watching some guy named habushi try and eat more hotdogs than a bear. This is close to what happened in round 1. DoH was the bear, SKS was the hayabushi dude. DoH sniffed the hotdogs at first, then just went to work on them, while SKS started shoving 2 at a time in their mouth. DoH had a consistent lead in the hot dog eating contest while himurababu was still playing catchup. in the end DoH had eaten 13 hot dogs to SKS's 5. From what I heard it was a good hotdog eating contest. I still cant believe that little asian heshubalu guy could eat that many hotdogs.
rd2 - redgiant - DoH's BLINGBLING (gay name for a server)
ok im like, in this round so I can do a semi-decent writeup. I strapped up my Nikes (c) and got ready to steal da TVs... derr the flag. during PM my teammates are spamming mirvs and spamming binds so they cant hear or see me yelling at them to stop spamming... finally they cease the spammage and we get ready. I shot out of the gate heading towards their flag like a dog that just caught the scent of another dog's ass. I jump into the pit and grab the flag and run and go towards the stairs THEN I RUN UP THE STAIRS AND *A&D*BOOOM%^. one of those SKS characters killed me! so their flag returned. rinse and repeat a few times with a few more returns thrown in. Then I get lucky (definition of luck: teammates do stuff and you do the very least but still end up pulling out the cap) so I run back to base and hand it to my trusty defensive sidekick, zoso. he caps the flag. Then we got on some kind of streak and just kept cappin and capping. meanwhile on D the power of the 8800 lb elephant was with them, as they held SKS to zero caps. I kept doing my thing and giving the flag to zoso for him to cap. unfortunately the rest of the D must have thought this was unfair. So as I hip hopped back to the enemy base after handing off the enemy flag I hear something along the lines of...
zoso has the enemy flag
chik has TKed zoso
your team has lost the enemy flag
balled has TKed chik
balled has the enemy flag
balled has captured the enemy flag
they were fighting for the flag like a bunch of pigs fighting over a head of lettuce in a mud pit. those dirty animals. in the end DoH ends up on top 130-0.
teh totale be DoH 240 to SKS's 50.
Good game SKS, and thank you to fox for supplying me with some stuff to write about. because without fox what would I have been doing while benched round 1?
