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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-01-30 TFL Pro RA Relentless Assault 372.40 
 +5.01
! Omnipotence 155.57 
 -5.01
80-50 
100-20
Redgiant
Redgiant
Regular

Writeup:

RA over !

ok, first off, I would like to make several thank-yous to start what is going to be a rather long writeup.

My first thank you goes out to CORRUPTION OF SOCIETY for being cool and for scrimming us tonight on their piece of shit recongamer server so we could get prepared for the match on our piece of shit recongamer server. I would also like to take a moment to make a side thank you to DrPorkchop for his endless spam of naked girl links. You should invite this guy into your private channel.

My second thank you goes out to Pointblank Gaming for their excellent service that provides us with the ability to record HLTV matches without using one of our own players. As soon as we are able to remember to record them, this will be good for us.

My third thank you goes to ShocK, who did not kill my clan today, thank you ShocK.

My fourth thank you goes to HomerEBW, who sniped in the scrim and totally owned on the CoS house of poopy lag, and then totally sucked on our house of poopy lag. I thought you could snipe, but I was wrong, so thank you.

My fifth thank you goes out to anyone that hates the word dollaZ. For some reason every time someone in my clan uses the word dollaZ I feel like I want to punch them. Even saying the phrase sup raped is better than dollaZ, so if you HATE dollaZ and you want to drive a railroad spike into anyones face that says it, please give me a call, we should start an organization to prevent this gayness.

My sixth thank you goes out to the fucking jerk that got on our RW for our second round and screamed for 10 solid minutes. You were so loud that an Omnipotence medic got our flag without us even hearing it leave, and if I find out who it was that did it, I will attempt to castrate your e-balls. 10 solid minutes of static and screaming is no joke, especially when rw crashed for us (me) in round 1. I hope you get hit by something sharp and metal, preferably a bullet or possibly a sharp knife.

My seventh and final thank you goes out to Omnipotence for dealing with lag issues on our server in the first round, and the severe chasing by our offense in the second round. Thank you very much.

Now that I have sucked everyone off, lets get to the educational part of this writeup. We won r1 8-5, then we won r2 10-2...GG!



Comments

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rev/chris/ringe
r

66.56.98.2
sup lame dispute?
 
Old
drlove
24.140.51.162
sup lame clan?
 
Old
rev
66.56.98.2
you never play the second round against us, and when you do, you still whine and bitch in the round over piddly shit, yet we're the lame clan. Then go make spiteful PATHETIC little disputes because you cant outplay us, so instead you try to outlame us, yet we're the lame clan. I think you should attend to your own pathetic issues before taking out your problems on us, because now you are really starting to hurt my e-feelings ;( I dont care if you dont like us, but dont fuck with us, just lose your matches with a little fucking dignity, get shot at by a medic without stopping in the middle of a round to fucking cry about it, and for gods sake, check konspiracy for my wonid and IP before you dispute that I rang for myself you snivelling faggot. Be pathetic, but at least be silent and thorough about it.
 
Old

162.84.154.182
dollaZ $_$
 


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