Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-02-13 | TFL 1a | CwO | ClockWork Orange | 171.96 +4.11 |
LfA | Lust for Armageddon | 120.29 -4.11 |
29-10 29-6 | Torch2 Torch2 |
|
Writeup:
CwO over LfA
Meanwhile, in the announcing booth...
-Bob: Well Jim, another evening of fun-filled TFC action.
-Jim: Yes Bob, quite a match tonight. CwO was in trouble for a while, but a
judicious move on their part saved the day.
-Bob: Thats right.
-Jim: The queen was in trouble but that awsome move using the knight saved the day!
-Bob: You don't know the classes' names do you?
-Jim: Classes?
-Bob: ...
-Jim: ... I used to be a chess announcer. Thats all I know. I lied on my resume
to hired for this Team Force Ca... Col... gig.
-Bob: Team Fantastic Car
-Jim: Yes! Team Fantastic Car. I got a bit mixed-up there.
-Bob: Ugh... Lets move on. We now have an interview with members of LfA.
-Jim: Yes, with Lullabies for Adults.
-Bob: What? Where do you get these things?
-Jim: Mental retardation.
-Bob: Speaking of mental retardation, here's the interview with LfA.
-Jim: You seemed to have roster problems tonight. How come?
-LfA-Killjoy: Well if I were a turtle, I would be more worried about being run over
by ks on his tricycle, than being naked.
-Bob: Very insightful. In retrospect, what would you have done different tonight?
-LfA-BlueFire: The speed of dark is half the speed of light times my grandma.
-Jim: Any other LfA have thoughts on this?
-LfA-evenflow: We'd be humping the chairs!!!
-Jim: Any plans on recruiting new members to LfA?
-LfA-Killjoy: A prerequisite to lfa, is you must be against the use of chairs.
-Bob: Any closing thoughts?
-LfA-RooT-AA: Peanutz.
-Bob: Pea...nutz. On this insightful note, we end this interview. Thank you very much
LfA.
-Jim: You sure love that word, insightful.
-Bob: I flunked out of clown college.
-Jim: I have to tell you Bob, it wasnt all clear why CwO had managed to pull out a win
with such a high margin, but its pretty obvious now after that interview.
-Bob: Yes, thats right Jim, if only they hadn't eaten all those nachos before the game.
-Jim: What? What? Where did you even get that? Thats it, I quit.
<Thank you LfA for a pleasant match!>
