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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-02-24 STA Bronze dong Death or No Glory 55.73 
 +4.74
[RoC] Realm Of Chaos 70.13 
 -4.74
70-80 
100-60
2fort
2fort
Regular

Writeup:

dong over [RoC]

rd1 started out with a bang! i mean a bang, 3 respawn kills! after that delayed 5 second wait, THINGS WERE OFF.
RoC Defence wasnt moving an inch, we had trubble finding our way down to there basement. Plus snake was trying to get me to come to ( *a Secrect dark space ). After about 5 minutes in there, i got tired of Snake talking about his man hood problems, i though we were going to have sex.. gg huh.
Ok so far, whats going on... o yea RoC is ahead by 1 capture. We were screaming like girls, so we got apoc to flash the ele soldier and we got by with a cap. 1-1... Things go on like this all match, RoC finds a way to get passed our d and cap, while we jerk around and try to find new and inventive ways to killing ourselfs with a plastic spoon.. Those spoons are ticky
Well, we dont get anywhere with that spoon idea, so we quit it. Other words Snake broke it.. :( Well dong gets back in the Game score now 4-1.
10 minutes left.... (intermission) We all pulled up a chair and watched 1/4 do a sexy dance, this lasted for about 5 minutes when we finaly realized that they had cable at there base, THE WAR WAS ON!
We got a few more caps, quick, but not quick enough for RoC, final round score 80-70 Roc.

rd2. We are back at RoC server!! YAY.. Im leading in kills, -46-10. Things are looking good untill Tormentor tells me its prematch... Prematch.. wtf is that? O Well :(
Round starts with no problems... except i miss my first conc, and second, and third.. but no problems. its kool. Some reason my team was in a hurry to get to there base. I knew something was up, cause Pointman doesnt move for anything, so i decided to check it out.
When i got over there i found out those crazy basterds had kegs galore... AND THEY WERENT SHARING! IT WAS ON!
I sent my secret weapon over, a 42 year old bold man named frank who loves listening to oldies and playing 1 man naked football.. It was tempting to look at, but i told our o what there mission was, it was to get laid by HOT women and drink a good old beer on the beach.. (ever Poc, that sexy beast)
Dirty ticks went on all match, they sent frank back over to detain Dis... We set there lawn on fire... They broke out plumping pipes... When we realized, sam was missing.. We looked everyWhere, and wouldnt you know it, Under the water way steps Making out with Phoenix. That was it, everyone got in that dark cornor and it was loving untill i farted.. :o what..
It was ugly, Blood flying everywhere, people screaming, it wasnt a pretty site. All and all, it was very unorganized errr i mean Organized. We had a great match Rd2 score 100-60 Dong
GG Roc thanks for letting us use your server both rounds





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