Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-03-20 TFL 2a (X) e(X)pand 131.84 
 +3.63
V Vendetta 101.47 
 -3.63
180-45 
130-15
bases2k1
bases2k1
Regular

Writeup:

(X) over V

Tonight was like many a night, 8 PM Practice where the recruits face the brutal wrath of Drill Instructor Bean. This night was not any different, after an hour of gren jumps, conc runs, ramp room defense and flag room buttsex we felt we were more then ready to take on V.

Round 1:
Vendetta's Server

eX and V piled into V.'s server around 9ish to get under way, after Supreme Commander burtle demanded all RW input be turned up to max it was concluded that he is deaf as hell. Regardless the match started off strong with little or no response from V.'s offense. But then came something the offense didn't expect. 5 GUYS WITH GUNS! It was a fucking ambush. The O began moving the flag while GG's penis turned into a virtual detpack constantly raping the comp's poor anus. eX's Offense kept it moving like Rocky Balboa vs Mr. T in Rocky 3 (The One Where Rocky Wins). Meanwhile on Defense DPR raped everyone dying like 3 times, offense, defense, V.'s offense no one was safe! Up in the flagroom Bean and burt huddled close together to serenade each other in lust with various tunes like:

I Like Big Butts
I Think I Love You
You Are So Beautiful
Backstreet's Back

Eventually V. got it working and the defense gave up 3 caps with skifly in our flagroom team killing everyone. Sup Raped eX. We Win r1 180-45.

Round 2:
Vendetta's Server Again

Kam made burtle sit this one so most everything I heard came from RW. O again was a strong power bringing in 130 points while kam will continue to rub in my face that V. only pulled one for 15 points. BUT ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT SLASH HOGGED THE PACK OK KAM? FU FU FU FU. But I disgress. Either way it was an extremely fun match and a big pump up for GoW on Monday. eX wins 130-15 and wins the match 310-60.

VGG V.!

-burt

PS: TF GOT A COAST TO COAST R1. GOOD JOB HOMO
PSS: GG GOT 2 CROWBARS! DIE ALREADY



Comments

Old
fiend
24.220.127.165
was a gg, they only had 8 rd2 and still got one away from us. fun game!
 
Old
bd
80.194.122.108
yeah you d guys must suck fiend or giglio owns i dunno which
 
Old
fiend
24.220.127.165
i was getting gigliowned at the secret room
 


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