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CwO over EcD

-Tonight, we have a special treat for you. We had the pleasure of letting Clockwork Orange News
Network (CwONN) and EcD sattelite television channel East Coast Jazeera cover the match between
EcD and CwO. Unortunately, there were some technical problems. So we have to give you their
description of the match as was shown on Ebonics Television Networl (ETN):

-CwONN: De match commensed ta off slowly wit CwO puttin up measured responses to de opponent's
threats. Usin carefuly calibrated aim guided by state-of-the-art systems, CwO weakened EcD'S
initial defenses. evary effort wuz made to avoid unneeded casualties while tryin to liberate the
enemy's flag. CwO's incredible offensive trus quickly punctured holes in deir opponents'
defenses. EcD wuz definitely shocked an' awed. CwO's mission be uh course to rid de world of
EcD's Sentry Guns uh mass deskruction an' to liberate deir members from deir leader's oppressive
rule. Some sporadic resistance wuz spotted in several locations, but wuz quickly subdued. EcD
uset unfair tactics by usin spectators as shields an' by sendin suicide attackers to kill CwO
playahs. Victory be near fuh CwO. Yeeh.
-Eas Coas Jazeera:
De evil invaders recklessly entard our sacred base to creep our precious flag.
De enemy suffard grave casualties an' has retreated on several fronts. Our brave an' courageous
soldiers, medics, HWguys an' engineers uh EcD be punishin de enemy fuh dis unwarranted attack on
our base. As we rapp, CwO be stealin our flag to keep it as deir own. In deir savage attacks,
they has also killed scores uh innocent spectators. Yet, it wuz ordinary spectators dat spoiled
some uh de aggressor's attacks. As we rapp, freedom fighters be liberatin parts uh our base an'
heroically defendin others. As dey skrive fuh world domination, CwO be usin lies an' deceit when
dey say we has SGs uh mass deskruction. But if dey come too close to our respawn, they gonna be
massively deskroyed by our SGs. Victory be near! Sheeit!

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