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M over njk

Playoffs mode! Oh, how exciting! I was all pumped and ready to go...and then I discovered the map was canalzon. *cuts to flashback of me running around lost from the last time M played this map* Oh, the horrors...the horrors...

We headed into our server for round 1, and I spent the prematch going over my route which I had learned roughly 10 minutes ago. Big thanks to M.Senor for showing me the route...I guess he is somewhat useful after all! All that glue-sniffing and crayon-eating really paints the wrong image about him, don't be fooled! I was all pumped up, ready to actually do the stuff he showed me FOR REAL!! Yes! Unfortunately, njk was only able to field 9 for this match, and we commend them for playing short. Prematch ended, and I flew from our base like a speeding bullet and capped...THE WAREHOUSE! YES! YES! Things were heating up now! After that, I went and capped...THE POINT RIGHT AFTER THE WAREHOUSE, THE SPIRALLY STAIR-FILLED ONE! BOOM!! After that, it was ON TO THE ONE WITH THE BOAT AND STUFF! As you can see, I really have no clue what I'm talking about, and the rest of the 27 minutes pretty much plays out exactly like the previous 3 minutes...with a few additional trips to the other warehouse and getting killed on the way. This is literally all I saw...one solitary path. What a lonely life the runner leads. Elsewhere, I can only assume that cool stuff was happening, as I heard lots of explosions and screams surrounding me. Must have been fun, not running flags...those sons of bitches. M.i^ and M.Mandingo take the high scores, running up a score of 78 and 76 respectively as fatsos. MVP of the round goes to...(I have no clue)...M.banichi! He took the same route as me for the most part, and I often caught fleeting glances of him as I strolled along my dark and lonely path. For that momentary and short-lived reminder that humanity still exists, I thank him. Due to budget cuts around here, I'm sorry but there will be no MVP trophy sent to your house this week, ban! For the same reason, M.Lonestar's subscription to Playgirl was also cancelled...he's not going to be happy about that! Everyone is doing their part to raise funds; M.busta is mugging twice as many old ladies as usual, and M.foLtage is selling her body on the streets! Granted she does that anyways, but we are now taking a bigger cut. Clearly I have no idea what happened during the match, I just know that we got a few all-caps throughout the round. Round ends with M on top 358-98!

For round 2, we decided to play mulch_trench because they couldn't field their 10th. I sat this round, and I have no clue what happened...I assume we sucked, and M.Senor was a llama. To my surprise, we won 12-8! Go figure!

VGG [njk], another clean and fun game from you guys! Best of luck in the future...and see you guys on Monday for some redgiant HELL!

*Completely random Simpsons quote*

Wiggum: Oh, I'm uh.. on a road, uh.. looks to be asphalt. Um, ah geez, trees, shrubs um.... I'm directly under the earths sun... now!

Yea, that's about it for me...NINJA VANISH.

-karn

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