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M over njk

*The following words were written by M.Lonestar, so God forbid you mistake the mispelled and often-crude jumble of garbage as my own words.*


"M O N D A Y S U C K S. Monday sucks, Monday sucks, forever it will make you wanna cry cry cry cry. So come along and sing this song and get it off your chest M O N D A Y S U C K S!! Well another start of a week, and we all know what that means, getting worked up about school and work. GOD I HATE SCHOOL WHY WILL YOU NOT END!!!! Anyways today we played NJK once again, very very good people, only this time we played them on red giant, *cough* gay map *cough* where the o gets dominated, anally, by the d. BUNCH OF SUCKAS. I apologize for all the yelling, it is Monday, the day which I despise so much, why because I have the weekend is 5 days away.

Getting to the point r1 got underway, I was not in it I was riding the pine and looking at pictures, ignoring the messages that appeared in the private channel saying that M.Subatomic had dropped, of course I was on the computer and could have went in for him but since I hate this map so much I just minimized irc and went on. My hockey playoff pool does not run itself, so I worked on my ultimate team to crush all others in the pool with me, so that I may take the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of dollars I would collect, I also noticed that this Fridays super seven jackpot was 30 million dollars, being the kind of person I am, I instantly went to the 7-11 and purchased some super seven. Imagine with that much money, I can drive a Lexus into M.Karnage?s house and get away with it. MUWHOHAHAHHAHA why would I do such a thing you ask??? Because he is a fag, eat that bitch. Now where was I?? ah yea subbo had dropped I ignored his cry for help and went to do my hockey pool, so here are !
the predictions for you. Final 4 will be Vancouver vs Detroit, and Ottawa vs Toronto. BRING that cup back to Canada. Own those Americans, the cup is ours!!!!!! But anyways back to the match, I believe that the score was 3 ? 2 in NJK favour, so it is my sad duty to inform you all that no MVP can be handed out, but since I am a nice guy, I will go against karn (the fag) words and award the MVP?S, (Warning events may or may not have happened, believe at your own discretion) D goes to the one and only M.^i, AKA the rapist, why the rapist?? You should ask all the medics and scouts who get raped anally without a condom by him. O MVP goes to the Super Ninja know as M.Fusion, his ninja blade and ninja stars own all, in fact I believe I saw him smoke bomb a soldier and took the flag while the soldier was temporarily blinded by the smoke. Round ends 2 ? 3 in favour of NJK.

Round 2 we made some substations, bringing in the might dog myself M.Lonestar, unfortunately I suck at TFC and found myself dazed and confused, what the hell am I doing here??? My l33t singing skills came into effect in the prematch as I hummed the tune of hockey night in Canada during the prematch, I also took many requests, YES YES NO NO, all of a sudden I am getting spanked by a heavy weapon guy, holy I did not stand much of a chance. I had fear in my eyes as I ducked behind a giant pole to avoid the auto cannon fire, only to be naded many times, I was shell shocked. My eyes could not see the screen after, as the round continued on, very close and intense, as M pulls out an answered cap, then we came back as our l33t hero M.^i CAME OUTTA NOWHERE as a NINJA scout, and pulled a flag back for a cap!!! OMG THIS GUY IS AMAZING, where they hell did he come from??? Well the story goes, from a friend of a friend of mine, that he spent a year in Mongolia, in complete and utter !
silence, to better understand the sound of a whisper. HOLY waste a year of his life like that?? Amazing, sorry M.Banichi you need to move over I have a 2 heros now!!! Now in the last 2 minutes M tried to put it away, being up 2 ? 1 we came to a point were I had to step up, I remember being in the death pit pinned down by a soldier an engineer and a demoman, I grabbed the flag and ran a circle in the pit to make the enemy confused, unfortunately it made my team confused, as I heard spam over the voice comm, ?WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LONE!!!!? that was from the non believer M.Senor, stupid spy do not spam gas at me!!! Lol jokes jokes senor you know I wuv j00, not in a gay manner. Lol anyways I conced it out like the ninja I am, I had been training under my master M.Fusion for many months, to attain my level of CHI, and now I am a full fledge ninja, well anyways the round was about to end. NJK refused to lose as they battled long and hard for their flag, Spam came outta !
nowhere I was passed around like a bitch in prison, literally, I bounced and bounced to no avail could not get the flag. When out of the sky descended the great and all mighty M.Busta who grabbed that flag and ran like forest gump but to no avail, he was close to cap point I was told but the round had ended, GG NJK held it just long enough. MVP?S go to oh man I m gonna give both to M.^i THIS GUY IS AMAZING. Round ends 2 ? 1 M.

OT oh my well I m not gonna bore you with the details, M takes the flag from the clutches of the NJK defence and caps it, infact it was M.Busta who took it, must have been angry for not capping r2 one, look what you done you angered a Canadian, oh man you guys are lucky to have your arms still!!!! Round ends 1 ? 0 M.

Final score if my math is correct 6 ? 5 M, GG NJK, remember respect is earned not giving, and you guys earned it!!!

M.Lonestar
/me takes his voodoo doll of karn and bites the head off!!"


Amazing. Simply amazing. You would not think it was possible for so much Stupid to be squeezed into such a small amount of space.

"Final score if my math is correct 6 ? 5 M" <----Can you believe this man is in University?

In any case, I think what he is trying to say is, great game [njk]! You guys gave us quite the run for our money, and did it very cleanly. We look forward to our next match together!

Final score: 5-4 M wins!

I would also like to add that, during rnd 1, I shot a medic into the air, then shot the wall underneath him to bounce him slightly higher, then finished it off with a final rocket in the air. Why is this relevant? It's not, really.

Also, your final four is quite inaccurate, Lone, as it does not contain the Blues, who are going to dominate the playoffs. And Toronto is clearly losing to Philly in rnd 1.

<[njk]midget> put me in the writeup!
<[njk]midget> becuase im a midget!

I have never been one to prevent my vertically challenged friends to be discriminated against, so here you go! It's midget, ladies and gentlemen!
*APPLAUSE light flashes, followed by dead silence because we have no actual studio audience*

TRUE NINJA VANISH! *poof*
/me takes a voodoo doll of Lone and rips the arms and legs off, feeds the limbs to a hungry wolf, burns the body in the furnace, scattering the ashes to the four winds, then spits on his grave and makes annoying prank calls to his surviving family members at 3 in the morning.

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