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M over S

Tonight we played our pals over at THE SYNDICATE...DUN DUN DUN...their outwardly cool and cut-throat name does little justice to the wacky, zany fun-loving chaps that exist underneath the surface! Always a great game against =S=, and tonight was no different.

We headed into our server for rnd 1, and I swear my ping was so good that it had a halo around it! GET IT? LIKE IT'S AN ANGEL IN HEAVEN! GET IT? THAT'S HOW GOOD IT WAS! The round started off slow, with neither side pulling out the flag. However, once they got a few touches, both sides started moving the flag constantly. MIGHT I ADD...I WRENCHED SOMEONE, AND HE DIED FROM IT, SUBSEQUENTLY RESULTING IN WHAT'S KNOWN AS A SPANNER KILL...Karn 1, World 0. We took the lead early on, and never gave it up, exchanging caps mostly. M.bhop mentioned that our defense never uses the mic...what he doesn't realize is that we are all on RW except for him, and all we talk about is how we are going to kill him in his sleep with a giant rock...soon. Offensive MVP goes to M.Scoff for killing lots of stuff and thoroughly beating the crap out of the rest of our pitiful O! Nice work! Defensive MVP goes to M.bhop for his nice job plugging the ramproom with his fat self...great work bho! It's too bad you won't be with us long...oh well, we can always buy another one. Round ends with M on top 4-2! DID I MENTION I WRENCHED SOMEONE...BECAUSE I DID.

Round 2 was played on =S='s server, some of our guys noted a bit of choke, but nothing too bad! This time I was on offense, and booooooy oh boy did things really heat up! At least, I assume they did, as I dropped twice from the server! (Not due in any way to their server, of course...just my ISP being a SON OF A BITCH, combined with NORTON'S BEING A SON OF A BITCH) We once again pull out to an early lead and never look back! I'd personally like to extend my thanks to M.CdTriX for so graciously shooting me as I exited our spawn EVERY SINGLE RUN...I swear, without him, we'd be so screwed in the Nail Grenade Your Own Spawn department. Offensive MVP goes to M.busta, not because he had top kills, but because he's a giant faggot. Don't make me explain the logic, I assure you it's there. Defensive MVP goes to M.Scoff, who takes the high score on the D end as engy! Hmm, Scoff and I switched at the break, and during round 2, WE CAPPED ONE MORE, BUT WE LET GO THE SAME NUMBER OF CAPS....Hmm, I believe this means I > Scoff, undeniably. UNDENIABLY. Round ends with M on top 5-2!

Final score: 9-4, M wins!

Great game, =S=, you guys are a class act, and the fact that you call many of our members faggots only adds to your greatness in my eyes. Because they ARE faggots.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

(that was the sound of a smoke bomb, and me disappearing)
-karn

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