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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-07-28 STA Gold SMP Sex Money and Power 141.08 
 +7.98
TeH This Ends Here 131.53 
 -7.98
100-80 
90-60
Mulch_Trench
Mulch_Trench
Regular

Writeup:

SMP over TeH

well i just wanted to say that i really hate solo because that fucking faggot took my clan tag and my idea of riding the short bus. FUCK U and bus. your ass is mine when we play.

2BuS vs Teh
Everyone said that teh was going to rape us a new asshole and i agreed cause i hate mulch_trench.

Before Match
we practice the map and got 9 ppl and talked about bob Hope. RIP bro.

rd1 teh server
we change the tags to [I<3BobHope] and the match started. i biuld my gun and played yard, but i didnt see naka, the tard lagged for the 1st 20mins so we only had 4 d. gj. Kevin owned up the fake flag and i had to play eng inside. =( flux owned upstairs and scribes owned the fr. Offense kept the caps coming in, not fast but caps r caps. the last 2 mins was us trying to cap a flag in the yard and newbie kevin some how took it from a yard back to theirs. LOL NEWBIE KEVIN!!!!

i love bob hope: 100 teh:80

break time: i smoked and kept the line up the same and took a shit. i had the burning shits. my butt still burns.

rd2 2BuS server
in pre match we change back to [2BuS] and we all decide that flux is going to be the bukkake buddy after the match when we win. this time naka didnt lag i owned the outside i was taking 2 of there o almost everytime i was outside. I wrench 2 of there offense willy wanka and rat. then teh brough a yard hw and i said this ti willy befroe the match

JakE-Vet> i told
JakE-Vet> u
JakE-Vet> if u rrun a yard hw
JakE-Vet> i would wrench him
JakE-Vet> and i did
Willy-Wonka> you are his hero I am sure
JakE-Vet> i got u 2
Willy-Wonka> so?
JakE-Vet> just say
JakE-Vet> lynx i am your bitch
Willy-Wonka> who gives a flying fuck?
Willy-Wonka> lol
Willy-Wonka> no :)

So what happened i wrench that fat fuck. ahahhahahah the best part he is in -OW lol...... oh Eest-nL sucks at eng, that is all.
oh kevin got a crowbar.
and i told willy how to spam a resupply the right way, not 2 gas nades all 4.

2bus 90 teh 60
final
2bus 190 teh 140

2 BUS WINS !!!

the team says.
scribes> I <3 Bob Hope
[2BuS]gLiTcH-M|M> that was nice

Max_Volume> I got a shitload of
airshots
Max_Volume> I got a cbar
Max_Volume> hmm...
Max_Volume> I'm gonna miss mulch_trench
Max_Volume> best map ever

good luck in the future TeH...
was a fun match.





Comments

Old
East
24.164.141.141
its East ya stupid old man and my emps own the yard but sniper pwns ng :( guess i hit a nerve lewlz gg was fun 2bus
 
Old
R4t
68.225.0.98
Its -OW! :\ not -OW
 
Old
jake
12.221.167.207
my write ups owns. east i rocked u, u couldnt handle my yard eng.
 
Old
East
24.164.141.141
i wish we had instant replay where it shows the shotty to your chest and the emp to your face lol giv me the url to the logs for rnd2 i wanna see
 
Old
Guest
12.216.201.85
May be you and "kevin" should stop playing TFC and go fuck each other.
 
Old
Jetal
24.224.161.169
another anonymous flame rofl, loser.
 
Old
Willy
207.130.86.64
Wow, Jake, can you focus on yourself and not your team a bit more? You should change the name of your clan to "Jake".
 
Old
East
24.164.141.141
lol [JaKe]
 
Old
max volume
67.8.94.128
yawn.
 
Old
Jabroni
4.4.78.88
rnd 1 was fun. rnd 2 was pretty much a cluster fuck. No you didnt hit a nerve, one of your guys went sniper so i decided i would :). gg
 
Old
mr sparkle
68.23.78.144
i like jakes writeups there fun, like drawing
 
Old
max volume
67.8.94.128
yes they are... however the tfl never saw it that way. fkm.
 
Old
torak
24.25.227.133
jakes writeups are teh win.
 


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