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OpM over FOTL

Round 1:

I was clubbing baby seals and couldn't make round one of this match. Loser pulled me aside and shared the honored secret with me that he hadn't bathed in five days. I blinked twice and thought "whats this gotta do with round 1?", but there is no reasoning with this man. Besides for the tidbit about not believing in personal hygiene "because its one more thing the man tells you" Loser said that there weren't any caps.

Wunderbar^max


Round 2:

I returned from my baby seal clubbing expedition to an arousing round two, played on the wonderful FOTL server. As customary, cbee blessed me in the fountain in the dragonfire respawn. Thanks to the prematch cleansing I was able to get the voices out of my head, if only for a few minutes. Thanks cb.

The match got started and I still hadn't put my pants on from a previous engagement this evening. After donning my trousers properly and securing my belt and zipping up I was good to go.

Round 2 was unlike Round 1 in that someone actually scored. That would be us, OpM. A quick cap at the start almost resulted in a respawn room riot. Grudge threatened to pipe the spawn and Agondol was going to back him up and spray every O player that spawned. Thanks to Duck's quick diplomacy we all went back to our proper roles and the round went on.

Another cap or three went by, Demoman and Barracuda kept on talking about last episode of Fear Factor and wouldn't let me yap about the rot growing on my forearm; what a bunch of punks.

The round ended up with Boo and Loser huddled in the fetal position making whimpering noises whilst I and cbee tried to see who could get owned by that asshole "worldspawn" more often.

GG FOTL

-soulmace

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