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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-10-13 STA Platinum AFM Alcoholic Fragging Machine 228.50 
 +6.53
mH Misdirected Hostility 214.57 
 -6.53
0-15 
45-30
15-0
Dragonfire
Dragonfire
Dragonfire
Regular

Writeup:

AFM over mH

Round 1: Another incredibly annoying match of dragonfire. Normally I like defensive maps, but not when our offense can't cap...
The round goes very slowly with both teams getting movement to the flag rooms, only to have it return. mH manages to make one to the cap point, we don't =*(

*BREAK #1*
neurifag pms me accusing our offense of hacking, so I tell him that 'ol reliable JoseyWales gave them the wrong server info. A few minutes later as I am trying to get some subs in for people leaving, the pms start:

<mH`Scorcher-qD-> can u fix server?
<KapPa v> its broken?
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> change it to sta cfg with the pass and the map
<KapPa v> i will when i join.
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> we've been waiting for 15 mins
<KapPa v> well try joining then?
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> well try changing it to the map with sta cfg and a password
<KapPa v> lol.
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> we wouldnt pm you if you didn't take 5 years
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> i'm going to go read the bible with my extra time
<KapPa v> the more of you sending me pms, the longer it takes.
<mH`Scorcher-qD-> double click the server

<mH`Capn`DD-Mi6> rd2 server?
<KapPa v> is the entire mh roster going to pm me now?
<mH`Capn`DD-Mi6> is round2 server going to be set up anytime soon?
<mH`Capn`DD-Mi6> and yes, im guessing everyone is going to pm you, because you pmed neuri the server info, which he had to relay to me
<mH`Capn`DD-Mi6> k i think entire roster has pmed you, so round 2 server?? :P

<dasfoodingz> rnd2 server?
<KapPa v> jesus fucking christ
<KapPa v> ask someone in mh
<KapPa v> 3 of you are pming me asking the same question after i already told neuri

<oes_afk> ghello my tv isnt working... LHELP????
<oes_afk> PZL
<oes_afk> ???
<oes_afk> ????????
<oes_afk> ?
<oes_afk> HOW I FIX
<oes_afk> IT ALL GREEN
<KapPa v> please take a number and wait your turn sir.
<oes_afk> io NEED HELP SAVED BY THE BELL IS ON NEXST

At this point I blacked out for a while, only to wake up during the pm for round 2.

Round 2: We start off, same old thing, then wow, wtf? Our offense caps for the FIRST TIME on this acursed map! Not only that, but they get a quick relay! The rest of the round goes downhill from here D:
I spend the next 20 minutes or so literally blinded by a former member mH stole from us, [AFMr]Mirv. With 3-4 heavy offense pounding all round, our defense ends up giving up 2 caps, and our offense caps one more time tying up the game.

*Break #2*
wowowowoowwow. we are actually kinda excited in #afmpriv, its actually anybodies game at this point. We decide to keep the same roster, and head back in for OT.

OT: mH keeps our former recruit on their offensive lineup, and gets deep penetration into our flagroom, only to have the flag returned. About 10 minutes in I hear the sound of a cap and look over to see our flag in the yard. I cry, then I look at the scoreboard and it was like omgweeeeeeeee!

Anyways, good match mH, I really really really really really hate this map because I always get hit with so many grenades =*(

Recruiting TFC players and stuff. #clanafm , pm [afm]sudiphed.



Comments

Old
MastaFlex
64.231.51.222
WOW I DON"T EVEN GET PROPS FOR CAPPIN IN OT :/ WHAT HATE :((((( I"D LIKE TO GIVE MAD PROPS TO MY NUGAS ON O BH(GJ ON THE SG IN OT), SHYNE & JYPLEX <3 u guys
 
Old
oes
24.31.115.131
I blame neuri for the win, i heard he went afk rnd2, letting caps go?
 
Old
oes
24.31.115.131
for your win*
 
Old
blame_neuri
65.94.4.237
<----
 
Old
neuri
68.45.122.124
YOU ONLY CAPPED CUZ I ALT TABBED OUT TO CHECK OUT MY GAY PORN BECAUSE I ACHIEVED AN ERECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS DURING RND2 BG NEWBS
 
Old
DoDG3
24.168.241.189
"deep penetration into our flagroom" so thats what you kids call it now. great match, damn it was hard to keep a sentry up with 4 heavy offense tossing mirvs/nails at it so i was just like fuck it. and I proceded to the spawn to work on my teleporter building skills. eventually the rest of the d got confused when my teleporter would teleport them to the spawn roof and told me to get the fuck back into the flagroom, so i did. built me a dispenser and blew it up a few times (i got me a dispenser airshot, it was leet) then attempted the whole sentry gun thing again and said hell with it, so i attacked with my railgun. in the end i heard the cap sound and got really confused cuz i just saw my dispenser blow up the flag carrier so i proceeded to turn around and shoot my demo and was about to curse at him untill i hit the little tab key and said hooray. ggz.
 
Old
BlackHand
24.49.120.47
OT is fun, gg mH
 
Old
Capn
68.105.148.109
Bit of tension in there, but gg. :)
 
Old
Cip
66.214.85.85
LOL THEY MADE ME PLAY DEMO GGZ TO ME PLAYING DEMO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MATCH EVER!
 
Old
Fs-Destruct
24.167.121.102
verynicewriteup
 


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