Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-11-24 | STA Silver | uC | uncontrollable Chaos | 123.37 +10.44 |
ACM | Approaching Critical Mass | 118.59 -7.29 |
140-30 130-30 | Crossover2 Crossover2 |
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Writeup:
uC over ACM
Ok how the west was won. First of all let me give you a little background info on uc and their title experiences. We?ve all had them. Title shots and title matches. Well uc just fucking sucks on the actual matches. We?ve lost titles in overtime, we?ve lost titles by a lot. So we decided to win. Round1: here we go.
Round1: hahahahahaahhaha you thought I was going to write about the match. Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Anyway. Tired of that shit. Mutatis woke up one morning to put on his pants. During so, he realized that he was in fact retarded and could not do that. He tried very hard but couldn?t figure out how to undo a zipper and how both of his legs fit in one part of the pants. Well now I know you wanted to know how he got his pants on. He didn?t. he went to school today with just a diaper on. Its ok though because he is going to wear that diaper for the rest of his life. Score ends up being 14-3 uc.
Round2: FIGHT! After school, mut decides to figure out where babies come from. Along his adventures, he meets a hippo. This hippo is a girl hippo. She points at his small penis and says put that in here (as she points to her girly parts). He does so. What he realizes is that he cries when he has sex. So he starts crying and him and the hippo break up. It was sad. I?m really not sure what this has to od with anything? round ends 13-3 uc.
Any futher comments from coltrane you might ask?
Well here they are:
Beast: coltrane how could you describe the match tonight?
Coltrane: describe? What does that meen?
Beast: smoke more pot man
Coltrane: dude! Pot!
Terreo: man I?m so sexy (its true)
Beast: I know J
Gg guys it was a pleasure.
-beast
Comments
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some useless guy
156.63.190.133 |
beast won it all by himself
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beast
68.190.48.114 |
that i did. lol you're gonna get the clanmates pissed off at me.
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uC.MuTaTiS
141.151.184.252 |
that hippo was a slut
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wowis gg and i quote from the preds "Gooster and hoes have worked steadily with their rag tag crew and will give a good fight, but dont look for any miracles."
lolzl
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beast
68.190.48.114 |
lol leave bomber alone. he is goosters friend and its an inside joke between them i think. also, its goosters only friend.
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uC.MuTaTiS
68.162.156.77 |
gooster has friends?
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hp
24.247.106.93 |
beast likes cock
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