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SMP over njk

History:
SMP played njk on scrummage and njk won rd2 but we came back to win the match....
will the same happen 2night?


Past week for SMP:
Thanks fucking giving... time of the turkey and the nap o fun.
Friday i drunk a case of beer and then after an hour of drinking i go get in my car and take the

20min ride home... but it turned into 45mins because i have to take all the back roads to get my

country house here in illinois.
Satuday went to sleep at 5am and got up at 8am still drunk and i had to drive 2 hours to see my

mom for a late thanksgiving... i was fucked up.. got a flat tire on the way and had to replace it

in my drunkness

sunday: nothing goes here because i fucking own SMP that is all


Monday

we practice and offense capps like 8 times on the d and i was going to change it but we didnt.


PreMatch rd1:
confusion and glitch is tlakinga bout how he rides the penny horse at the super market and how his

mom spends 2 dollars on it... that is odd because that is the 2 bucks i gave her to ride my cock

all night....

round 1 SMP server

oh shit atlas dropps because his steam fucking sucks my left nut... i had john sit becuse i wanted

to play. anyway njk caps and i am like fucking man this GOLD superstars r going to beat SMP....

offense gets a capp... woot for SMP.... glitch gets another cap going out water... wooto

i got to built a telie and njk caps... 5 mins left smp caps and gets a flag out into water with

0 seconds left...

oh shit round ends and smp is up

SMP: 30 njk:20


Breaktime

now i had taco bell i had a number 5 and a grilled stuff burrito and that shit wasnt sitting right

but i had to wait because i had to smoke and give the smp in between speech on how i want to win

by atleast 6 caps and they we need to cap more then 10 this round... did it work????


rround 2 njk server

i wanted offense to rape and i want d to lock down and get crowbars and wrenches....

round start and SMP caps twice GG Glitch a fag... gomer the foamer (its just cum thought) ja the

man and fuck hjmm oh yeah scribes... bruce fucking lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flux owned the fd with like 60 kills and 5 crowbars
atlas with 3 or 4
me with a wrench
naka with 3
jabroni with hmmm none!!!! ahahhahaha

omg me, naka, and atlas trapped a medic in batts and we swucks my left nut... i had john sit becuse i wanted

to play. anyway njk caps and i am like fucking man this GOLD superstars r going to beat SMP....

offense gets a capp... woot for SMP.... glitch gets another cap going out water... wooto

i got to built a telie and njk caps... 5 mins left smp caps and gets a flag out into water with

0 seconds left...

oh shit round ends and smp is up

SMP: 30 njk:20


Breaktime

now i had taco bell i had a number 5 and a grilled stuff burrito and that shit wasnt sitting right

but i had to wait because i had to smoke and give the smp in between speech on how i want to win

by atleast 6 caps and they we need to cap more then 10 this round... did it work????


rround 2 njk server

i wanted offense to rape and i want d to lock down and get crowbars and wrenches....

round start and SMP caps twice GG Glitch a fag... gomer the foamer (its just cum thought) ja the

man and fuck hjmm oh yeah scribes... bruce fucking lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flux owned the fd with like 60 kills and 5 crowbars
atlas with 3 or 4
me with a wrench
naka with 3
jabroni with hmmm none!!!! ahahhahaha

omg me, naka, and atlas trapped a medic in batts and we switch over to crowbars to free a hand so

that we can bukkake buddy him.... we blow it all over his ass and face... but he gave all 3 of us

aids..... i want njk to remember this: horny guys run faster then scared girls.
ahhahahahahahhahahaha

anyway offense fucking RAPED them

SMP: 130 njk:10


oh shit final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMP: 160 njk: 30


yes that means that SMP won because we are... smp


i would of thought that after round 1 it was going to be a close match but my speeches fucking own

and it turns around the smp sqaud.



clan says:
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> [SMP]'s crowbars were far superior than the [njk] crowbars, hence our victory!


nak`gone> gg wrenchs: 3

[SMP]scribes> o rape


Jabroni> hw is boring...


FLux^match> again i fucking own and you better write a whole page dedicated to me and how much i

blow at [ushing buttons
FLux^match> if you dont ima get the deliverance people to assrape you


[SMP]gLiTcH> glitch is a fag


gomer`> Jake
gomer`> you owe me 100 dollars
gomer`> and rivers hacks
gomer`> and i owned the ^Ni tag
gomer`> put that in itch over to crowbars to free a hand so

that we can bukkake buddy him.... we blow it all over his ass and face... but he gave all 3 of us

aids..... i want njk to remember this: horny guys run faster then scared girls.
ahhahahahahahhahahaha

anyway offense fucking RAPED them

SMP: 130 njk:10


oh shit final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMP: 160 njk: 30


yes that means that SMP won because we are... smp


i would of thought that after round 1 it was going to be a close match but my speeches fucking own

and it turns around the smp sqaud.



clan says:
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> [SMP]'s crowbars were far superior than the [njk] crowbars, hence our victory!


nak`gone> gg wrenchs: 3

[SMP]scribes> o rape


Jabroni> hw is boring...


FLux^match> again i fucking own and you better write a whole page dedicated to me and how much i

blow at [ushing buttons
FLux^match> if you dont ima get the deliverance people to assrape you


[SMP]gLiTcH> glitch is a fag


gomer`> Jake
gomer`> you owe me 100 dollars
gomer`> and rivers hacks
gomer`> and i owned the ^Ni tag
gomer`> put that in the writeup if you know whats good for you

[njk]MULISHA> stfu you little nublet



ok i checked and i see no fucking copy paste errors


i just want to say that this time gomer was the bukkake buddy because he has a purdy mouth


ahhaaa deliverance just for flux

come here pig......


anyway we get to play for a title now wow maybe we will win one... but i doubt it because we

suck



[SMP]LynX -------------------- Jake


GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMP > uC > GOO

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