Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-12-04 | TFL 2a | ()___)-x | Dynamite | 114.19 +3.35 |
} | bowflex benders | 90.69 -3.35 |
220-30  220-10 | Smooth Smooth |
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Writeup:
()___)-x over }
DiME is our awesome leader who cant play because he is injured and inactive, he broke is thumb jumping off the 2fort battlements
so hmmm ok. Lets see. Im doing the writeup for my new clan, that is really leet likely totaly dude yea so leet like no other man dude become a pharmacist! So yea. I played O both rounds, which was pretty insane. Round 1 starts off with their medic coming into our fr and killing us during prematch. So retard wilson goes to their base, so then we ban him from the server. But anyways, the match starts. Our worst player, AG, forgets to change class, and spawns as pyro, then gets workspawned 20 times in a row, and doesnt get to play the whole round, because we ban him from the server. OK, THE ROUND STARTS. Our O goes insane, we are always in their fr. SPAM EVERYWHERE. WE keep tossing it into the pit thingy, then Des comes, and takes it and hides it under the ramp and stuff. So yea, we get the flag out into the RR A LOT and cap a lot. Their engy could never get an sg up, so they just go soldier. So they have 7 soldiers on D all in the fr. Then our O soldier mafiaman goes in, and nail exploits, and they all get deaded. Then... krieg was our dedicated gate bitch both rounds. So all krieg heard over the mic was GET THE GATE BITCH, But he did good. The D did good, they only let out like 4 caps both rounds. I guess our crazy demo dragon had good coms because he was screaming stuff. Probably screaming at ag for sucking at hw. And yea, our engy was really good. I actually saw some sg kills. We took 20 hours tryting to find a strat, and then we change our strat in the prematch, and it worked, i think. We also had wilson, who stood afk in the fr. The round ends 22-3
Round2! Yea, they decided play round2 in our server again. Letsss seeee. We have like 6 players, until 10 seconds before prematch, so then we got 9 at the last second. Also for some reason ringer free said one of our guys was a ringer, so we replaced him. It starts off good. With some random aliased guy on their team commenting how goodest i am. Yea, we do good again. Same start as last round. Its all good, we get one cap. And then their aliased guy p leaves and adds his crying comment in mm1. im a n00b, my team owns me, gg, gl hf something like that, but i think ag said that, i dunno. So yea, they start playing 20 pyros, they had 11 people come in and play pyro, we didnt care. AG was stuck in respawn door the whole round, so it was funny. The D did AMAZING, they held the fr and the other team only got 1 cap. Wilson said he got bored being a nade whore in the rr, stealing all of blums kills. Yea, on O, the other team only had like 1 guy in fr, so we were capping. I was setting detpacks in there, and stuff. I went spy spammed respawns, spammed ag, tked des, capped the flag. Also, krieg i guess battled one of their team medics at the buttons, since there was no OvO and this match was so clean. They battled for 3.1322.2.23242 minutes pushing buttons. The round ends, 21-1.
GG!! boxflex
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some useless guy
156.63.190.133 |
boxflex.. i should dispute! ;) thanks for the ass-raping, now whore your clan and join }!
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rrrrrrrrraped
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chimp
68.99.249.159 |
THAT WAS WRITTEN BY ME
dime took out my bottom stuff and add the GG with your name spelt wrong, BLAME DIME!
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lv
12.162.44.254 |
due to the amount of raping's we've received the past couple weeks, we've decided that we will instead be going for the all time losingest record in konspiracy history.
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