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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-12-07 CAL Omega SMP Sex Money and Power 175.11 
 +15.92
CwO ClockWork Orange 306.81 
 -17.20
80-30 
80-60
Chemfort
Chemfort
Regular

Writeup:

SMP over CwO

last time we played cwo it was on Scrummage i believe, i played round 1 and we won by like 210 pts
and i didnt play rd2 and we lost by like 200 pts... but we still won the match because i played

Cwo Zeik pms me and says he has more then 1 guy that is not on roster and can he play them?
i say sure because i am a respectful fun loving person......

round 1 SMP server

we find out CAL only lets 1 hw.. so are strat is complete shit now... fucking different leagues different rules... messes me up... i get to play o... anyway we capped... alan sir fag bitchings about mm1... i am sorry but rules say.. leaders can mm1 and i am a leader so bit my cock.. i am sorry alan couldnt get into e9 so he start nL then 3 tryouts later and 2 years.. alan finally get into e9 because their skill level is so far dropped from what it once was.. so sport that faggot e9 tag.. 930 lag comes and hits naka.. so they cap twice.. plus their 1 from like 5 mins... but we cap 80 cause alan sucks at eng and he is 2 busy trying to kill me and my tele in the water and trying to wrench me... his wrench skills are that off his trying out for e9... it takes him forever.. but after 5 tries he gets me twcie. Jab is bitching about lag. flux is talking about how he sucks ... rip i sowning up flaggrom.. naka is lagging in the air in resupply.. john is bitching about his 130 Euro ping.. LOVE JOHN!!!!!! but we still


oh btw Azul, aka carumba aka eric is in cwo... ahahhahahahahahha anyway


SMP: 80 CwO: 30

Break time i go smoke and give line up and i sit here starting this writeup because i know we will beat Cwo... yep i am not playing round2. instead i am writing this 40mins before i should... will win??? will u get 2 see this writeup???

[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> tell ur guys no mm1
[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> next time
[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> its disrepectful
Flux^match> jake is the leader
Flux^match> i am not
Flux^match> talk to him
[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> ok
Flux^match> he was the one mm1ing
[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> hmm
Flux^match> and he did it what
Flux^match> twice?
[[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> Yes

lol nice alan.... get some skill and some class then come talk 2 me

round2

looking at server refresh i see that alan doesnt get to play round2.... guess cwo took out their newbies for rd2.. guess not now i see him in there... o good means we will win


i thought we were losing but we are up 2-1 right now.. can we keep the lead... yeah cause now we r up by 6 caps... can SMP win by 10 caps??????? with 2/3 of match left... flux has 50 kills GO FUX GO !!!!!!!

now smp has flux with 65 and atlas with 50... nice............. we have like 5 ppl over 30 kills so far.. nice nice nice

the best part alan newbie has 16 kills and he is in e9 and jab who doesnt even play eng and has like a 140 ping has more kills with 21... lol SMP engs > e9 BEEEE OTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

rip just sid its 6-3.. with SMP winning.. i guess SMP offense is > ^Ni


flux = 74 kills
Atlas = 53 SMP score leaders... woot

Cwo has ag at 57 and gibber 53


the 3 bottom scorers are alan with 18 ahahahhahahahahahahha
y-train with 20 and zeik with 20...

flux is at 76 now..... and i am talking to my buddies sister flux at 80 will he break 100???

this just in..... JABroni > alan-[e9]-nL at Engineer

thgis just in match over

OH SHIT MATCH ENDS

SMP 80 CwO 60

Coulda played better Woulda had more fun Oughta win = CwO

anyway SMP > cwO

it was a good night till fagogt alan opened his mouth... gl to cwo in the future minus 4 time alan ahahhahahahahahahaha


oops FINAl
SMP: 160 CwO: 90 SMP wins by 7 caps

[thebox][CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> well chik at least i got about 15 wrenches and 2 crowbars :/
so????????? u still lost... u still suck... and if u did that means your sg was never up cause that would be 17 kills with wrench/corw and leaves your sg with only 2 kils... some one is full of shit and its not me

[[SMP]scribes> he blows at soldier tho
[SMP]scribes> i owned him so much
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> i think i got about 50 single shotty kills
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> all me
Flux^match> i wrenched gibber otherwise i sucked. I win.
Flux^match> crowbarred
Jabroni> engi is gay!
Jabroni> our server is gay!
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> NaKa was CwO's best O player
[SMP]scribes> i fucking love chemfort
[SMP]scribes> and <3 to azul
<FLux^sleep> and we better make top15
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> i can't say anything bad about cwo because alan will kick me out of nL so gg
^ cause alan is a faggot with no skill.. no worried rip i can handle it.
[SMP]Chinaso> jeffs return = ownage

ppl from irc....

dead-memory-W-> i do!
dead-memory-W-> wait, u guys beat CwO?
dead-memory-W-> gj


[uC|Gooster`afk> say
uC|Gooster`afk> gooster is the best tfc player ever
uC|Gooster`afk> thanks
uC|Gooster`afk> and beast sucks at tfc
Ja|doinshit> i didnt fuckin play lolz
Jabroni> lynx got wrenched and i sat there and watched... hahaha!
dead-memory-W-> lynx
dead-memory-W-> put me in it
^no prob but u still are a faggot.

LynX-L4> pm me what u want in writeup for SMP vs Cwo match
Orteus is now known as Orteus`[Pro_Idler]
[[AFM]Supafly-L4> lol
[AFM]Supafly-L4> who won

|sO|-Max_Volume-K> Laughing Out Loud you guys beat cwo?
|sO|-Max_Volume-K> gj

gomer`> i am gonna eat some macaroni and cheese now

Vampire-BUS> its sunday
@Vampire-BUS> sunday = cwo loses
gomer`> always ahve excuses as to why they lose
gomer`> especially to us
Jabroni> lol

Jabroni> what do we do to make eeryone get pissed when we win?
[[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> they cry if they win and they cry if they lose
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> make a list of excuses jakes
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> that should be the new SMP slogan
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> make a list of excuses jake*
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> "They cry if they win and they cry if they lose."
[[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> because it's true
Jabroni> thats what makes us the best

[SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|> lets c,well,my beloved engy wife naka008 and i pwnd the CwO offence,lol we both hate that map,its SOOOO ng unfriendly,so i guess we did sum serious pwning,yihaaw,and i luv our "low" personal scores,concidering we r very suicidal ng's.gg CwO,pwnd by the laggiest ng in tfc W00T ;) (j/k)

WOOT

[SMP]LynX aka Jake

e9 is a fucking joke and so it alan.. i guess he never learned out to kill ppl or build his sg in the most effective spots..

disclaimer dont take what i say seriously unless its about alan and e9...



Comments

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Flux
141.150.97.230
lol jake rnd2 6-4 newbie
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
oops..... 140-70 or 160-90 same thing
 
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chik
68.196.53.153
lol someone's pissed that he got kicked out of nL for letting everyone and their cousins pass their tryouts :x GG SMP, was fun. Hi jab, hi gomer! <3
 
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jake
66.158.114.2
me pissed???? ask a SMP player what it takes to piss me off. 1 person has successfully pissed me off in tfc in over 4 years of playing... and its not alan.. the person doesnt even play anymore. besides any SMP eng will destory any e9 eng or any faggot nl eng
 
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[CwO]Gibmanmtl`
Qc

65.95.59.211
many things are quite uncalled for in that writeup.. too bad it had to be something you wanted to say.
 
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mv
199.164.68.182
you should know how smp's writeups are... me thinks back to a year ago in tfl... ahah.
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.158
Why did you put a disclaimer on this thing, Jake? It doesn't matter, some people will always manage to be anal about these writeups. Holy shit, CAL/Jake/Copy+Pasting didn't maim the write up! I'm impressed.
 
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PerfectDisaster
24.190.151.178
lol, fucking newbies need to be put in your place, lucky like me and half of CwO left a week ago or you would have been manslaughtered like the shitty tfc players you are
 
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Mr_Rage`H
150.135.178.55
all of this over mm1? :( :( :(
 
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He who is retired
66.11.97.228
ROFL Jake :D Just remember man, you failed your zD tryout, I know, I was there. You shouldnt even bother playing engy you're a worthless fuck, always have been, always will be. You say you're better than e9 cause you'd never even get an invite LEWL Merry christmas :D
 
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Phantom
130.184.95.153
Haha, who is this Jake kid -- Pretty obvious he blows - And if you'd like to challenge any of e9 feel free kid, you'll get put in your place.
 
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/tmp/Dr.
12.40.253.102
That writeup is uncalled for in any situation. Try showing a little class next time. Payback is gonna be hell.
 
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warlord
68.75.177.32
PERIODS ARE YOUR FRIEND OMG. i dont think i need to even try to insult you guys, your in SMP. thats bad enough :(
 
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SMP?
24.44.234.95
you're telling fucking [CwO] to get class? are you retarded you fucking newbie fuck? CwO is the epitome of everything you'll never be which is class and respect, fucking cocksucker newbies have no idea what their place in TFC is..the shithole
 
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gomer
209.187.167.46
why dont you all just stfu!?!?!? we know that when we win, we get flamed, thats old news so just stfu for once and that would show some class
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
lol zD tryout????? lol Famine asked me 2 join the same time Fearless dan did which was well of 2years... i think zd was 4wks old when i joined..... me jake = LynX duh!!!!!!!! as for PD response go through SMP vs Cwo history.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
i will do it for ut SMP vs Cwo history is 2-2 SMP with me as leader vs Cwo 2-1 questions???? if SMP is a horse shit team then y are the clan vs clan records 2-2?????
 
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24.190.205.216
EAsY, bEcAUsE YoURE SMP and are dOuCHeFckxsroflrfol hi
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
I think people should take writeups light hardedly. This is how are writeups are. This is how they have always been. This is how they will stay more or less. Taking it seriously is just stupid in my eyes.
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
also jake never said anything about CwO not having class. He just made fun of Alan a lot. I personally think it was a great match and i hope to play them again soon.
 
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Short
65.92.86.72
Gawd, no wonder no one likes SMP, rofl
 
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24.190.205.216
"I think people should take writeups light hardedly. This is how are writeups are. This is how they have always been. This is how they will stay more or less. Taking it seriously is just stupid in my eyes." were you in the bathroom for hooked on phonics moron?
 
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glitch
24.169.43.201
wowsers. you guys are dumb. the writeups funny as hell though. gj.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
this is for glitch the one person that pisses me off is Concite
 
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Rip
63.138.236.106
alan is a fucking faggot, he kicked me out of nL for beating his clan.
 
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Sterkarm
68.9.194.183
Dammit when did SMP come back? Please be sure to die as soon as possible.
 
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scribes
24.58.253.95
smp will never die
 
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Kaneda
69.136.107.142
ahhahhahaha omg all these girls comin out trash talkin smp "OMG I R SUPER ELITE AT TFC RAWR!!!!111" stfu nobody cares, if any of you take these serious and get offended its time you shut off the monitor, unplug your tower and shove the power cord right up your asses. seriously... ITS JUST A GAME. LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE. hahahahahah, oh and alan is a fag - no disclaimer needed
 
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24.190.205.216
do you realize how stupidly hypocriticle you are? plus the fact of the matter is we dont find personal attacks and just plain faggotism to be funny u stupid cunt take ur pathetic ass to CS with the rest of your kind
 
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Rip
63.138.236.106
the really hardcore nerd don't post there names
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.41
Rofl, I love how everyone takes these write ups seriously.
 
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chik
68.196.53.153
Wow, this got long... and entertaining. /me passes the popcorn.
 
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Skitz
67.160.124.253
I wish I had e-class so I wouldn't be an asshole but then I remembered it's a game and it isn't worth crying over and calling the other team faggots because they typed out mean things and beat us. Apparently CwO hasn't learned this yet.
 
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war
68.75.180.85
i dont see how writing an entire essay calling somebody else a faggot and talentless, then writing "jk" at the end is funny. how can you expect somebody NOT to take it seriously? the only thing that would spring to mind is "...". and of course you faggots find it funny. all of you probably sit in smp-priv or whatever and type "lozlozlz NICE ONE so funny omgz yes".
 
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24.190.205.216
ya the whole 'dont mm1' thing was stupid being that naka said like one line was pretty dumb, but apparently you took that even more seriously then we did. a game isn't worth crying over, and we aren't crying. prove me wrong. you people just get off on making unnessecary 3rd grade flames thinking your hot shit when your not. Honestly, we don't give two craps if you beat us or not. The problem is that you all jizzed yourself so much about it that you wrote an extremely long write up about it to make yourselves seem e-special you e-choad sucking e-bitches. i would love to meet any of you irl, especially you jake and glitch, and see how much balls you really have. if you went around talking shit like that all day your eyes would be blacker then ktslim is. ya, hi atlas, "Rofl, I love how everyone takes these write ups seriously." I love even more how you think jake is joking around I know him better then you do I've played more matches under the SMP tag then you.(i probably just blew my name hiding cover :/) Ripzone, you're damn right im a fucking hardcore nerd and if you say that again I'll IM you with so many emoticons your head will fucking spin. Kaneda.....lmfao scribes, your coolio glitch has a smelly brother and misses me :( ill give jake two guesses as to who I am and if he fails then he must be dumber then he makes himself sound which would be pretty fucking hard. its obvious your stupid ass comments gave you a shitty rep, I know you don't care mr CNBLr, but I can swear to god that you do. Why else would you come back for more every day? You're latched onto the communities nuts like those squirrils your redneck family fries up for lunch. Think about it, SMP died, you made 2BuS. You got sick of trying to be nice in 2BuS so you restarted SMP. You love the attention we give you and crave it. It's like the same high your crack-addict mom got when the neighbors son was banging her from behind. Maybe its time to retire, you've been playing long enough. Peace
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.41
Yay, more fuel for the fire.
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.41
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, nice post azul`, lol.
 
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SMP will never be half the clan CwO is. kinda like how jake will always be a little bitch while alan remains one of the coolest people who plays this game (quit tfc alan). lOLZLlooLZLl SMPzZ OWNszeD UZe!!1 OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS TEH LEADAR OF SMP WE BEAT CWO 2 OUT OF 3 TIMES DUDE I AM SO TOTALLY ELIT3 AT EVERYTHANG HAHAhjaLAa1! (OMG WHeN I DIDNT PALY WE LOST WTF I PWN :((99) LOlAZ WTF GUYZ STOP FLAMING ME I WAS JK D: D: D: D: D: d:;
 
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SMP will never be half the clan CwO is. kinda like how jake will always be a little bitch while alan remains one of the coolest people who plays this game (quit tfc alan). lOLZLlooLZLl SMPzZ OWNszeD UZe!!1 OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS TEH LEADAR OF SMP WE BEAT CWO 2 OUT OF 3 TIMES DUDE I AM SO TOTALLY ELIT3 AT EVERYTHANG HAHAhjaLAa1! (OMG WHeN I DIDNT PALY WE LOST WTF I PWN :((99) LOlAZ WTF GUYZ STOP FLAMING ME I WAS JK D: D: D: D: D: d:;
 
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24.190.205.216
thank you atlas :P
 
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munks
63.197.46.7
GO GO LYNX
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.41
I'm teh smart one =D
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
lol this is great..... here are some pms CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> i dont take shit [CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> is the problem :/ CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> i got a bad temper u think??? over little old lynx u kicked Ripzone which is pretty fucking funny. i guess for other nL members if your clan beats alan's clan u would have a guild anymore. [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> aww is jake still mad [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> that he never made it in nL [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> poor baby [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> lol [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> and i was playing solja most of the time :cp [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> Anyways [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> gg to u [15:33] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> thought u had some class [17:40] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> Hey lynx [17:40] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> u jealous? [17:41] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> I think u r [17:41] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> arent u! [17:41] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> aww [17:41] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> POOR BABY CANT MAKE A REAL ENGY GUILD [17:48] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> and u didnt even make l4 [17:48] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> sorry i guss i was wrong about that [17:53] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> cause im faggot alan right? [17:53] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> Mr i cant even make a engie guild [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> not even 1 [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> lol [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> still mad that u didnt even make nL [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> and ur gonna be suspended [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> ty [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> lynx [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> for all teh ahrd work u did [17:54] <[CwO]Alan-[e9]-nL> now back to ignore u go ;D lol this is great either way if u played soldier or eng u only had like 20 kills round2... something i wouldnt be very proved off anyway Multi-Try Alan has got his e9 buddies to pm me 2 and tell me that i am going to get kicked outta IGL because of Phan and that they are all friends with bluefire from sta... and that i will never be able to play TFC again because the community backs e9... do u want me to say sorry????? samething i said before: [14:30] what i said about alan [14:30] and what i said about e9 sticks Hi [SMP]Kaww i remember trying u out..... this fucker tried over 110 times to conc from door to top of red base with 6 sgs on mulch_dm and he never could do it..
 
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dexterity
24.61.142.127
lol your all gota go outside
 
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Alan
12.26.213.166
Acutallly it doesnt matter to be honest i played engie for about 7 min and the rest i was a soldier for that matter it doesnt matter lynx and yes i do piss u off and rip i didnt kick u out of nL btw. but yes yes lynx u cant make fun of e9 for 5 min i played engie oh well anways ur wrong about writeups thats not even flaming if u wanna take something personal lynx just pm and tell me..yes lynx u did fail nL 3 times and i let u in whcih u were pissed about i still got logs so dont deny that.Anywas since this is retarded im going back to sleep
 
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Alan
12.26.213.166
Also yes we did lose about 6 people but we dont make excuses cause were CwO we took the loss we didnt say much but oh well lynx just has to try and prove hes better then me well gl smp the rest of u are cool lynx try and grow up
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
lol i tried outa for nL this is news to me demos???? prove it
 
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24.190.205.216
jake u didnt even say hi to me
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
nopers
 
Old
know what else was funny? how i got your win over tmp nulled because of ringing lZLkhalZLolalzzolahAhahAZzzA ps. LZoZL!11
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
noper that was because animated wasnt on roster u were.
 
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that might have been true if animated hadn't been in the clan for weeks. i played the day i joined, off of the roster, and quit some time in the next week GOOD BYE :((((((((((
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
Ok what i said before made no sense, and yes actually i was in the bathroom lol. Seriously though, taking jake seriously is probably the dumbest thing you could do. He may act serious and azul may say he is serious but hes really not. Also punishing other SMP members for this writeup is retarded. Hell rip was kicked out of nL, atlas was kicked out of #d2tfc or whatever, and i was kicked from the CwO channel where i have been idleing for 7+ months. Don't be faggots.
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
Also being the guy who forgets stuff, trying to kick us out of leagues for this write-up is the lowest thing you could do at the moment.
 
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24.190.205.216
"Also punishing other SMP members for this writeup is retarded. " hes your leader. he represents you. dont like you you get treated? too bad
 
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Jabroni
4.4.78.88
hello gg
 
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12.26.213.166
Lynx noone said anytning about being banned fake logs ;cphhaa j/k
 
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12.26.213.166
So whatever happens happens i guess im done with it all cause its tfc and noone really cares well i guess some people do i could honestly care less what happens to whomever
 
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12.26.213.166
Plus lynx btw u forget stuff i do have the nL demos posted whorever wants them just pm and i will show them 2 u all execpt lynx just to prove to him.. K well sorry if u guys get banned well good if u dont like i said u guys should just stop posting lynx wants attention cause he never gets any other then mirc ;c/ i think i figured it out just now so i guess just leave the post alone and let it die
 
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chik
68.196.53.153
I just ran out of popcorn :|
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
does it take that long to type "Alan"
 
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gomer
209.187.167.46
i hate you all, you are all a bunch of dumb fucks that care too much about an online game, kill yourselves
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
all i can say is when u play SMP u learn from ME (lynx) then your parents or school could teach u in a life time..... i am glad that i got alan thinking.. its like making a handicapped person in a wheel walk again. face it i am God and i will give 100 bucks to anyone that can prove that i am not God
 
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Stinkfist
66.214.123.43
*comes outta left field and humps gibber and mawler
 
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[SoN]hames
128.226.228.162
gomer you fit in nicely with SMP
 
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12.26.213.166
its u learn from me more then your parents and school could teach you in a life time . and its handicapped person in a wheel chair but i just found out some good news so u guys take care ;cp
 
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65.35.170.176
ROFL, America loves drama!
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
i have better news since sunday i have been able to waste alan's time and e9's time. my write has achieved its purpose.
 
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He Who Is Retired
66.11.98.1
lewl when famine left zd died, you retried out. You = rocked so you put on your l4 tag, and got rocked EVEN MORE. Someday your mom will stop telling you how cool you are and when she does, we'll all be there to laugh at you cause we already know you're worthless.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
if i am worthless, then everything i do is worthless and useless but the people that read worthless and useless information like my writeup are brainless i guess all of cwo and e9 falls into that. hi i am jake and i have wasted your time since sunday night and yet u people still flock to me. lol at the retried out part, i have never tried out for zD gg brainless-[e9]-
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah [15:34] 50,000! [15:34] cause our dept is doing so wellL! [15:34] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [15:34] i make 170,000 now [15:34] Its so sweeet waiting for next lie
 
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gomer
209.187.167.46
wtf is zD?
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
pure fucking comedy
 
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mawler
24.69.255.237
pure fucking comedy
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.43
There were tryouts for zD?
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
this is a really big number of comments.
 
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jimbobillybob
216.185.204.148
why did u stop?? I still remember when alan did suck at engie, but hes pretty damn good.
 
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slurpee
12.217.181.190
i wish we would have all stayed in cwo for a little longer, beat the shit out of SMP and then quit, cuz these faggots think they are good. They beat a clan that lost 6 players in about 2 days. WOW GJ SMP FUCKING NEWBIES. and also flux, you are in smp. your leader represents you and smp. he acts like a dumbass people see the entire SMP as dumbasses. i would ban you from #cwo channel too if i was them. you should either quit smp or tell them not to be so fucking stupid.
 
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Dek
130.64.51.32
Both clan are great and leet and this it just a game ppl :D.
 
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Kaneda
69.136.107.142
quit smp? who the hell would do that some of the coolest people ive ever met are on smp - jake is unique, dont hate him for that... gomers right, you all take this far to serious slurpee you wouldn't have made a difference if you played anyways son, your not that good and yes, im even worse since i dont play anymore, but you still suck. and i dont care. and pie is good. rah.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
lol SMP beat Cwo when the they lost were in it. once again with me Leader of SMP we have 2-1 record
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
yea people get theyre e-feelings hurt so easy, like a bunch of chicks on theyre rag
 
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slurpee
12.217.181.190
who the fuck is kaneda? let me guess, a newbie that is a newbie that is no good at tfc and is a newbie, and im guessing hes a newbie, wait a minute.... lets see i think kaneda is a newbie that no one has ever even heard of, yea thats right hes a NEWBIE
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
wow u got him there
 
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slurpee
12.217.181.190
yea i did get him didnt I, im waiting for his tears in his next post
 
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slurpee
12.217.181.190
oh, by the way, YOU ARE A FAGGOT
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.36
Oh now come on, we can make it to 100. We can do it!
 
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Vamp
69.133.33.26
by the way thats the best write up ever
 
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Skitz
67.161.110.186
which Vamp? Vampire-BUS or vampire the marine?
 
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Skitz
67.161.110.186
and slurpee Kaneda fucking owns while you are named after a 7-11 product I mean at least aim for AM/PM not the lowest of the low
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
come on 100
 
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scribes
170.158.93.187
holy shit were gonna hit 100
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
yes yes i no my writeups own i am taking all of my writeups, correcting all the grammar and spelling errors and making a book out of them. name it "Ups" by Jake
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
come on more flames guys, we need 100
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.143
I hate you, Flux. You suck! LOALAZOROFLZORZMAO!!! P.S. LOLZAFROFLEZORZMAOROLOLSZ!!!
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
wtf atlas faggot ImA k1K yOu OUt TEh clANz0r
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.36
Then who would play HW!?! I'm the only person on the team that likes to play HW! You're screwed if you kick me out RORAFLAEOZORFZOROFLEZORLAMAO!!
 
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141.150.97.230
no nam blanky blank flame flame k1k
 
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vamp
69.133.33.26
99
 
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VAMPIRE[NiX]
69.133.33.26
POST # 100 !!!
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.49
Congratulations, Vampire! You win a free Hotmail account! Go to www.hotmail.com to activate your free e-mail account!
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
@_@ ^_^ o_0 o.0 -_- {^^}_[O_0]_{^^} RAWR
 
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68.40.29.232
why dont you and DR merge so at least we will save the hassle of one less clan having to play you idiots
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.49
Good idea |K}{R|Mystikal, how about you grow a pair and post your name next time.
 
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emo
68.52.65.150
alan is like the worse engy alive, kicked form H2K for not being able to to get on the roofs on vidars. well played.
 
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Alan
12.26.213.166
Funney how i come back to check a post 5 days later and people are still posting gj emo wasnt anything like that i never got kicked from h2k lol...Funny how people think they know stuff when they dont oh well. i quit h2k for that matter i cant help it some people get jealous i got enough to prove that im a good engy and yes i can get on the roofs on vidars :cX omg HAX
 
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Alan
12.26.213.166
TAU| Big Bad e m o 37609 68.52.65.150 TAU| Brave Sir. EMO 37609 68.52.65.150 TAU| e m o 37609 68.52.65.150 TAU|Brave Sir. EMO 37609 68.52.65.150 Oh wait im sorry u know all my bad ur in TAU musta forgot :cp Anyways when u guys get some proof on something or how bad of a player i am i guess let me know then k None of this omg alan like i owned u in a pub omg alan i saw u play hw u suck omg alan u cant jump omg alan u cant shoot lol Alrighty i may check this back in about a year since people keep posting ;cp
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
YES OMG 100+ COMMENTS AND THE FLAMES STILL COME!
 
Old

12.217.181.190
SHUT THE FUCK UP NEWBIE FAGGOTS
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
omgz omgz just a game but funny stuff ^_^
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.19
No mawler, it's not just a game...It's life!
 
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Skitz
67.171.11.187
"why dont you and DR merge so at least we will save the hassle of one less clan having to play you idiots" Im banned from DR's channel for spamming my white power propaganda so they obviously wouldn't fit in with SMP
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
sorry atlas i forgotz D:
 
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GB
152.163.252.97
lol wow
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
this write-up wll be in stories of legend
 
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PerfectDisaster
24.44.234.95
slurpee fucking rapes you faggot
 
Old

66.59.173.97
when is "SMP we r teh cool" coming out to the stores near me? i would love to read all the classics like "Alan is same for fag" and "e9 lick donkeys balls" beside the fireplace with milk and cookies :}
 
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SD
65.95.40.45
posting so I dont feel left out
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.40
Actually, a book I'm waiting for is "101 Pointless Reasons/Excuses to Leave Clans" by Perfect Disaster. Do you know when it may come outt, PD? JeJe
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
Well, PD is right in that respect. If CwO didn't have a huge loss of members you all wouldve been killed. CwO obviously does have more class than you guys. I remember when you all tried to recruit me and I giggled to myself because joining SMP is asking for everyone in this community to lose all respect for you. I would like to see how many of you get in clans after SMP disbans for the 8th time. SMP is one of the hardest clans to be recruited out of simply because of shit like this. I hope all of you aren't like this but the many are judged by the few. Maybe if you all would learn to play this game and have fun and at the same time respect others people would have some sort of respect for you. I don't see that happening. You all are all fags... We all get lucky sometimes thats the first good clan yall beat... I want to see yall beat the other plat clans who aren't suffering with roster issues. I remember back when I was in -ST. and you fags thought you won the match because we played yall in that pos server. We came back and fucking beasted yall round 2. That was a good time. You all wont last long in plat... I know that. This will also be the only time you beat CwO because by the next time you play them they will have their shit sorted out and I want to see what you all have to say about that then. Don't hate on alan because he's cooler than you and you're obviously jealous of his e9 tag. My motto is: There's no room for hate on my plate. You SMP fags obviously drink Hatorade. LOLZ! PWNED!
 
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Flux
141.150.97.230
When SMP broke up last time, every member got recruited by some other clan. Respect has nothing to do with it.
 
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Skitz
67.171.11.187
"My motto is: There's no room for hate on my plate." You just fucking wrote a 17 line response to why you hate SMP you showed more hate than anyone except for Jake but his writeups own
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.18
Yay, Astra thinks I'm a fag now. Funny how shallow some people can be.
 
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omega
66.159.213.102
atlas you used to be cool =[ what happened?
 
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Jake
12.221.167.207
lol SMP die... ahahahahahhahahaah oh Astra u r a pos where is ST?????? oh that is right died again. one more time for u stupid fucks SMP beat the GOOD Cwo with me leader on Scrummage. so what is your point? with me as Leader SMP has won 5 titles gone from Bronze to Titanium faster then TCK did, and yes we beat TCK oh and for ppl in SMP leaving and joining other clans everyone that left is back in SMP minus Bates c^ Munks Division Azul CwO Max_Volume s0 sorry Astra that continue to get lower level talent and turn them into upper teir players. i cant speak for SMP when i didnt lead it.
 
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scribes
24.58.253.95
/me waits for thread to be locked come on now.. this is getting a little rediculous, we have heard all this shit before
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
i know scribes the SMP groupies cant come with anything new cause they r brainless fucks
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
beer is good!
 
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Skitz
67.171.11.187
#123 omgz sexy
 
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munks
63.197.46.7
i was the best person evar in smp
 
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qui
204.169.23.246
guilds suck #125 fakuh
 
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qui
204.169.23.246
shizah, i meant 129. #130 ffs
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
some other clan being 2bus.
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
to atlas and in response to that other thingy about me hating. atlas yes you used to be cool and yes now i think youre an ass and no im not shallow. I can be one of the nicest people in tfc aside from dealing with clan Sucks Money Penis. what smp members went to clans that were better than smp. Not many its one thing to play tfc and keep it fun for others as well as competitive. It's another thing to play tfc and basically ruin the game for others. I dont hate nuggas you do. I proved my point by definition hating is judging without knowing and I know about smp so no im not hating. Lay off the Hatorade Biatch.
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
Sucks Monkey Penis*
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.33
What makes me an ass, astra. What changed? Uh oh, I joined [SMP], time to hate me!
 
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azul`
24.190.205.216
common trait of people who join SMP, they become dicksnots to fit in. happened to me for a while but I realized it was more fun making fun of jake than making fun with jake
 
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69.136.107.142
Flux - this write-up wll be in stories of legend AMEN astra - I remember when you all tried to recruit me and I giggled to myself because joining SMP is asking for everyone in this community to lose all respect for you. This is why your a faggot. You actually care what others think about you. I joined SMP and I still have all my friends and their respect. Even clans who have hated 2BuS and SMP in the past for how matches went still respect me. Cept Neuri but he's a hater. Shady still loves me. <3 Reason I stayed with SMP was not 30 mins after putting on the tag I got so much hate from people I had never talked to, played with or even seen before. Right there I knew this was the clan for me. Life is too short to waste so much energy on hating people in a video game. Save that hatred for cheaters and h4x0rz...
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
omgz keep it going not enuf ^_^
 
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BALINwhORe
12.225.84.248
personally i like the write ups , and you get another shot at bashing ES this upcoming monday
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
Calling me shallow is one way of displaying that youre an ass. Not having any respect for SMP doesn't make me shallow if that makes me shallow then everyone outside of SMP is shallow. You all got lucky you know it. You have the lamest strats which you will see how much skill you lack in plat when you cant win a match. It happens each time to you all when you cant use 2 hws you cant win a match... we shall see faggots I cant wait until we play you...
 
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scribes
24.58.253.95
seriously shut the fuck up, heres a box of tissues
 
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Skitz
67.171.11.187
wow this writeup is still going I mean really why do all these people say all this gay shit and cry because they say our strats are lame and they will own us then when they try the same strat and get owned they come up with some bullshit ass reason for losing I dont give a fuck if your grandma was arrested for molesting little kids you are from fucking Arkansas you should of seen this coming just fucking play and stop crying
 
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krux
65.34.197.65
wow.
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
hahaha pure fucking comedy astra chill the fuck out yur hilarious, it's called a video game wowowow omg crazy!!!
 
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Jakte
12.221.167.207
this show how much the TFC community loves us.
 
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jm
24.2.53.234
jake your like the Rasheed wallace of TFC. you know how to play but your a whiney fucking bitch =]
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
YOURE RIGHT ITS CALLED A VIDEO GAME AND ITS FOR FUN. You should think of other when you play because other people want to have fun too. Your fun shouldnt be at the expense of others fun. You can have fun too without being lame and yes you can have fun losing... SMP hasnt learned this yet... who the fuck is the bitch who doesnt mention their name... SMP is garbage i dislike you all... regardless of if i knew you or if i didnt.
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
roflforflrfololol care much about tfc??? i think he may have shed a tear while writing his post's
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
I show respect you all dont. Bottom Line.
 
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venny
24.94.104.38
hi im the 150th comment.
 
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zigroid
216.37.222.168
all I have to say are... SMP youre a bunch of stupid fucks. "and we better make top15" if I was still doing the top 15, you would never EVER be on it. SMP as a clan was never top 15 in this game, sorry, you lose. continue to be assholes. I'm sure you wont disappoint people that expect it.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
lol took down nil8 and cwo and we go into the top 15 back in April and May we were in the top15 4wks straight. anyway sucks that u r wrong
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.35
astra's posts are sheer comedy. You can't be THIS tensed up over a clan you haven't played in several months. It's just down right ridiculous and childish. And yes, you turning on me JUST for joining SMP is shallow. I didn't change, my clan affiliation did.
 
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24.25.27.201
Atlas I thought I adressed this in a previous post when I said "SMP is garbage i dislike you all... regardless of if i knew you or if i didnt." SMP should stand for SucksMonkeyPenis.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
no SMP stays for Suck My Penis and every time u post Astra it shows how much u love to Suck My Penis
 
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astra
24.25.27.201
jake your a jackass. I would never suck your penis you nerd.
 
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Nickatina
67.113.2.119
lfamrofal cwo sucks now
 
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beast
68.68.93.254
rofl gooster
 
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DuDe
68.96.71.169
hhahhah good shit
 
Old

24.66.94.140
STFU fags. TFC community sticks together...you guys are going to make this game die quicker. If thats what you want, keep this gay ass flaming up.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
ahahhahaha we r making this game die quicker??? ahhhahahahhahahah we been around since 2000 and i dont see how we r killing this 5 year old game. we keep it alive.. we had the spark.. i mean shit over 160 post for 1 smp match... its not because of cwo... it because of us. fucking rook
 
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Dek
130.64.44.99
I am 163 weeeeeeee can we all get alone :).
 
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mawler
24.69.255.202
Dek :I am 163 weeeeeeee can we all get alone :). why do u want to be alone with us?
 
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revelation
65.27.20.181
yea the tfc community now has too many panzyboy nice clans thats why there's not shit for competition and the same 2 or 3 clans are always at the top etc........ back when we had kod smp cnbl assacre, shit like that tfc was in its prime. dont say "STFU fags. TFC community sticks together...you guys are going to make this game die quicker. If thats what you want, keep this gay ass flaming up" this isn't fucking freeze tag being nice to everyone won't keep people interested.
 
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DeathBowl
192.197.51.41
after reading all this. I deserve the "yes im a fucking elitist faggot and i pwn evryone by myself in a game called TEAM fortress classic" to jake.
 
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w3rd
172.167.204.221
SMP owns you all period
 
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Jake
12.221.167.207
lol i remember this match... it when alan became my bitch again. also he said we were going to get suspended... that never happend.... fucking retard.
 
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Atlas
216.152.2.40
I felt the need to grace this amazing write-up/thread with my presence again.
 
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vampire
61.25.183.3
best writeup ever.
 
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jake
12.221.167.207
holy shit u can still post on this!!!!! a find masterpeice from the works for SMP
 
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24.15.106.165
this is by far the greatest kse writeup ever, and Id just like to say that yes SMP does suck and If I would of played or Pd or any other good people in CwO u all would of had ur asses handed to you. kthnx
 
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Matt
24.5.123.19
Who cares both clans suck dick
 
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The Deaf Dude
24.6.200.252
both clans shut the fuck up.. lets play tfc.
 
Old April 12, 2006, 5:44 am
lies we rocked your asses when u had the ban hacker pd and the other good people.... suck my dick
 


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