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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-01-05 STA Silver uC uncontrollable Chaos 143.88 
 +13.08
RzP Radioactive Zombie Posse 153.86 
 -9.15
10-10 
30-0
Pitfall
Pitfall
Title

Writeup:

uC over RzP

RD 1

Match starts out real shakey with RzP getting a touch on the scout rush but Max and wtf lock down the FR after i tk them about 5 times. Slow and sure the uC D locks down their base until I decide to go build a fucking O tele and our base gets raped while i wait 5 seconds to respawn. RzP run after run manages to inch the flag out of the base... 1-0 RzP.. it was then a long wait as both teams pretty much owned their respective bases. thank jebus uC manages to squeeze one out like a zit on photo day. I asked mut how the O got it out..
[23:51] <uC|mutzor> I(mut) decided to go spy and pound the gren2 button but also I felt like grabbing the flag. I raped it up the ramp past that fucking pussy of a demo who ran into respawn as soon as he saw me, he shouted something like this "oh no his knife is bigger than my pp!!omgzroflz!" so I ran up and threw the flag to some faggot med on my team and he somehow conced it out of there real quick.
[23:52] <uC|mutzor> I then proceeded to get stuck in the hole every single run until the match was over.
[23:52] <uC|flewk`> holy shit i hate that hole
1-1. With less than a minute to go, RzP gets a flag out but everyone jumps on it in the yard like a fumble.. and they don't manage to cap it before RD 1 ends. still 1-1.

half-time

[22:19] <KoB-Fogel> we barely got 8 rd1
[22:19] <KoB-Fogel> we're down 20-100
[22:19] <uC|flewk`> wtf
[22:20] <KoB-Fogel> it's cool we got 9 now
[22:20] <KoB-Fogel> but some people are gonna get in shit
[22:20] <uC|flewk`> hide the ky

RD 2

With round 1 so fucking close it was pretty much first to cap wins. Uneventful scout rush.. things calm down and both teams start to dig in.. uC pulls out a cap and i sit up in my chair kicking my cat in the face by accident.. he's ok.. maybe. RzP proceeds to throw more O into the spam pit as uC runs a swing ng to help out the D. RzP launches man after man down into the spam, almost clearing out the FR as much as uC TKs do.. but not quite. RzP manages to carry the flag around to the resup at the back a few times, but BB was waiting for them with his ac. gj bb. All the while uC pulls out two more flags and the round ends 30 - 0 uC.

final 40 - 10 in favor of uC who are silver champs once again.. maybe this time we can hold the title for more than 5 minutes

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Yes im lazy. GG RzP it was a great match, Im sure we will meet again in a few weeks.

Thanks for the leet smp style write up flewk and mut, its not nearly as good but im sure someone out there will not like it atleast.

~Gooster



Comments

Old
flewk
24.157.214.169
gooster u fuckin butchered my writeup you cant tell who's saying what and you fucking repeated and overlapped it somehow
 
Old
WarHound^
198.26.125.13
He made lazy into an art.
 
Old

162.84.146.172
Well played uC. Look forward to playing against you in the future. GG
 
Old
Spade
162.84.146.172
^ Cheese!
 
Old
Serp
66.160.87.174
You got newbed RzP.
 
Old
beast
66.188.70.128
lol uc won on pitfall weird
 
Old
flewk
24.157.214.169
btw since gooster botched the writeup.. it was KoB who were down a man or two in their loss to lotek
 
Old
wtf
24.208.36.151
title win not regular win!
 
Old
uC.mut
141.151.145.104
no thanks to you beast :(
 
Old
venom
63.138.190.3
flewk ur an idiot rd1 they played with 8 and our 9 rd2 we had 8 and they had 9 :[
 
Old
uC.mut
141.151.145.104
yea thats right venom
 
Old
beast
66.188.70.128
WOW VENOM. stick to your own god damn thread and get the fuck out of mine.
 
Old
venom
63.138.190.3
beast shush bitch
 
Old
beast
66.188.70.128
IT WAS A TITLE MATCH AS WELL. bring it ven
 
Old
flewk
24.157.214.169
ok somehow it STILL isnt showing names that's uC.mutatis talking that cap, and that's -KoB- Fogel talking about his faggot teammates not showing up to the match
 
Old
headshot
69.128.16.241
gg
 
Old
beast
66.188.70.128
sup raped
 
Old
headshot
69.128.16.241
yeah
 
Old
[RzP]mindgames
24.66.176.211
no one flamed ;/ i came here to say "be nice, all you faggots" :(
 
Old
beast
66.188.70.128
i flamed
 


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