Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-01-29 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 77.28 +2.72 |
K}{R | Knights of the HARSH Realm | 66.04 -2.72 |
80-80 100-50 | Vidars Vidars |
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Writeup:
M over K}{R
We played the crazy fellas over at K}{R tonight, and boy was it a doozy! I just have to say right here, right now, that I hate Vidars, I hate people who like Vidars, and I think the maker of Vidars should be taken outside and beaten with a stick.
We started the match off on K}{R's server. Several of our players complained (in team talk of course!) about lag issues, and one of our guys pinged around 300 for some reason! However, we toughed it out because we are such tough, rough gangsters, and played onwards! I don't remember who got the first cap, but I do remember that for every single cap we got, they got one back. Sometimes two! Things went back and forth for the entire round, until the dust settled and the round was tied! So intense! Defensive MVP goes to M.RoTaR for his uncanny ability to whack it. And no, that was not a clever play on words, I really do mean masterbation. Keep up the good work, lardbucket! Offensive MVP goes to M.Manta19, just because he is such a menacing personality. Jesus, what a thug. Round ends in an 8-8 tie!
Round 2, we return to our sweet ass motherfucking sweet ass server! Pings were goddam sweet ass motherfucking sweet ass now, and things started picking up for us. We grabbed the first cap, and never looked back! Our D also held tight, with e-superstar/badass M.zerowned now pinging below 300! Defensive MVP goes to him for playing rnd 1 with 300 ping with only a mild amount of whining, bitching, moaning, and just generally being a pain in the ass for the team. Offensive MVP goes to M.Lonestar....why you ask? BECAUSE HIM AND I DEFEATED THE FLATLINE FUCKFACES, STRIDER AND RAMPAGE, ON THE FIELD OF WAR IN 2V2 MORTAL KOMBAT! I just felt like putting that in...it really had no relevance whatsoever to the match. Round ends with M on top, 10-5!
Final score: M wins, 18-13!
Great game guys, you guys are always a classy bunch. We look forward to our next encounter!
***On a much more serious note, M.CdTriX's mental illness has grown, resulting in a small but pressing tumor in the mid-left hemisphere of his brain region. He has lost most of his motor skills, but surprisingly can still talk using small and sometimes nonsensical words and phrases. Indeed, his condition has worsened in recent days. Or, he has stayed the same as always...it's really hard to tell. In any event, your donations would be appreciated. Please send all cheques to myself, karnage, and I will make sure he gets them. Contact me at 1800-payme-suckers to learn how to donate! You CAN make a difference in someone's life! START TODAY!***
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