Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-04-22 | TFL 4a | TiTz | The Intangible TFC Zealots | 50.39 +3.60 |
CnN | Clan no Name | 48.47 -3.60 |
50-60 60-20 | 2mesa3 2mesa3 |
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Writeup:
TiTz over CnN
Well, its 8:55pm and we are looking for some fresh bodies to throw into our match. Anyway, we see that we are going to have 8 for rd1. Much yelling and gnawing of teeth occured.
Here is my rant towards Valve and Steam. I try and join CNN's server only to see that steam crashes my computer. I restart and try again, crash. I restart again and run scandisk, crash. At this point it has taken me 10min to just join a damn server. How about actually making a decent program Valve? No wonder why HL2 is never coming out.
Finally, I get in CNN's server I see its not live and we only have six due to our newest recruit giving me a steamid that has 2 digits swapped. Also, the homo known as AoD is banned for some reason, hell he probably got busted by VAC, who knows. Around 9:30 CNN agrees to let Qazi play since his steamid had 2 digits misplaced. Thanks for understanding CNN, we'll return the favor if you need it next time.
During prematch I told lit to refrain from throwing his damn frisbees on top of my head from the flag. Of course, this is all in vain. Way to go lit. Oh also we actually decide on a strat to use at this point.
------ROUND 1 BEGINS------
This is pretty much what happened on D. Spies were plentiful and our spam and tking was mighty. I tried to kill whatever I could with 10 and below fps. Smeg got raped in the ramproom (but he likes that), Hazz did stuff in the long hall I assume, Kenshin rained mirvs on spies and myself, lit built sgs and pretty much tked everyone 2-3 times. On O, we were sucking it up for a while since we only had 3. By the way, Maggie's gf has big tits. Ask him for pics sometime.
*****LIGHTNING STRIKES*****
What's this?? It appears Cyberjoker has entered the server! Our whole teams morale got a HUGE morale boost by CJ's laggy play and we played better! The round ends with CNN on top 6-5.
The MVP on D was kenshin for his aimboting blue pipes, btw .dF is coming back. The MVP on O was CJ for his heroics and triple emp kills.
TiTz priv channel after rd1. Now I can't tell you what was said, but let me tell you our peptalk was MOVING. We have 9, and we decide to play on CNN's server again.
During prematch rd2, Maggie and Smeg have cybersex, Hazzard is hogging the only hw spot, and everyone else is pretty much being gay, like always.
------ROUND 2 BEGINS------
Its much of the same rd2, except our D settles down and plays better due to my absolute ownage at hw. Smeg gets raped some more in the ramproom, Hazzard decides to stare at us getting pounded by spies in the fr and not watch the long hall, way to go hazz. Kenshin is still using hacks and has even more aimbot blue kills, lit spammed his frisbees and killed all the D, along with his sg and green pipes. I just killed everything since everyone else was useless. My back is still hurting I swear. The D got good returns letting out 2 caps and the O remained consistant from rd1 and pulled out 6 caps. CNN also ran 2 spies so there was much tking and general confusion on our part. The round ends with TiTz on top 6-2. The D MVP goes to Smeg for killing lots of things and for good comms. O MVP goes to Qazi who played well in his first tfc match in 2 years and also mixing up 2 numbers in his steamid and getting banned by rf before rd1. Way to welcome yourself back Qazi.
We exchanged our GG's in our channel and another night of tfc came to end. Here are some comments by a couple titz members...
[23:58] <Smeg> Procrastonation is like masturbation, it feels good until you relize you are screwing yourself...
[23:58] <Smeg> you can quote me on that
[00:02] <Magus`SR> uhh GG? I'm noncreative.
^ and also a dirty son of a bitch.
[23:32] <Magus`SR> yea for real i need a shower
[23:32] <Magus`SR> but it's late and im le tired
[23:32] <Magus`SR> so i might just scrub it again
[23:32] <Magus`SR> i took a shower on monday
[23:32] <Magus`SR> so im good till tomorrow i think
[23:33] <Magus`SR> laurie kissed my neck and was like what the heck did you play basketball today you taste like salt
[23:33] <[TiTz]-Necron99> .........
[23:33] <Magus`SR> lol poor girl
[23:33] <Smeg> lol
[23:33] <Magus`SR> she loves a slob
as you can see Maggie is quite the tool. BG to you.
taken from the 4a preds...
<Thrash> LOl
<Thrash> CnN
<Thrash> TiTz could never win.
<Thrash> If TiTz wins I retire from TFC
I will be looking for your retirement thread.
And finally, GG CNN. Always a pleasure.
