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DIVISION over ASL

Tonight we were scheduled to play ASL? on bf_ssb but our team is gay and changed the map to mulch_trench again. Shooter was doing his usually faggoty bowling thing and we didn?t know if he?d get back in time so we just practiced with 8 before the match. BF was drunk so we knew he was going to suck more than usual and he had his boyfriend (primer) over and they were doing god knows what.

Round one we played on the Church and I was stuck in the fucking ramproom again. We finally stopped the scout rush on trench.. third time?s the charm I suppose. Anyway, I was playing totally awesome and got a few badass airshots. But my ADD kept me from being content so I moved to the front door to play some. Even that got boring so I went into the yard only to find td there as well. Who would of figured? td has ADD even more than I do.. and down syndrome as well. We were pretty much shutting down their offense but they got a cap with about 6 minutes to go in the round. I blame bf. Round 1 ended 11-1.

Apparently everyone was very happy to go to their server for round 2 because they said our server blew ass. I didn?t have a problem though.. and that?s all that is important. For round two doomy and I decided to switch up so I switched my fine ass over to the O ventrillo server to hang out with sd, stiffy, and bleep. They were all happy to see doomy go and I could hear the groans from the D vent about having to pick up doomy. I don?t really know how to explain it. It?s sort of like the fat kid in gym class that wears the star wars shirts and people never want him on their basketball team. In fact, people do not want this kid so much that they are inclined to give one of their good players to the other team so they?ll keep the fat kid. Yeah, that?s doomy in a nutshell. I had some fun on offense and our defense started acting fucking retarded by spamming nails on both enterences. We were lucky to get out of our base with half of our life. Get it? Half-Life? I?m a f!
ucking comedian. Anyway, we capped 9 times and because doomy played D they let out two caps. 9-2. Suck at the defense, young padawan doomy.

Oh, and this just happens to be DIV?s 200th win. How fucking cool is that? Too bad we suck and it took us 4 years. Lets hear it for the llamas.

GG ASL? Very clean match!

- hyperlite

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