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DIVISION over NIL8

Tonight we played my personal favorite match, 2mesa3 against the fine folks over at NIL8. Apparently Poly whored yet another clan, but inside sources say that NIL8 kicked him for being too ugly. We had some trouble getting the match started because stealthy had stug on ignore. He was like fuck this shit I?m not answering. (You know, midlif-- wait.. scratch that.. latelife crisis) Eventually we got it worked out and stealthy?s seeing eye dog was able to get him into the server. You?re the man jimmy james.. you?re the man.
Round 1 we piled into the Church and I was playing in my favorite position at battlements. NIL8 had some ping problems so they had to make a couple substitutions and eventually led to bringing JFreak in. HE?S A JESUS FREAK.. JESUS FREAK! It turns out that our roster of 5 active defense players is helping us mold. Our D was very solid and didn?t even allow the flag to get down once. On the other hand, our offense was able to pull away with 4 caps. Round 1 ended 4-0 DIV.

Round 2 we were going to play in NIL8?s shitty west coast server.. but wait, we interrupt your current broadcast to bring you this breaking update. On to you Phil

Phil: ?Thank you Greg. It appears that NIL8?s west coast server (located in the 3rd circle of hell) has been shutdown for the time being. Because of this, tonight?s Team Fortress Classic match has been moved to an East Coast server. More on this update as it unfolds. Back to you Greg.?

As you might expect, we were very thrilled to hear this news. Ironically, it appeared to be the same host as our very own Church of DIVISION. So that worked out well for us. Okay, on to the match. NIL8 started running two o soldiers this round which wasn?t too fun for me on battlements. I was getting blasted from both sides and it wasn?t pretty. I was just thinking about what a shitty round I was having when I went on a rampage and killed all 4 of their offense. TTTTJJJJ C-C-C-C-OMMMBOOOOO. Yeah, that was my only highlight. Even worse, we allowed them to get the flag down? and get this? a cap!!@!!# Yeah, I blame shooters. I?m sure it was his fault somewhere down the line. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention that td was playing HW. Apparently this is the last week of the 2 HW rule in gold so td thought it was too good to miss. It actually seemed to work pretty well? but I?m sure NIL8 didn?t appreciate it. So for that, I apologize. We?re talking about td? defyin!
g gravity is easier than getting him to do the thing you want. Anyway, our O capped 4 times again and the round ended 4-1.

MVP of the match goes to Jfreak because he?s a JESUS FREAKKK JESUS FREAKKK.

GG NIL8, always fun to play you guys.

- hyperlite`

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