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SMP over v4

SMP vs v4
May 3, 2004
STA Plat

Good day TFC people. This is my first write-up so I'll try to be as good as LynX, the fearless SMP leader, would expect me to.
Here we go. Tonight we played version 4, the clan that had a 3 billion games winning streak. I didn't know much about them except the fact Rambo uses to play at the evil pub server. What can be expected from a single player, who didn't even play tonight, furthermore.

ROUND 1 - Version 4 server

Apparently our O loved their server because they pulled out several caps while theirs didn't. Should I mention it was supposed to be an 8v8 match that turned into a 7v8 to our favor and pleasure? Yes, it's worthy of mention so here it is: we played 7v8 for 10 minutes into the match, which made it easier for the D to lock it down. Our supreme D roster consisting of Naka, Flewk, glitch BSU style and some other guy didn't let v4 cap. They had a couple touches, but you can't do shit with 3 O. I'll give them that. Rounds end 90-0 for us.

Break: we congratulate ourselves and think we're not that bad after the spanking versus DIV the precedent day. Shit happens. Hershey comes in our public channel, saying something along those lines: "what's ip and PW? it's 1v8, I'm the only one playing" GG I think, but they finally get their stuff together and head to our server.

ROUND 2 - Sex Money Power server

Our O didn't like the server much, proof is chimp won't ever O again there. SHIT SHIT. Anyway the round ends tied at 20-20 because somethings happened here and there. It was a 7v7 until false joined with 500 ping and was told to leave (coeur false). I had to play with those new AC tracers that ended up being horrible and fucking up my concaim, so I tried to go solly but is way more horrible at it. Plus the endless supply of grenades from both teams put an end to my soldier play and I came back to HW... whatever. That means SMP wins the fucking STA match.

The combacks:

(miyagi) here's what i want in the writeup kraken
(miyagi) i want you to come over to my place
(miyagi) and we have make hot steamy love
(miyagi) all night long
(miyagi) and talk about how cool you did
(miyagi) in your match tonight. glitch owns.
Yes indeed miyagi!

<[SMP]flewk> make sure it's all about my airshots. glitch owns.

Nobody else PMed me about the match so you'll have to be happy with those 2 single quotes.
You bitches are lucky I didn't write anything in French. That sums it up, I guess. glitch owns.

TOTAL 110-20 SMP
%s ip and PW? it's 1v8, I'm the only one playing" GG I think, but they finally get their stuff together and head to our server.

ROUND 2 - Sex Money Power server

Our O didn't like the server much, proof is chimp won't ever O again there. SHIT SHIT. Anyway the round ends tied at 20-20 because somethings happened here and there. It was a 7v7 until false joined with 500 ping and was told to leave (coeur false). I had to play with those new AC tracers that ended up being horrible and fucking up my concaim, so I tried to go solly but is way more horrible at it. Plus the endless supply of grenades from both teams put an end to my soldier play and I came back to HW... whatever. That means SMP wins the fucking STA match.

The combacks:

(miyagi) here's what i want in the writeup kraken
(miyagi) i want you to come over to my place
(miyagi) and we have make hot steamy love
(miyagi) all night long
(miyagi) and talk about how cool you did
(miyagi) in your match tonight. glitch owns.
Yes indeed miyagi!

<[SMP]flewk> make sure it's all about my airshots. glitch owns.

Nobody else PMed me about the match so you'll have to be happy with those 2 single quotes.
You bitches are lucky I didn't write anything in French. That sums it up, I guess. glitch owns.

TOTAL 110-20 SMP

GG v4, I wish you good not-disband.

- [SMP]Kraken

TOTAL 110-20 SMP

GG v4

- [SMP]Kraken

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