Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-07-01 | TFL 1a | CwO | ClockWork Orange | 168.99 +5.01 |
ASL | Age Sex Location? | 155.53 -5.01 |
60-10 90-10 | Exchange_l 8v8 Exchange_l 8v8 |
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Writeup:
CwO over ASL
Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Narnia, there was a great tale of heroics and tomfoolery, and if you would like me to tell you that tale? pay me. Instead I will tell you a story about a TFC match(lucky you).
This story begins as all CwO stories do? presumably late. The game began on the ASL server, and after all ASL was asked and given(20/M/WI for all you ladies/gents out there ;) ) the game began. The pings were good, and everyone was happy, except me, because I wasn?t allowed to play? or didn?t want to? either way, it?s all good. Unfortunately, ASL couldn?t field enough hearty rogues, and thus were playing short. The first cap was made by? a person? who may or may not have been on our team. But this is the information they give me, so don?t shoot the messenger. As the round progressed, we pulled farther ahead, to end the round with a score of 6-1.
I?m not gonna talk about second round, except to say that our server sucks, and I personally apologize to the player on ASL?s team that had lag problems. Talk to Tjcooker for your ?sensual massage?. Apparently I?m also supposed to say something about pyros and snipers. Snipers are people that call phone booths and make terrible movies. Pyros make life giving fire that is pretty.
Now, sit back and I shall tell you a tale, a fateful tale about the Californian wilderness, and the dangers that lurk there. Long ago, California was a peaceful place. They knew nothing about hydrogen cars, or governators. In those days, the wilderness was safe for babies. But then the Gibbers came. Led by [CwO]gibber, these horrifying beasts ravaged the land, eating babies and making general immature pests of themselves. Much like dingos, Gibbers are short and not too bright. With not even a rudimentary knowledge of tactics, they are easily outsmarted by small children, but not babies? They hunt in packs along the California coastline, and terrorize small fishing villages in Baja California, across the border. Please, keep your babies safe. Arm them with RPGs and grenade launchers. For their sake.
This has been a public service announcement from clan CwO. PH34R the gibber, save the babies.
P.S. Match scores were 6-1 for round 1, and 9-1 for round 2, resulting in 15-2 overall in favor of CwO.
