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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-07-01 IGL Qualifier SMP Sex Money and Power 167.14 
 +10.23
EcD East Coast Devastation 174.32 
 -10.23
30-10 
50-20
Prodigal_r 8v8
Prodigal_r 8v8
Regular

Writeup:

SMP over EcD

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!!!! Jake has returned from Coloardo Springs!!!!! History in the past month i have played 1 match... i come back wednesday to a clan that has barely any players in it thanks to dave... anyway i am back.. and max came outta inactiveness to play with me cause i own... and bio came back to his home in smp!!!!! an famine played 2!!!! Anyway EcD and RA said they were going to rape us and dispute because we r assholes blah blah... actually we r nice.... and i aim to please the TFC community! Practice we barely get 8... which is said but oh well.... we get the 8... Round 1 EcD server False is like OMG they have my mav-hosting server blah blah... and iam like what a cookie.. anyway i am offense... we cap a few.. at the 15mins mark the bitching starts.. OMG LynX top potshooting no ovso.. blah blah.... they get their 8 at the 15mins mark... mm1 starts.. i am like whatever... they get a cap and we cap.. and at the 2 minute mark it hits me!!! no one likes RedAlert... and he whines so i will chase just him and peeinmybutt.. cause it is a gay name.. so ia m medic killing ra... i am just sitting in the yard and killing his eng ass.. ahahahhahahahaha....they are asking heathen if ovso is legal.. blah blah and if i dont stop they are going to dispute...but i dont have to stop cause the round ends. SMP 30 EcD 10 breaktime i finish reading my mail... and i get a pm from cert [clan]cert> LOL [clan]cert> THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY [clan]cert> keep doin it to ra [SMP]JakE> doing what? [clan]cert> killin ra [[SMP]JakE> wtf ru talking about [SMP]JakE> i am offensive... [SMP]JakE> he is o [SMP]JakE> ahaha [SMP]JakE> u like the last 2mins? [clan]cert> yea rofl [SMP]JakE> they r like [clan]cert> hes the reason why i left [SMP]JakE> kill the eng jake! so i camped him! ahahahha Round2 krk is like dude i have to leave.. we like no ... but he already left... he is afk.. we r like where did he go... then he comes back with a minute left and is like... i took a massive shit.. ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha anyway they cap 1st... cause i am chasing their offensive to kill RA... d is doing great.. max is raping and gets 5 caps.. with 5mins left ecd gives up.... and has like 7 spies.. so i build a sg at their resupply exit becaue they are spamming like 20 spy nades at us.. so its all fair... once again i chased RA and peeinmybutt... sorry cidem didnt mean to chase you.. cause i love you. oh shit rd2 ends!!!1 SMP 50 EcD 20 FINAL 80-30 SMP WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the groupies say!!!! [SMP]Biohazard`oE> Kraken had to take a shit 2 min of prematch left r2 max_volume> eric still sucks at tfc max_volume> Yes I am bad at tfc like redneck said max_volume> but his team was worse at tfc AGT-Fluxikeya> last match i played with redalert i killed his clan and made him retire AGT-Fluxikeya> so i win at TFC id|DuBiZzY_> edub rapes end of story we beat ecd easily i would like to say Great Game defense!!!! Alex, Tyler, kev3n and x and to the offense... Me, kev1n, lynn and famine... [SMP]LynX-L4 aka JakE woot!



Comments

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Kraken
66.130.211.92
GG EcD. Although there was a little bit of shit talking from both sides prior to the match, it was still a great game.
 
Old
mH.Repair Man
66.66.99.95
After reading this writeup, I think its fair to say that Lynx is a dipshit.
 
Old

68.202.53.129
agreed
 
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Strider
138.88.119.220
lol you guys are buttholes get a gf each one of you
 
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JakE
12.221.167.207
you are a bigger dipshit for reading it
 
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ivan
168.103.161.107
certs the best :)
 
Old
pick
66.160.87.174
fun match
 
Old
slic
67.167.34.73
did RA cry like he did on the cats?
 
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Cert
66.229.221.79
00:02:04: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): stop complaining 00:02:06: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): they're going to 00:02:07: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): stfu 00:02:10: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): and live with it 00:02:11: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): everyone knows 00:29:04: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): FUCKING STUPID 00:29:05: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): SHIT 00:29:06: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K(TEAM): CHASING M 00:29:49: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: ok 00:29:51: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: i'll just leave 00:29:52: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: very soon 00:28:36: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: ... 00:29:23: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: heathen 00:29:24: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: is this allowed 00:26:27: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: ok 00:26:29: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: that's a little 00:26:30: EcD|RedAlert`m3-K: accessive
 
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Cert
66.229.221.79
bahhhahaaahahha
 
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Cert
66.229.221.79
gj logalizing rofl
 
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pimb
69.163.196.154
Possibly the most unsatifisfying game of my life because of one player. I'm sure he is happy about that. Lynx just sat outside our respawn and tossed emps at us. We couldn't really do much getting to their base with 50 hp half the time. Oh well
 
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JakE
12.221.167.207
lol...... yeah.... welcome to igl!!!
 
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Kraken
66.130.211.92
JakE AKA LynX is our fearless chief. He leads us to victory everytime he plays.
 


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