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! over SMP

Well, tonight we had the ?honor? of playing SMP on throwflag, the worst map ever created. I didn?t really want to play, b/c SMP makes this game not fun, but o I am damn glad I played tonight. Ok now we begin with the action and play by play analysis by yours truly.

Round 1

Round one I was not around and able to play so all of this will be from the words of the others. Well according to the statements in the private channel round one was boring? I don?t quite understand how playing SMP could be boring, but hey whatever! Highlights of r1. Evidently our spy didn?t know where the button was or how to use it? Something to that nature, which supposedly caused us a few caps? Score was neck and neck trading cap for cap, then the Dom-less D had a brain fart at the end and let out a last minute cap.

Now onto round two, my round, the round.

Round 2

Round two starts and the (!) spam begins, first its nade/rocket spam, the frizz begins to cry about us to stop so he can dictate us, no clue what was said, I luckily was on the phone so I didn?t have to listen to his jewishness. Then me fade and some other queer start spamming binds and then decap cried so I asked him if he needed a tissue and he said yes. So I gave him one. Well anyways round two commences and (!) opens up a 3 cap lead, then we go up 5-2. After that the O and D both slacked. I think they got it to 6-5 then the Offense started to pick it up and it was 8-8 with like 3 minutes left. Then 5p aka My baby?s momma tossed 2 relay?s in a row down and offense raped them out of the base. On D side the whole round we had to hear frizz?s constant shrilling bitching, I eventually muted him which didn?t help us. But eventually it worked, lewl. The Defense finally locked down the last 3-4 mins of the round for us to go up 10-8 and beat SMP, all thanks to me, the dominate!
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MVP:

DrLove ? for allowing us to play without him so we could win, thanks dude.

Special Thanks:

To 5p for having my baby?s, and to tossing flags everywhere but the bottom floor, into bars and onto the top floor, GJ BUDDY!
Ingen ? for not being able to listen
Decap ? for raping smp?s faces off with his ac
To frizz for making me laff
Miracle to start the OvO in r1 which eventually backfired on them.

Scores

R1 ? 6-5 SMP
R2 ? 10-8 (!)

(!) > SMP 15 ? 14

(!)-DominatioN-[e10]- aka (!)-D o m p e E

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