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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-07-29 TFL 4a ip Interchangeable Parts 72.37 
 +5.74
BoA The Original Brotherhood of Assassins 89.13 
 -5.74
13-3 
4-3
Run
Run
Regular

Writeup:

ip over BoA

R1 - we pile into BoA's server. It sucked. We went to another BoA server. It wasn't bad. We played there. One of their guys was still lagging. We didn't change servers for 1 person. Anyways round starts off pretty quickly. We got a lot of movement. Kept control of both cps and wrecked sheeyit. MVP goes to me for having 86 kills as a soldier. That follows my TFL 5v5 perfomance nicely i think. Anyways Mexi and Battery sup raped while running flags. Coco pwned the entire BoA team as an hw. And everybody else performed admirably considering we didn't have a strat. Ro didn't play because hes gay and whipping and his wife is making him redo his floors. Neither did omega but lets face it. Hes gay to. I'm not sure what Omega had to do but i'm sure it was important and involved lube and gigantic dildos in the image of mule penis. I'm POSITIVE that was it. Megatron performed quite well as an HW since sug and arc pussied out and didn't to play. We win r1 handily 13-3. It was a whole lot of fun to restart that round for absolutely no reason as well. It was awesome.

R2 - our strat consisted of this. Mexi asked Pandeli if it was ok to hide with flags. He said he didn't see how you could do it, but gl. Hiding with flags = legal. Fortunately we didnt' feel like doing it the whole round as we didn't want a 0-0 match. And since the rest of us were getting bored with dming mediocre soldiers for no reason we didn't hide that long. Anyways Mexi went afk to talk to his parents. Because sometimes you just gotta talk to your folks. They get some movement and caps r2. We're not really trying. They get up like 3-1. We realize its embarassing to lose a round to a clan you just beat by 10 caps. So we started trying again. 3 caps later we're up 4-3. Then we start playing hide the flag again for a minute or 2. But BoA caught on and found the flag. Then they tried to cap again but we were to 1337 and our 1337 guildless soldiers beat up on their VR soldiers. We still suck unfortunately though. R2 ends 4-3 with us in the lead.

Final score - 170-60. 8th seed beats 1st seed. And I also saw that DTK beat CAMF. 7th seed over 2nd seed. GO DTK WUT!

GG BoA. That wasn't a very fun restart nor a very fun prematch. But dogpiling you r1 made it worth it. Best of luck in your future matches.



Comments

Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
wow, what a surprise! Good thing it was not a CTF map. I am sure we would have lost then! /me rolls his eyes.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
hahaha, too bad I was the only VR soldier there and the times I got beat up on it was when 2 or 3 guys on me, so that statement was in part true... I restarted for a good reason and it was with quite a bit of time left in prematch, and we are allowed 1 restart. so gg being asses about it. We got beat, and pretty good at that. So all I can say is gg.
 
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Matthus
24.164.168.103
VR is a REALLY good guild.
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
why is everyone so proud of thier guilds? It really only means you have EXTRA time to waste, as opposed to others minimal time to waste. Oh well.
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
For example, I love that when mexi made a crack about TG, that milosen had to suddenly appear in the channel and challenge him! "OMG! Someone challenged the honor of my meaningless on-line guild thingy" ROFL
 
Old
sug
24.131.246.246
-Py for life
 
Old
WombRipper
65.85.100.88
Aren't guilds made up of elitist e-line freinds who think they are the best and will not/maybe consider others to join thier gayness? (Or share home made hacks...lmao)
 
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psi
24.158.170.22
I was just tooting my own horn as to how I outperformed everybody in your clan r1 landmine. DOn't pay it any mind.
 
Old
sug
24.131.246.246
and so you don't think psi is super gay by stating he is better than you at TFC, i can vouch that he is better than you at everything. i love one-sided conversations!
 
Old
Battery
69.198.14.92
First match on run, I didn't mind the map too much. It sometimes got frustrating when I couldn't grab the flag for about five minutes because it constantly had a grenade on it, but that's to be expected in a CP map I guess. MVP goes to Waldo and Coco.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
I wasn't flaunting the fact that i'm in a guild, I was just responding to the statement in the writeup. You guys might not wanna let that chip on your shoulders get too big. :P
 
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psi
68.119.96.10
my chip weighs me down nightly. but its nothing i can't handle. after all i've been carrying it around for more than 4 years now.
 
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omega
151.198.115.111
I missed the whole thing as I was unfortunate enough to have to work the Democratic convention. Then again this might explain the win. Well, I'll be back this Thursday to help us return to our losing ways!!!
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
What's the point in downtalking a group? I figured the best way to show a stubborn person they're wrong would be to show them directly. I was only defending friends because they were getting talked about in a negative light. Ro, take a stab.
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
Well, the irc postings I saw seemed a LOT less reasoned that that milos. The thing is, that it does not really matter. If I say the average ability of people in X set is really shitty on an algebra test, and one member of X says "oh yeah! I will score higher than you!" It may be true. That does not mean that X does not suck. It means that X member A does not really suck. Now, if I consistently score higher than 95% of X, I think that very well gives me the right to say, that X sucks at algebra. X may excell in many other important aspects, they just happen to suck at algebra. similarly, if mexi does better than 95% of TG (which I would not have any trouble believing based on my observations in pubs and matches etc) he is perfectly well justifying the generality that TG suck (in his world). PS What is the poin of a guild that is basically not class based? Why not just call it a little side team?
 
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matthus
24.164.168.103
i have no idea wtf ro is talking about but yeah gg
 
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nickatina
24.5.123.19
i'm better then any1 in ip.
 
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WombRipper
68.196.104.60
Ro has shown me the light AND I AM RUNNING AWAY!
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
Matt - it is called an analogy nick - who are you? Womb - I will turn the light off again and continue the rectal spelunking later....
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
Nice job clan interchangeable parts on your team fortress classic onling gaming win. Mexi kudos on your supremely skilled play - but wouldnt your time have been better spent round 2 on that "girlfriend" of yours rather than hiding with the flag doing nothing but watch your computer screen against a clan that was a man down and 10 caps behind. i'll give psi a pat on the back for actually beating a team at the lowest competitive level of tfc too. GG ip!
 
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kick
170.215.37.174
lolies
 
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OnPoint*TG*
68.228.12.199
*TG* would rip apart any and all of you n00bs. So bring it and challenge us if you got $hit to talk.... www.thegreats.org
 
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Scorpio
65.64.103.73
nickatina i'm better then any1 in ip. ^ Its true, I love you nicky.
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
Black - lol Kick - agreed OnPoint - I imagine we might if we had the time, but since most of ip have jobs and so on, it will never happen. Scorpio - are you the guy who can never actually stay with one clan or is that the other scorpio? Not flaming, just curious about who you are.
 
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depression
68.59.235.89
ip. you fucking suck -- that is all
 
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psi
68.119.96.10
blackhand; who are you? wait we don't care. mexi was actually afk for most of the round while he was "hiding with the flag". Whats really a shame is they couldn't find him while he sat.. unmoving.. for at least 10 minutes straight at one point while not even being at his computer. better luck next time with your idiot logic. onpoint; *tg* is a horrible "guild" and always has been. the only person in your guild that was every worth a shit was xdog. and he was only decent at best. whats really funny is you guys begged me to join at one point back when I was in CoS and I laughed at you. I got shit to talk. And i'm talking it faggot. What now. nick; shame you weren't around to help prove it and your clan got sodomized instead. as it stands right now you're beneath us and will be until you can prove otherwise. thanks for the comments simpletons. keep them coming.
 
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psi
68.119.96.10
as for beating a team on the lowest level of competition. so what. a win is a win. we lost 8 straight matches at one point due to nobody showing up and us recruiting people that said they'd show up but never did. we played 8 straight matches and lost them all due to people not doing what they said they'd do. if we want to be happy we beat a clan, that EVERYBODY said we'd lose to, then fuck you we're happy. not only did we prove everybody wrong, but we've also got 9 people showing up regularly. you can say whatever you want to say but it doesn't mean anything because none of you know what the fuck it is your'e talking about. if you're trying to imply i'm "sandbagging" then why don't you take a look around the "lowest levels of competition" and notice all the other players that are doing the same thing. otherwise you're just a hypocrite on top of being an ignorant faggot.
 
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Nickatina
24.5.123.19
k.... depression - good comment. scorpio or whatever the fuck u go by now shut the hell up. go make another clan that lasts 1 day. better yet go join a clan and then get kicked out.
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
no just go jack off over the victory some more, and write another book replying to this maybe. by the way WHO ARE YOU, WE DONT CARE, GOOD ONE!!!
 
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Nickatina
24.5.123.19
lol. ha. rofl. lmao. is all i can say
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
man, you guys are a little too into this guild thing, a little too depressed that you lost to an underdog and a little too fixated with our lives. nik - huh? Black- I only jerk off to gay porn, victories dont mean much to me really.
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
[19:03] "Black- I only jerk off to gay porn, victories dont mean much to me really." [19:04] that is my favorite part [19:04] heh [19:04] that was in response to black's suggestion that we circle jerk over the win [19:04] lol [19:05] Anyone got a webcam? [19:05] or a digital cam [19:05] I do [19:05] want me to masturbate? [19:05] Write BoA on a piece of paper [19:05] lol [19:05] actually jerk off onto it [19:06] sure [19:06] hahaha [19:06] that's what we did in tM when we beat Malevolance, because they're faggots [19:06] lol [19:06] I am going to post this irc log on that shit [19:06] roflmao
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
Well i'm glad someone has a sense of humor about the whole thing. But i'm betting psi/mexi/others are just itching to get in here with another OMG MEDIOCRE SOLDIERS OMG UR GUILD SUCKS OMGOMGMMG
 
Old
Mess
209.26.205.203
LOLOLOLOLOLOL It took me like 20 mins to read all the comments (cause i am a little slow) And another 20 min to stop laughing. rnd1 sucked cause i didn't have any fun, and got crowbared (gg psi) rnd2 was fun as hell cuase all i did was just kill people were ever i spawned, and go 2 crowbar kills of my own... Well i had fun playing my online game (you know game, fun, enjoy playing) with all of you...
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
agreed Mess! TFC is better than not TFC. (except one match that I recall........long ago it seems)
 
Old
psi
68.119.96.10
why would i be itching to say something i've already said. keep replying with ignorant comments. i enjoy it. it gets me excited. not as excited as whem we beat M and the sign was made though.
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
say ignorant again it makes me laugh
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
eeeeeeeeeegnorant
 
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psi
24.158.170.22
no need to point out the obvious anymore. keep amusing me please.
 
Old

66.41.196.71
First of all, I spend much more time with my gf than I do playing TFC, unlike you bastards like Milos who are more worried about "defending my e-friends honor for disgracing my wonderful guild's name." Yes I was afk with the flag. I made myself a turkey, cheese, and mustard sandwich. Nickatina: You're not better than 40% of the guys in ip. BoA - you would not have beaten us on a CTF map like so many of your members claim. We have much more individual talent and teamwork. Better luck next season. OnPoint: TG is terrible, you're the new TPF, I've said it before (Milos tells me) and I'll say it again.
 
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Rorippa-TPF
69.139.133.96
hey! fuck you!
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
Sorry, was gone for the weekend (with my 3 gfs). "similarly, if mexi does better than 95% of TG (which I would not have any trouble believing based on my observations in pubs and matches etc) he is perfectly well justifying the generality that TG suck (in his world). " That's what makes me laugh about his comments. He's not even better than half, and that's the half that is retired. I can beat any 2 ip guys by myself...I wanna see how you respond to that, because it's a pretty similar situation flipped. You can blow my actions out of proportion because you have no arguement, and it's expected mexi. Like I said, I was trying to prove to you first hand that you were wrong. When you're not busy with your rl (this coming from a guy who's an active member of #boredomtfc lol.), tell me you want to be proven wrong and maybe Jesus will be able to give you working eyes. There's no telling if we woulda beat you on a ctf map, but it surely would have been closer. There's really no point in arguing it anyways.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
my e-ego is bigger than all your e-ego's... i am better than 95.1%% (thats right not 1%'s but 2!!) of all tfc players ever... my penis is bigger than your penis... i have the fastest computer ever built in the history of mankind... i was the first man on the moon... i am better than you... thats right... YOU! you know who you are... all of you...
 
Old
omega
206.15.108.200
I still can't believe all the e-penis measuring going on here! My e-dick is 2 inches long, so I'll just keep watching. =)
 
Old
OtisFeelgood
68.202.228.141
so much love going around!! =o /me <3's psi, mexi, Milos, kick, and Blackhand
 
Old
OnPoint*TG*
68.228.12.199
You guys are the best, beating BoA on such a great map, let me tell ya. Psi, if you think xdog is the most decent player we got, you are dead wrong, far from wrong, get a fucking partner and lose by 100 in 2v2 against us since you are so fucking bold, bring 5 and just get slaughtered, then talk your shit that you cant back up. We dont beg chumps..... #thegreats.....bring it BITCH! -O.P.
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
konspiracy comments make TFC fun
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
I dunno black, I must be old. I still dont get these kids and their 2v2. Back in my day, teams meant at least 5v5. but whatever.
 
Old
matthus
204.210.143.237
wow 48 comments (49 now)...cool niggertina sucks. ip > boa. gg. nuff said.
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
"I can beat any 2 ip guys by myself" We will take you up on that in a fucking heartbeat. You couldn't even take half of our individual members by yourself, much less two of our best at once. "You guys are the best, beating BoA on such a great map, let me tell ya." Don't blame it on the fucking map. If you knew anything about us, we have MUCH more individual talent, and half of you say it's all teamwork, so I guess we're up on that, too. If it was a CTF map, it would have been more lopsided. Please, BoA, come up with more excuses. You lost. Your members are *generally* trash. And seriously, we kicked your asses and we will do it again next season if you have the balls to leave 4a.
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
"We will take you up on that in a fucking heartbeat. You couldn't even take half of our individual members by yourself, much less two of our best at once. " See the irony in your response yet? Good job falling right into it, even though I told you beforehand you would.
 
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Battery
69.198.14.92
This kind of reminds me of grade school. When is the recess bell going to ring so everyone can stop being e-tough?
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
I am never e-tough. I just always get bullied. :(
 
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omega
151.198.8.233
oh wow, is that 54 now?
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
It was, until I posted this. And milos, what irony D:
 
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OnPoint*TG*
68.228.12.199
You guys are the best, beating BoA on such a great map, let me tell ya." That comment was made due to the growing shit talk and patronizing on the IP side of things. You won, great job, no need to talk that trash up and then talk more about how pussy you are to take on *TG*. Do it, *TG* was brought into this claiming we are some trash guild, then let's see you fucks try and compete against us, let's go, we havent lost in like 35 matches, it can be some kinda triumph for you fags. #thegreats -O.P.
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
Shit talking on the ip side of things? We came in this quietly, and you were talking all the shit. We figured beating your ass might make you shut the fuck up, but apparantly you are still trying to muster up some sort of reasoning for a loss besides the fact we are better.
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
I could seriously care less how good anyone is at tfc, and to go back and forth with "i'm better than you" 's is pretty ridiculous considering the fact that we ALL STILL PLAY IN DIVISION 4A. anyway hows that floor going ro!
 
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Nickatina
24.5.123.19
i'm better then every1 in ip.
 
Old

66.41.196.71
im better than everyone in my house
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
edit: -mexi
 
Old
Nickatina
24.5.123.19
i'm the best.
 
Old
BlackHand
68.228.12.199
I am NIGGER!!!!
 
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96
omfg the floor is done! I am spent.
 
Old
omega
206.15.108.174
Everyone is better than me :(
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
I don't recall talking shit in the beginning of the match...
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
I don't recall you shutting the fuck up. Try it some time.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
lol, how childish can you be. I have made 4 comments on here now and none of them were shit talking... and i didn't shit talk in the match either. So gg acting like a 5year old mexi.
 
Old
mexi
66.41.196.71
I wasn't talking about you. As long as you all suck balls, bump our recruitment thread. One of you folks from [BoA] might even be good enough for THIS spot... http://thecatacombs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54788 Or maybe not ;\
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
We've almost broken the record...post people! And I'd beat the shit out of any ip person with a dick in one hand and my supermodel mom in the other. goggogo
 
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matthus
204.210.143.237
niggertina is my bitch. -Kv for life.
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
if youre just posting to increase the count, go fuck yourself and boost some other match. little horse shit forced flames arent anything, at least at post fucking 50 things were a little more relevant to your getting raped and not crying until after you realized what just happened.
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
I sat here, read that, read it again, read it a couple more times, and I still don't know wtf you're saying. Let's give it a little more effort and try again.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
ROFL
 
Old
mexi
66.41.196.71
milos: maybe its because you cant read. landmine: i hope youre not laughing at his comment because...well...if you are, you should be shot through your asshole. although maybe with something that will go through your brain, like a bullet. not just something that crushes your ego, like my clan.
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
...which got shot through your asshole.
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
I'll make sure to "at least at post" this as the 77th comment, mi amor.
 
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mexi
66.41.196.71
yeah, typos happen on computers. i mean, how fucking lazy are you that you can't take out the logical 2-letter word from a paragraph to make it work? you dont need microsoft word to fucking read.
 
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milos
156.153.255.126
Maybe you should start using it to type coherently.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
mexi you truely are pathetic, you didn't crush anyone's ego.. and now you are doing nothing more than making yourself look more and more like the moron you are by continuing to post here.
 
Old
mexi
66.41.196.71
yeah, because im trying to make something of myself when i do this. not just entertain myself. and you all seemed pretty pissed, hell, everyone in 4a tried to rally behind nZ because were the bad guys, and we beat team #1 ;[
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
lol.
 
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psi
24.158.170.22
how about just letting this end. its just silly now. GG and GL and better luck next time.
 
Old
omega
206.15.108.107
roffles
 
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sny
64.229.193.20
im 2 weeks late...
 
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Scope
65.50.135.226
sad that you guys are still arguing about this... Justin, that's what we did in tM when we beat Malevolance, because they're faggots ^ that was fucking fun as hell. Gotta love BigRichard and his ways of laughing at clans. Malevolance really is a bunch of homos.
 
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BlackHand
24.49.115.34
ip is cool scope is a homo :)
 
Old
mexi
66.41.196.71
coherence...level...rising. Also our match with -oof- is going to put this to shame...only been one night, about 70 comments because they are disputing and bitching about everything :[ Now I have a new clan to focus on. GG [BoA] :)
 
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milos
24.30.148.133
wtf no! I'm gonna argue with bh till we reach 150 posts now so we keep the record!
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
milos get back in the closet, and wear the purple thong again I like that 1.
 
Old
jake
24.15.177.42
WHUT IN THA WIDE WIDE WORLD A SPORTS IS A GOIN ON HERE? I HIRED YOU PEOPLE TO GET SOME TRACK LAID, NOT JUMP AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF KANSAS CITY FAGGOTS!
 
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scope
65.50.135.226
wtf are you?
 
Old
Landmine
68.8.86.145
That made no sense yet I laughed, and i'm still confused.
 
Old
Rorippa
69.139.133.96
Jake is the ip mascot.
 
Old
BlackHand
24.49.115.34
that gul darned nigger hit me in the head with a shovel!
 
Old
Landmine
68.8.86.145
who the hell is that... bh or OP? (referring to the person posting as bh)
 
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milos
156.153.255.134
The bigger fag
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
it was you then?! ;P
 
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Nickatina
24.5.123.19
i own every in ip. damn no name's think they're good.. wtf?
 
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milos
156.153.255.134
100.
 
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Landmine
68.8.86.145
101 fgt.
 
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scope
65.50.135.226
102.... the number of men milos has fucked.
 
Old
mexi
66.41.196.71
103... the number of men scope has been fucked by <3 scope ill be 104 ;o
 
Old June 29, 2005, 7:50 pm
fuck.
 


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