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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-08-16 STA Gold team | team | 108.66 
 +8.66
EcD East Coast Devastation 144.59 
 -8.66
50-0 Redgiant
Regular

Writeup:

team | over EcD

So sup guys, team plays its first match tonight and everything is like whoa ho diddly. Before the match we scrimmed A~ so that gave us a good warmup and stuff.

R1:
So we have Poly, Fate, Ja, Jabroni, and Angel on D. Myself, omega^Ni, Anguish, and zack on O. We start heading into the server but EcD only has 7 in and so do we? So I'm like what the deuce and I find out that angel hasn't come in because he's busy searching for cats that are in heat and fate is defending himself against Adrenaline in IRC saying he doesn't hack etc etc. I had to restart because PM ended and I yell at them to get in so angel loses his erection and fate turns off his hacks and gets in. EcD also get their other 2 in. Anyways for some reason I feel kinda laggy and I press my handy tab key and I'm like Whoa! Nobody has under 150 ping and I have 230. Edgz servers are pretty terrible and can't handle more than 4 people in the server. So anyays, pm ends and we're off. We take a bit of time to get our first cap but it was all me because I'm so amazing. I keep pulling caps and I think omega moved the flag like an inch but that's about it. We get like 4 cap!s and I just say over vent "Guys I'm going afk because I'm doing everything". So I leave and come back and whattya know, still 4 caps. So I pull a 5th and I'm like "team matt" and they're like "duh, that's our tag" even though I was basically saying that I'm the entire O because I was, 250 ping and all. God I'm amazing.

Anyways, our D is totally raping. Mainly Ja because he's so cool and fate did ok because his hacks were off. Poly got no action because the soldiers and hw stopped everything and angel just clang clanged with pitchdown 300. O gets another cap in the yard at the end but we couldn't pull it cause I was lagging to much and of course, I'm the entire O.

R2:
Doesn't happen for god knows what reason. I went afk and didn't play round2 because I needed to shower since I was all sweaty and greasy from round 1. They forfeit yada yada.

MVP: Ja because he had one more point then I did. It would've been me but damn that single point!

P.S. EcD really needs to stop sandbagging :(

http://matt.monkeyretox.com/matches/EcDredgiant-r1.jpg



Comments

Old
matt
66.58.147.174
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. When I was making off with the second or third flag as usual I started lagging in the middle dome thing and it took me like 10 years to cap costing us a relay. It's ok, they wouldn't have done much anyways.
 
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angel
24.193.179.21
cl_pitchup 10000
 
Old
JonnyP
217.159.187.8
and I didnt get to play 2nd round >:| GAY
 
Old
DK
141.154.185.77
rofl bg 130 ping and 90 choke all id see is "the enemy has your falg" and the flag would be at our fd get a new server fags, mayb ppinchin angel's nipples would work ;) gg tho
 
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EcD|Mav
207.5.193.9
round 2 was forfeited because 8 of the 9 people that were going to play round 2 decided they would rather stab themselves in the eye than play on that server again. no joke, your server was like a slideshow for me gg anyhow. hopefully next time we play it will be on a real server.
 
Old
matt
66.58.147.174
Yeah it's pretty bad but we got a new one yesterday and it owns.
 
Old
bhop
68.99.193.231
its west so i know you guys will like it even more :}
 
Old
BlindSide
67.171.207.148
haha bhOP
 
Old
Oteezy
152.163.252.162
=o
 
Old
mindblend
24.46.150.195
I don't know where you people are from.. but i had no problems.. and i'm from ny.. and the rest of our team had no problem.. and there all west.. so get better isps?
 
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ivan
67.40.20.143
mindblend, you are a fucking moron. Enough said.
 
Old
matt
66.58.147.174
I had problems mb :(
 
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mindblend
24.46.150.195
ivan, you are a fucking banned player. Enough said. matt you always have problems no matter what server..
 
Old
ivan
216.160.110.3
Im not banned from anything important. Sorry kid. Even if I did play, I would still spent less time finding something to flame about your clan than you spent picking your clan name. OH SHIZ!
 
Old
mindblend
24.46.150.195
nothing important, just leagues of a game you still play at.. thats all I joined after the name was chosen. oh shiz!
 
Old
ivan
67.40.20.65
TFL isn't even considered a league, atleast in my book.
 
Old
omega
66.245.200.242
yeah, tfl's not one of the most played-in leagues or anything... incrim, you used to be semi cool before you got banned. now you're just a total fucking douchebag, what happened?
 
Old
azul
24.190.205.216
no, you see he's right mb. you're a moron if you think it's our ISPs.
 
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ivan
67.40.215.87
omega... For the most part anyone who actually wants to have an intelligent conversation with me will still get one. But I have always said what everyone else is thinking, sometimes it gets me into trouble. But, that's how I am in real life and on the internet. I also think it's pretty funny that Nv won't even consider letting me re-tryout or anything, Not that I really want to be in it or anything, I just want to show that I made it in legit and prove alot of idiots wrong (again).
 
Old
zack
67.180.134.23
Incrim used to be cool, i think i clanned with you once or something, as nullpoint un ua^ or something
 
Old
ivan
67.40.215.56
who are you?
 
Old
ivan
67.40.215.56
btw dont mind my changing ip, my dsl is gayed...
 
Old
MindBlend
24.46.150.195
Azul its kinda funny how me and you share the same ISP. And it was a joke you morons
 


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