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SMP over njk

SMP vs njk

History:
we have been really shitty lately losing to clans we shouldnt and we had to drop down to silver cause we r like 1-10 in r last 11 matches... finally we get a fucking win WOW... anyway we have played njk for times... won 2 lose 2... and it should be 4-0 but hey we r nice.. anyway for the 5th match we had to win...

Pracitce:
5 new guys in SMP and like 3 of the show up.. not to bad.. we had a short fun practice where i retaught everyone how to play TFC because i am sick of lsoing... 30mins going over the map... and 15mins playing it with 5vs8 had 8 offense and they couldnt cap.. match

round 1:smp server
wow naka drops... so flewk comes in.. we have to retart cause flewk wouldnt get in the fucking server... newbie... anyway they didnt cap.. we capped twice

SMP 2 njk ZERO NADA

Break
hmmm smoke... and i took a piss

Round2 :smp server
same thing this time i am like if d lets out how u r all SMPbitches... if Offense doesnt get 6 caps o is SMPbitches... i shouldnt of said anything cause this round i was playing offense.. and nightwolf fucking sucks at tfc.. yeah we didnt cap all...

SMP zero nada NJK zero nada none go home

FInal

SMP 20 njk ZERO

I wanna say GG to Defense for both rounds: LynX, Naka008, Flewk, War, BB and
the new guy tyson bg to our offense for only get to caps.. i blame nightwolf cause he sucks
oh yeah flewk this is the 1st match you didnt fuck up WOW and the 1st match in
like 50 for war that he acutally talked.. WOW!!!
SMP and the groupies SAY!!!
[GA]electrolyte`> SMP is gay (and you r a stupid hacking faggot hi alais)
NaKa008> fucking 930 lag me > rd1, rd2 was fun gg
scribes> ovo battle
scribes> cant wait to see what they cry about... booohoooo we had 2 people drop waaaahhh
(ahahah yeah and we won that battle)
tyson^cool> Im MVP because hardly anything got by me and I had top score
tyson^cool> also put in the writeup that njk's o needs to learn how to bhop
Griff`rome> lol named says hi
[ViBig]Timozuna> oh ok i see
[Rabid]Gr8Shot> PENIS PENIS PENIS BADGER
[SMP]flewk> weapon of choice = dispenser
MLO|NightWolf-[SMP]> ;o potshooting is fun
MLO|NightWolf-[SMP]> ^^Put in writeup
( ok i am sorry.. nw you are a fucking faggot... he sends me a picture... and
tries to tell me he is 20 and not fat... the picture is like of a fat 15yr old.. then nw threatens to kick my ass... and that i cant touch his girlfriend.. i am like dude your gf looks like intensity....and aaron is like dude nw jake would beat your ass.. i twas pretty funny.. and i agree witht he tfc community that nw does suck.. THE ONLY REASON WE KEEP HIM IN SMP IS SO THAT WE CAN BLAME EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONG ON HIM like: we suck cause u r in int.. we lose cause u suck... everyone hates us cause u are a faggot... ESCAPE GOAT)
venny`sleEEEP> sup look at me im in smp's write up
HaTe> n0ice
[SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|> OMG SMP WINS? lol sayd so, red giant... smp... if we lost that, ..lol i know we would have put up a new recruitmentpost tomorrow. gg smp, still gots it, when it comes to it rzp says!!!

Intro: Snoop Dogg]
Bomb ass pussy
Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it
Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass pussy
Ma I know you got that bomb bomb pussy

[Chorus: Snoop] + (Girl)
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Holidae Inn
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

[Chorus: Chingy] + (Girl)
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Holidae Inn
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

[Verse 1: Chingy]
Peeps call me up {*phone ring*} said it's a ho-tel party
Just bring the liquor its already eight shawties
I'm on my way (way) let me stop by the store
Get a 12 pack of Corona, plus an ounce of 'dro, ya know?
Now I'm on Highway 270 to Natural Bridge Road
I'm already blowed, hit third I'm a be blowed some mo'
Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinning
Valet look like he in the game and must be winning
To room 490 I'm headed, on my way up
There's three girls on the elevator like wassup
I told em follow me they knew I had it cracking B
One said ain't you that boy that be on BET?
Ya that's me, Ching-a-ling equipped wit much ding-a-ling
Knock on the door I'm on the scene of things
Busted in, Henny bottle to the face!
Fuck it then, feel like my head a toxic waste
There's some pretty girls in herre, I heard em whispering
Talking bout that's that dude that sing 'Right Thurr' he glistenin
I ain't come to talk (talk) I ain't come to sit (sit)
What I came for was to find out who I'm gon hit it off wit
[Chorus: Snoop + Chingy]

[Verse 2: Chingy]
Ma showed up like what's the hold up?
Man know what get them wraps and roll up
I took a chick in the bathroom seeing what's poppin
You know what's on my mind, shirts off and panties dropping
Niggaz knocking on the door drunk, and silly
The girl said can I be in yo video I'm like yeah!, oh really?
Now she naked strip teasing, me I'm just cheesing
She gave me a reason to be a damn heathen
Handled that, told ol' G, bring tha camera
Then I thought about, no footage while I ram her
Walked out the bathroom smiling, cats still whiling
Sharing the next room wit some girls lookin like they from an island

[Chorus: Snoop + Chingy]

[Verse 3: Ludacris]
Stop, drop, KABOOM!, baby rub on ya nipples
Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles
Far from little, make ya mammary glands giggle
Got 'em under control, the bowl of tender biddles
Doc-tor giggles, I can't stop until it tickles
Just play a little D and I'll make ya mouth dribble
Bits and Kibbles, got 'em all after the pickle
I swing it like a bat, but these balls are not whiffle
Hit 'em in triples, wit no strikes, stripes, or whistles
I ain't felt this good, since my wood lived off a thistle
Sippin' some ripple, I got quarters, dimes, and nickels
For shizzle dizzle, I'm on a track with the Big Snoop Dizzle
Let the Henny trickle, down the beat, wit a ghetto tempo
I done blazed the instrumental, laid it plain and simple
Getting brain in the rental, I done did it again
My eyes chinky, I'm wit Chingy, at the Holidae In

[Chorus: Snoop + Chingy]
RogueCheddar> put the lyrics to Holidae Inn by Chingy in writeup
[Outro: Snoop Dogg]
Yeah, let the party begin, bitch
Ching-a-ling Ling, all the way in St. Louis
My nigga Chingy, Disturbing Tha Peace
Luda, Luda, going hard on you hoes
Yeah bitch, bring four of ya friends
Meet me at the Holidae In
Bring a gang of that Hen, some DSOP
Oh wee, and light that sticky icky
And we gone do the damn thing
Now what I'm talking bout
We gon' disturb the peace right now
Yeah we ain't doing nothing but chillin
We chillin' and nuttin'
Know what I'm talking bout, so push the button
You know what's happenin', fa shizzle, uh huh
Yeah bitch, trying to run from this pimpin'
You can't out run the pimpin' bitch, I done told you
You can hide in Atlanta
You can hide in St. Louis

[SMP]LynX aka JakE

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