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SMP over THOA

STA Silver Title shot - The day before HL2 AKA 2004/11/15

So residus goes like that in the private chan: "practice now" but it was only 8:30 so I went like "woah, wait until 20:50 yeah ok" so nobody practices for a while then we pile-up in the server for a quick review. I'm a little pessimistic for the D because the O captures numerous flags that we were supposed to defend. Our leader with 2 fps comes in at the end of the prac all like "I'll demo bitches" and I think to myself "leet, he pouninated last week" so we join their server for r1, late-a-lot. Match begins and and we're rushed with spies and scouts and shit but we hold it down ok. The marvelous O gives us the lead right at the beginning and we won't be second throughout the whole round. Clean round I suppose, some yard action. 70-60 SMP I think. Our leet crew was Nakaman, t?l?phone bananier, lynxah, maxence, BBz, Am, RES, schismz and another I forget... forgive me :(

We at SMP like to make things up and start shit so we ping bombed our own server and put it on THOA's fault, as states this r2 prematch quote: "can you stop ping bombing us please". These actual lag spikes caused me some troubles especially while fighting spies. Our D crew, naka-L4, D to the P, scribes the vet, el_BB and my own Krakenish did OK although we didn't have our fearless leader to support us through these testing war times. Telefragged at the start and spiking like shit, we knew our leading days were over. Yes, they capped first! But we took it all back. I was knifed several times, incomings were sucking sometimes, but mostly it was all good. Our flag was in the yard at the end because so was I, attempting to spam with 6 nades and an AC the enemy FD that held the product of the offense concentrated efforts. Round ends like... 50-40 in our favor.

Overall
Here was I think of the match: WARNING WARNING - DON'T OPEN THIS IF YOU SHOULDN'T... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING http://members.rogers.com/b4d_k4rm4/images/scatman1.jpg - WARNING WARNING that was published by my man residus. Where'd he got it from? who the fuck knows. Paypal me for warning you. OK son? Yeah alright buddy. We win 120-100 because we're the champions. The proof is in the pudding: <Schism_`nap> WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND <Schism_`nap> DUN DUN <Schism_`nap> AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING 'TILL THE END

Fischerspooner - Megacolon

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate exlax and my g.e fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
M.s.g money margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks
The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll
Thinking bout my wardrove gonna get at the mall
T.v guide Cosmo I'm running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry
Think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dyno-mite
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.
and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now our megacolon is a big big hit
Megacolon
Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick
The shit got soft creamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white clouds I need a bounty towel
I need a new life
I got to reform
I can't take my strife
In this thunderstorm
I got to be strong
I got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title
This Toilet slave
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee
With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls moving in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said holy shy supper coffee and my snacks
The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll
Thinking bout my wardrove gonna get at the mall
T.v guide Cosmo I'm running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry
Think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dyno-mite
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.
and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now our megacolon is a big big hit
Megacolon
Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick
The shit got soft creamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white clouds I need a bounty towel
I need a new life
I got to reform
I can't take my strife
In this thunderstorm
I got to be strong
I got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title
This Toilet slave
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee
With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls moving in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now Megacolon is a big big hit
mega colon
Fly white girls moving in New York city
Fly white girls moving in
This is very appropriate in TFC.

GG. Let's see what the people have to say.

LOVE MESSAGES

[23:18:55] <Naka008> uhh gg
[23:18:57] <Naka008> i guess
[23:19:04] <Naka008> krk is sexy
[23:19:12] <Naka008> banaba phone needs moer talky but hes sexy
[23:19:18] <Naka008> scribes makes my pants wet n stuf
[23:19:23] <Naka008> rob just owns
[23:19:26] <Naka008> o u know who u r
[23:19:32] <Naka008> this sounds like a retirement
[23:19:36] <Naka008> is it?
[23:19:39] <Naka008> or is it not
[23:19:39] <Naka008> :O
[23:20:01] <Kraken> lol
[23:20:04] <Kraken> that is the first time
[23:20:07] <Kraken> you say more than "gg"
[23:20:13] <Kraken> maybe it's because you're shy with jake
[23:20:14] <Naka008> rofl
[23:20:22] <Naka008> no
[23:20:27] <Naka008> i usalt just say gg then go to bed

HATE MESSAGES

[23:14:20] <clifford|g0ne> im surprised we both made a title shot
[23:14:24] <clifford|g0ne> thoa AND smp
[23:14:26] <clifford|g0ne> we're like
[23:14:28] <clifford|g0ne> the worst of silver
[23:14:31] <clifford|g0ne> esp us tho
[23:14:37] <clifford|g0ne> and me

[23:07:43] <ChanServ> [Spinner] <@Centos> whatever happened to the world of man where the women shut the fuck up and obeyed
[23:08:50] <[CSI]Wonka> rofl
[23:09:03] <[CSI]Wonka> great setinfo

[23:15:51] <pez_> ima marry krakens sister

[23:14:19] <miyagi> fucking kill yourself kraken
[23:14:23] <miyagi> put that in

[23:19:44] <ES|DeathBowl> ?
[23:19:53] <ES|DeathBowl> thoa sux
[23:19:59] <ES|DeathBowl> thats all
[23:20:03] <ES|DeathBowl> smp stylez

[23:12:59] <Schism_`nap> "Schism says Thoa's spies suck"

GG THOA, see you soon. Love from SMP. Ain't nuthin' but love.

First part translation:
Donc residus arrive dans le canal priv?: "pratique l?" mais il ?tait seulement 8:30 alors j'ai genre fait "woah, attend ? 20:50 ouais ok" alors personne ne pratique pour un bout puis nous nous ammassons dans le serveur pour une courte pr?paration. Je suis un peu pessimiste quant ? la D car l'O capture de nombreux drapeaux que nous ?tions suppos? d?fendre. Notre chef avec 2 fps arrive ? la fin de la pratique, genre "je vais jouer demo, sales putes" et je pense "leet, il a pounationn? la semaine derni?re" donc nous allons dans leur serveur r1, tr?s en retard. Le match commence et nous sommes attaqu?s par des espions, scouts et autres merdes mais nous tenos ok. La merveilleuse O nous donne l'avance d?s le d?part et nous ne la perderons pas du round. Round propre, je suppose, un peu d'action entre les bases. Notre clique leet ?tait compos?e de Nakamn, t?l?phone bananier, lynxah, maxence, BBz, Am, res-o`love schismz and un autre que j'oublie... pardonne-moi :(

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