Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-12-13 | STA Bronze | ip | Interchangeable Parts | 92.20 +2.30 |
HLHS | Half Life Hit Squad | 49.66 -2.30 |
110-30  215-5 | Bases2k3 8v8 Bases2k3 8v8 |
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Writeup:
ip over HLHS
Pregame: We sit in irc for 15 minutes waiting to see if anybody from HLHS to actually show up in irc and exchange info. Bomber comes into #hlhs and still no answer. So we keep waiting and then one of the dumb faggots finally showed up to exchange info. Bunch of ass ramming ethiopians were sitting in their server "practicing". They shouldn't have bothered because it didn't help any.
R1 - We set our D up. Our D soldier wants to play O so we move our O med to D soldier. Our O moved the flag nicely. Their O got a few touches but our D was beyond their comprehension. At this point I'd like to point out that it took 2 of their O demos tossing all their grens at my sg to take it out. How bad is hlhs? They can't even spam properly, but oh god did they try to spam. They dropped every grenade they had at anybody on our D. It didnt' help, I actually think they killed themselves as often as they managed to kill us. But with players that bad i guess thats the best you can get. Its clans like these that make me sad copper and bronze were merged. HLHS shouldn't be allowed to play other clans due to their horribleness. They should have two by fours with nails sticking out of them shoved up their asses everytime they even consider wasting other peoples time by attempting to play tfc. Round 1 ends no contest: 110-30.
R2 - Our hltv guy is asleep and Vamp offers to host hltv. Hes having trouble getting it connected being as hes never done it before. Negley, being the great big cocksucker he is, believes that since hes some faggoty sta 5v5 admin he can refuse to enter the server until hltv is connected. But most of his team is already in the server so he loses. However vamp can't get hltv to work so we end up going back to the hlhs server. Like it matters. hlhs had as much a chance of beating us as they did beating [CoS] those 2 matches where we beat them 810-0 and 400-0. It seems everytime I've been in a TFC server with them playing matches I've raped the living dogshit out of them. Tonight was no different. We didn't manage to score 580 points on them like CoS did but we capped a whole fucking lot more than their pathetic offense did. R2 was never close. They managed to score a comp det r2 because we were all out of position dicking around in the rr. Once again, as in r1, they ran 2 O dem!
os and both demos managed to toss every gren they had at my sg. And still manage to fuck it up and not kill the sg. Round ends 215-5. Sup fucking raped faggots.
MVP's go to Sui, Mexi, and Vamp. Sui for playing stellar O spy both rounds after being inactive for a very very long time. Mexi for wrecking shit as D soldier both rounds, and Vamp for just being vamp and raping th play tfc. Round 1 ends no contest: 110-30.
R2 - Our hltv guy is asleep and Vamp offers to host hltv. Hes having trouble getting it connected being as hes never done it before. Negley, being the great big cocksucker he is, believes that since hes some faggoty sta 5v5 admin he can refuse to enter the server until hltv is connected. But most of his team is already in the server so he loses. However vamp can't get hltv to work so we end up going back to the hlhs server. Like it matters. hlhs had as much a chance of beating us as they did beating [CoS] those 2 matches where we beat them 810-0 and 400-0. It seems everytime I've been in a TFC server with them playing matches I've raped the living dogshit out of them. Tonight was no different. We didn't manage to score 580 points on them like CoS did but we capped a whole fucking lot more than their pathetic offense did. R2 was never close. They managed to score a comp det r2 because we were all out of position dicking around in the rr. Once again, as in r1, they ran 2 O dem!
os and both demos managed to toss every gren they had at my sg. And still manage to fuck it up and not kill the sg. Round ends 215-5. Sup fucking raped faggots.
MVP's go to Sui, Mexi, and Vamp. Sui for playing stellar O spy both rounds after being inactive for a very very long time. Mexi for wrecking shit as D soldier both rounds, and Vamp for just being vamp and raping the dogshit out of them.
Cocksucker award goes to: All of hlhs. But especially negley who thinks hes witty and since hes on the crackhead admin staff for sta 5v5 it obviously means he can ignore the rules and do whatever he wants to. Congratulations you're a waste of human flesh. I hope your parents get cancer.
Overall Score: 325-35. Congratulations hlhs you're fucking pathetic.
Sincerely,
ip.disputed
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Negley97
69.242.85.84 |
That writeup was absolutely beautiful disputed, thank you for showing the world how uneducated you really are :)
If you look at our past history with bases2kwhatever you'll see that we never play well on that map so we don't even bother trying to play well in the first place. Top it off with playing a clan that feel they are the mm1 police just adds to the enjoyment.
Let's put the icing on the cake with the irc bans and racial slurs towards my members why don't we?
You can bash HLHS all you want and you can say how much we suck at playing TFC but truth is we play for fun.
Last time I checked there was no payday with TFC and there is no giant trophy at the end of the year nor bonus check so why live breathe eat sleep and drink winning at TFC? Do you want some trophy on the mantel for beating us by 300? Do you think that beating us by 300 is some accomplishment? LOL You read through our match history, 300 point losses are nothing for us on that map. There's an old saying "Even though you won the gold medal in special olympics you are still retarded".
We've lost twice as many matches than your infant clan has even played. Come back to me in 5 years when you've put the time in that we have with one clan, that is if your clan even makes it to 5 years in existance with its "we won at a $20 game we are l33t!" attitudes.
Thank you for the cocksucker award, it will look good in my trophy case along with the other awards I've received in TFC.
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
WOW! I am surprised to read that write-up. I have played many a pub with Bo in it. Bo usually plays a good game. I just assumed that the rest of HLHS was of similar calibur. I know HLHS 5v5 used to beat on BD a lot so I assumed they were at least generally better than BD. hmmmmm
oh well.
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TwIsTa
4.47.246.217 |
Wow just wow
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chri5
68.195.220.44 |
there was no reason to bash poor hlhs
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Ror
69.139.133.96 |
probably not since they did not choose to go to bronze.....
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
D beyond our comprehension? Never got your SG? Haha wow are you retarded? I only played rd2 and I had a 400 ping but that wasn't mentioned, the only thing I could do was just go demo and spam, and I got your SG 75% of my runs. The only good defender you had was Mexi.
Our 9v9 team is for FUN, not for skill, we don't have 9 guys who are capable of competing in bronze, its as simple as that. If you feel the need to think you are awesome for beating a mid-level copper team, then all the more power to you, maybe when mom gives you a ride to school you can tell her all about it.
It makes me laugh to see how serious you take TFC, its a fucking game, and I can't believe that you went through so much trouble to actually think up insults like 2x4 boards with nails in our ass ROFL that is the gayest thing I've ever seen someone write in a writeup. And wishing someone's parents cancer over TFC. YOU NEED HELP. Way to go showing no class in the write-up, I hope you got a good laugh out of making yourself look like a complete jackass. Keep acting e-tough all day long disputed, and enjoy the real world when you get there because it will kick your ass and leave you in the gutter with that attitude.
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
thanks for showing no class before the match, during the match, and between the rounds. you get what you give kids.
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
also
"The only good defender you had was Mexi. " Now THAT is funny considering if we only had 1 good defender you would have managed to cap r2 eh.
"We've lost twice as many matches than your infant clan has even played. Come back to me in 5 years when you've put the time in that we have with one clan," Other than the fact that TFC wont' be around in 5 years. As for playing a ton of tfc matches? I suggest you get a clue.
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Nec
12.215.223.188 |
D: I'm glad to know my efforts r1 were completely overlooked, despite the fact I whored HLHS, namely Negley till he started using his weird anti-conc hacks. Need I mention that I got the first cbar of the game on your RR Soldier? Need I mentioned that I was a savage that whole round running around with face paint and screaming loud mexican battle cries before every attack? Oh and you guys never gave me the logs so I can prove that I am the MVP of that round.
R2 I don't care about. . . I was trying to organize stuff.
In either case, gg hlhs I had fun. It's a pity you turtled, spawn spammed, and started chasing and still got ruined. . . you took all the steps of a lame 9v9 team and still lost. Congratulations. For a team that supposedly plays to have fun, you played more like a team that would want to win at all costs. Even being a 5v5 admin negley it's really shocking that you and SexyBW condone the use of such blatently rule breaking tatics. I guess this means I need to join a 5v5 team and come ruin your souls by capping once and turtling and then chasing. . . to quote you negley: STA is dead, why the hell shouldn't we?
gg hlhs Negley just retire now you're useless. It's small wonder STA 5v5 sucks ass lately with admins like yourself.
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
i called you a machine in game nec :( i thought that was loving enough.
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{ED}-=aXe=-
142.110.227.97 |
hi
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caesaR
142.68.213.129 |
my god.
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stas
128.194.181.206 |
i give the writeup and responses a 5. great potential, but not 50 replies yet.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
We didn't cap because I had 400 ping (like I already said), and only one other true O guy playing.
Nec, you got a crowbar?!?! Excuse me while I bow down and kiss your feet. I hope someday I can cbar someone. You are amazing.
We didn't turtle, spam spawn, or chase, but good job making stuff up.
There are just as many teams in 5v5 as there are in 9v9, so good logic there. Also 5v5 is broken down into 5 divisions which is smart and keeps things competitive rather than 3 divisions of 9v9 which makes no sense.
We've destroyed clans before, and do you know what we do afterwards? We talk friendly during and after the match, and even offer to help them out with some things rather than thinking our e-penis's are 10 inches long because we beat a clan of people who obviously don't play as much tfc as us, and making a write-up that tries to make ourselves look like we're awesome. You've already done enough damage to your own rep in the write-up, so I suggest you stop the bleeding.
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coco
66.161.193.81 |
and we didn't run vamp r1 when he had 400+ ping? we still capped.
i deserve an mvp :(
110-44 with 3 dets (would have been 4 if i wasn't robbed from my first....no idea what happened to that)
i was laying yet another as time expired.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
You didn't read the second part I guess.
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Akula
4.8.68.46 |
We've destroyed clans before, and do you know what we do afterwards? We talk friendly during and after the match, and even offer to help them out with some things rather than thinking our e-penis's are 10 inches long because we beat a clan of people who obviously don't play as much tfc as us, and making a write-up that tries to make ourselves look like we're awesome. You've already done enough damage to your own rep in the write-up, so I suggest you stop the bleeding.
Horseshit.
The last 5 minutes of the match we saw at the most 6 O TOTAL over the entire course of that. Consisting of a HW a demo and a med or scout.
Damage our rep? Who the fuck cares. Look at the state of TFC right now. We're down to 3 divisions again. KAR is a top 5 clan? What the fuck seriously.
And in all honesty you guys played pathetically. And your comment about getting the sg down 75% of the time is bullshit too. It took your team 3 fucking mirvs to kill a level 1 sg. Yes 3.
Infact it took your demos atleast 2 or 3 runs to even come close to damaging the damn thing.
I gotta hand it to K}{R though they can atleast spam good. You bunch of fucking misfits can't even manage to mash the g key right.
Oh yeah
WIN AT ALL COSTS!!!!
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Nec
12.215.223.188 |
Hrm. You know what? I'll make you a deal I'll go back and watch my demo and everytime i watch your demos drop mirvs on the spawn i'll make a movie, if i can't one i'll come back and say "hey i'm sorry for accusing you of something you didn't do". If you'd provide us with the HLTV I'd gladly point out that during r2 you guys, in all your idiocy, actually did turtle to no avail. As a matter of fact if I hadn't got killed by your sniper right as I was about to cap in the last 10 seconds I'd have capped on your 2 engy 2 soldier and 50 billion grenade defense.
Oh and just so you know mr "you play all the time" I play more NS than I do tfc these days, and I work almost every day of the week right now during the hours when most people pub. . . oh and did I mention that despite all of that, I'm still not as god awful as you are? Let me clarify that.
I could not play for the next 50 years, then when I'm riddled with parkinsons or alzhiemers I'd still be better than you. Oh oh and just so you don't think that's an "I'm god at this" statement, I can think of a quite a few players who are 'better' than I am. However even if you had played every single day in preperation to the one mentioned above. So really, if you're gonna try to insult me just be original. Anyone can say they don't play all the time, and that the person they're facing does. As far as the rest of ip goes I'm not sure but a tip for you, before making such blatently retarded accusations as that you might want to do some research before making an generalization.
1) I just joined ip over the weekend, before that I was in dC.
2) I played last monday vs sO and left dC after that match.
3) Before the sO match I had not participated in a match for dC in just shy of 2 months.
I'll end this with a string of insults broken down to your level: You're just a bunch of stupid newbies who think they're so e-cool. That simple enough for you? This one might be a bit over your head but: You're content with dishing out the same unoriginal swill that you daringly called insults in an attempt to prove your superiority over a player in a video game. A player who is, for the most part, inactive more than he is active.
My crowbar comment was directed at psi, not you so how about you go back to whatever country it is you're from that doesn't speak english until you've mastered the language enough to discern wether or not a particular statement was aimed at you.
Congratulations Half-Life Horrible Squad, you truly are pathetic at everything you do. First TFC, then being admins, now insults.
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tys
68.100.101.194 |
sorry Bo but ip plays for fun too, and winning well we do that too..sometimes.
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stas
128.194.181.206 |
up to a 6, still need more replies. check out the KAR threads and take notes.
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Negley97
69.242.85.84 |
It sounds like you play for fun judging by that wonderful match writeup there. I love the copy and paste part, at least learn how to use the computer correctly.
As for breaking the rules there is nothing in the rule book that says we aren't allowed to send 6 people on offense. Your whole attitude between rounds was uncalled for and quite frankly I got tired of putting up with your shit. You had no HLTV for round 2 and you expected us to play the round anyway on your server. I was playing by the rules in requesting that the match get moved to our server because we had HLTV running.
Finally on the anti-conc allegations, be my guest and file the dispute. The truth is I have no anti-con, hell I can't even bunnyhop so I guess I'll take it as a compliment.
Clans like ip come and go like the wind. We'll see you after your next reincarnation after you go through a losing streak like the others.
gg
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
there wasn't a copy and paste part you dipshit. When you type that much into the sta report systems sometimes it messes it up or adds the same paragraph twice. Go read other match results and take note.
Anti-conc? Nec was trying to be polite to you. When a team gives up 225 points quite obviously the other team either a) isn't cheating and sucks or b) sucks at cheating. Take your pick.
"Clans like ip come and go like the wind. We'll see you after your next reincarnation after you go through a losing streak like the others. "
the funny thing about that is goku said the same thing to us right before oof died. Losing streaks? Dont' make me laugh. You guys keep screaming about looking up information yet you haven't bothered doing it yourself.
I'd tell you to go to walmart and see if they have clues on sell since its christmas time. But you're so beautifully white trash i'm sure you'll just end up at teh family dollar instead.
You simply MUST have realized by now that you can't keep your holier than thou attitude and pretend to be on the up and up while making sad attempts to flame us right?
Idiocy: 1
Dignity: 0
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
also the more you attempt to defend yourselves the more i'm going to make you look stupid.
As for being nice to people after matches? We've destroyed people and been destroyed. And we still say fuck you to the ones that deserve it afterwards. Being nice to everybody is for those sad little e-queers who believe that your reputation online matters. Heres a hint for you: It doesn't.
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Cann
70.60.10.185 |
Ok first: if ip would NOT have done a writeup such as this one then they would have damaged their rep...this just adds to it. Next, before this one makes it to 99 comments (if it does) lets go ahead and get some HLTV posted here..id like to see some of this match. And lastly, damnit...I miss playin' 9v9 :[
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MoeFeaux
24.250.77.63 |
Wow.
Take TFC too seriously do we?
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Akula
4.8.68.46 |
Negley we won't die because we go on a losing streak because simply WE DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. This game is no longer competitive. I know well over 90% of ip plays this for fun now and not for the win or reputation.
You don't like our attitude? Tough shit. We're here to have fun. And the best kind of fun is at other peoples expense.
Like yours
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
wow, we have lasted more than 95% of clans in TFC already there people. So ip has nothing to prove about alsting really.
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Demonz
69.14.55.213 |
wow such a nice writeup
-AC- > ip. whut!
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psi
149.149.50.102 |
can't believe people are talking like we're ruining our reputation. thats pretty funny stuff.
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"wow, we have lasted more than 95% of clans in TFC already there people. So ip has nothing to prove about alsting really."
I'm not sure about your past match history in leagues outside what Konspiracy tracks but on this site it says your first match was May 2004, you have hardly any ground to stand on to claim any longevity marks. Yes it is a miracle that clan lasts more than 3 months in TFC nowadays but really you guys are infants in the clan scene, stop acting like you've been around the block. You haven't even left your yard yet.
We got the shit beat out of us fair and square on base2k1 by ip. I won't deny it, it was a clean fair fight. I just don't agree with you pounding your chest in the match writeup, worst of all hoping people's parents get cancer. FYI I lost my father-in-law to cancer and a few other relatives. That I wouldn't wish on anyone and it was definitely out of line and uncalled for.
Enough BS and wasted breath on this issue. You guys won, you bragged, we had fun exchanging words, everyone gets a laugh ha ha ha. Until next time ip.
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ArrogancE
210.79.189.63 |
I'd just like to say, that if anyone thinks ip plays TFC alot is fucking off their rocker. Me, psi, mexi and nec all show up only for matches. Im pretty sure every match night its a scramble for us to get players. But we have a good group of faithful guys who show up only for match nights. we play together to have fun not to win all the time. Granted its alot of fun when we win and even more fun when we demolish little niggers like HLHS. But if you want to see fucking lag you can watch my ping constantly shoot to over 900 during the match and i still almost managed to break even. And I had a comp det. in fact http://teamnix.edgz.com/arrvshlhs.zip will be the address. Check that out.
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mexi
66.41.196.71 |
I like HLHS, and ip. Go TFC!
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matthus
204.210.140.111 |
haha i raped you guys.
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
"FYI I lost my father-in-law to cancer and a few other relatives." My father and my grandmother both have lung cancer from smoking non stop for over 50 and 20 years respectively. If you can't laugh and talk shit about all the bad this in the world then life gets really fucking deppressing really fucking quick.
As for our clan history. Just because ip is "young" in terms of clan ages doesn't mean its members haven't been around the block a few times.
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coco
66.161.193.81 |
second part? the second part is akin to "we suck". our members play O or D based on what they feel like doing, and we usually do fairly well regardless of who's where.
ip is about as slipshod as it gets. we extend the idea of playing for fun past the game.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
Thank you for helping me out coco, we don't even have members that have played long enough to get a chance on both O and D, and therefore scrapped together what we could.
I'm not even going to respond to all the ridiculous other things said by many immature people here, but the bottom line is, this is STA's fault for merging Copper with Bronze. Every team from Copper got killed this week, and its not fun for us getting killed if the team we get killed by makes it that much harder on us.
All I'm saying is, just imagine yourself up in silver getting beat up by a team who is also making it not fun by telling you how much you suck. Its not fun that way. I hope you realize that at least, and if not, well I don't know what else to say, because I'm done arguing or trying to bring reason into a game that people feel the need to gloat over rather than try to enjoy.
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ArrogancE
210.233.196.138 |
face it bitches. you lost.
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
I cant watch that. I think your demo is corrupt dude.
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Zor
68.201.237.142 |
omg, what is wrong with you people? :o
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ArrogancE
210.233.196.138 |
WELL IM GLAD THEY DIDNT SELECT ME FOR RANDOM DEMO PULL!
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DOOM
207.127.128.2 |
lol. sad..yet typical. Calling a bronze team (the lowest division) pathetic.. pretty dumb, wouldn't you say?
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ArrogancE
210.233.196.138 |
i just tried it and it worked for me. I used viewdemo. Did you try that?
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Akula
4.8.68.46 |
The clan as a whole is infant to the clan scene but we've all been there and done that over the course of 4 years. So we're not some group of WON newbies who formed a geoshitties clan. We've known eachother for a long ass time and formed a clan.
Also
HAHAHA YOU DAD DIED OF FUCKING CANCER AHAHAH
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soul
66.131.251.82 |
rofl^^^
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lb
65.6.207.117 |
-fell out of chair-
i heart ip
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coco
66.42.215.10 |
in the grand scheme of things we're an infant, but we've played several dozen matches and lost a decent amount of them. i'd have real numbers here if i cared at all about this "tfc career" bullshit.
to be honest, the worst thing i saw in during the match was 1 or 2 spy pills on their fd (who goes out fd? i think those hurt me more than the other team). the only thing i was sort of :/ about was how long it took to get server info and start the match. sitting around all night isn't fun. i have tuesdays off, i wanna go out already. fuck you all.
if we got bumped to silver we'd probably get killed, yes. if we gave a shit and practiced we'd probably hold our own at the least. most of our guys have played at least at the silver level and most have gold (current gold) level experience. but then again, we DON'T care so we suck and we're in bronze.
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soul
66.131.251.82 |
ip fucking sucks bunch of cock sucking teenagers who think theyre though shit cuz they aint nothing in real life but a bunch of fat dorks who sit at the library during their lunch breaks and browse the catacombs~~
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soul
66.131.251.82 |
better than hlhs bunch if old faggots still playing a fucking video game when theyre all 30 yr olds who should but taking care of their fucking ugly kids instead of wasting their lives infront of a computer screen while their kids slowly grows to dispise them. not to mention the fact theyve been playing for years and are still terrible as shit
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Negley97
205.238.193.132 |
c'mon you guys are slacking, almost 50 comments, need to hit 99. Your insults are getting weaker as well, might want to try a little harder.
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{ED}-=aXe=-
142.110.227.97 |
Beer?
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
eh this one had possibility. but i think everybody gave up earlier than expected.
theres always whoever we play next.
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DragonSmacker
12.155.115.114 |
Did someone say beer?
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Knight
63.193.153.27 |
ip still sucks
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
too little too late.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
I was gonna add a comment a couple times, but I really just think nobody gives a shit anymore...oh well, it really wasn't all that entertaining anyways.
I dunno who soul is, but I'm sure he sucks whoever he is, and he knows nothing.
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
Whatever else you may or may not be right about Bo, you are right about soul.
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
and for the record, after tonights match, ip will have officially outlasted 85% of all TFC clans. I think I will keep a running tally in each of the ip threads from now on just so that people can stop with the "flash in the pan" argument. I really would like to see that argument go away since it is a) wrong b) pointless to the topic and c) erected to demonstrate loyalty, which is something ip has in high supply because we have survived 8 game losing streaks, a feat that 88.8% of clans have never accomplished. True we are no KEA ED or 30+ in that department but hey, we have some heart at least. anyway...
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Negley97
205.238.193.132 |
8 game losing streak? been there done that, got the t-shirt. We hold the 5v5 losing streak at I think 18, ED following behind at around 15 or so.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
We also started out 8-56 as a clan for all our matches. Tell me how many clans would survive through that? And that means that since then we are around .500 after that streak, so enough of telling us how much we suck because most of those losses came from over 3 years ago.
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ip.SuicidalMain
iac`bK 24.58.53.172 |
damn. i'm late as fuck jumpin in on this one... gg me havin to fuckin work EVERY fuckin day... wait... that means i DONT HAVE TIME TO PLAY TFC! cept in matches ;)
damn right i got fuckin mvp! i tore the fuckin hlhs defense up. it's pretty sad when u walk up to the HW standin at the ramp to the fr, look him in the eyes, stand there a min, and then shove a fuckin knife in his face. after which i proceeded to take down the SG... which i did b4 i was killed... god ur defense was fuckin PATHETIC! and that was my first FULL match back since i came back to TFC. really... i mean shit... and u DEFFINATELY did trutle. then u throw a fuckin HW guy on offense and bitch when i stab him in the back. keep usin D classes on offense and i'll keep stabbin the shit outta u.
HAHAHA YOU DAD DIED OF FUCKING CANCER AHAHAH
^^ funniest shit i've ever read. my grandmother died of cancer and yet i can still joke about it. so learn to fuckin laugh and have fun in life
as for all of the people who played in the hlhs match... please... end ur TFC careers now. it makes me sick to think that a team that plays THAT lame exists in BRONZE! the only person on the hlhs roster that gets ANY respect from me is darkdefender. the rest of you as far as i'm concerned need to just fall off of the TFC scene.
flame me all you want... call me a fag... i FEED off that shit... just kno that when u DO flame me... it will just be adding fuel to the fire for the next time we meet u in a match. where i will proceed to go spy AGAIN and rape ur fuckin defense.
in ending i would like to say LONG LIVE ip!
o ya... and bK spies own all of hlhs!! w00h00!
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stabby
137.21.137.36 |
^^^this kids gay LOL
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Akula
4.8.68.46 |
^^^
agreed
I'M BLACK YO
I'M BLACK YO
I'M BLACKER THAN BLACK
I'M BLACK YO
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
yes indeed Bo, I lived through a long on with KEA as well. I in fact have always been a member of clans that have long runs of bad luck and still stick together. Funny how I always seem to find groups of loyal players with a similar mindset to me.
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Negley97
205.238.193.132 |
Sui that's the funniest shit I ever read man. What's even better is the fact that you guys beat us by what 290 points and now we suck so bad we should all retire? Why the fuck didn't you guys retire after fXp raped your asses 200-0? At least we scored points lame ass :P If anything you should retire for letting this supposidly "fucking pathetic" clan score 35 points on your l33t defense.
When exactly did we "turtle" in that match? I think you guys forgot what the hell "turtling" means. It's not having more offensive players than defensive players playing or running a fatty on O its when you build up a "lead" on another team and instead of trying to add to that lead you "turtle" your defense back in your base and maybe add a guy or two for good measure so the other team doesn't cap so you and you lose the lead.
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE EVER HAVE THE LEAD?
At least learn the terminology before making accusations.
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
i wasn't here for the fxp match. 200-0? Thats nothing.
One of my first league matches (other than scrimmages and friendly clan vs clan stuff):
2000-01-22 TGL WOLF WOLF 10-630 2fort
200-0 is nothing. I've been beaten by worse. But for every ass whipping I've taken in a tfc match i've dished it back out.
2002-11-13 OGL HLHS Half Life Hit Squad 580-0 bases_r2 - 230-0 shutdown2
2003-08-07 TFL CD Creeping Death 588-39
2002-04-29 STA Gold K}{R Knights of the HARSH Realm 435-20 bases_r2
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cappy
24.3.18.153 |
this why quit playing tfc cause you little no life faggot ruin the fucking game
mexi you wetback spic u suck too i hope all u fuckers die
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capp
24.3.18.153 |
all u do is talk shit about how much skill it takes to play fucking lame ass gay ass vid games ip i think is the biggest bunch of no life losers on the planet i bet not one of them will ever reproduce or even kiss a girl ther so fucking nerded out
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capp
24.3.18.153 |
now talk about my english and grammer you fucking worthless stinky nerds psi i hope you fucking die from a brain fart you sack of shit
usted is a pussy clan whore mother fucker too
oh yes so is that fat slob misfit
and his halfbreed wifes and kids
i hope u all fucking die
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capp
24.3.18.153 |
fucking niggers
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all u mother fuckers hack play old ass games and talk shit about it
gay ass mother fuckers
lol that big fat dork headshoot looks like my dogs ass
lol natters looks like a eskimo mongaloyde
shaka sucks too
wheaters is a fat ass ugly pig of a human being also
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capp
24.3.18.153 |
lick my fucking balls
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look at that asshole malice he plays with his fucking feet id like to get them off and then watch him play
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asshole
24.3.18.153 |
oh ya the box sucks too
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GoKU is a fat slob also
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this is to ip disputed i hope to GOD that ur house burns down with your whole nerdy ass family in it
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cause i know you nerds couldnt get aides cause you will NEVER get laid or even see a set of tits fuck you nk you cunt wipe
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lb
65.6.207.117 |
tfc is a game
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no shit shirlock
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mess
65.41.20.17 |
hahaha didn't play and i hate everyone equally
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soul
66.131.251.82 |
shit nigga i rock ur cock
1vs1 anyday anytime bitch~~
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1 vs 1 at what u dumb noob?
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your life is a mess nerd
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Negley97
69.242.85.84 |
holy shit this is insane!
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ip.SuicidalMain
iac`bK 24.58.53.172 |
negley... u my good friend are a fucking faggot. please... just quit life... i mean seriously... i wasn't even with ip when we lost by 200. and yes... u guys got 35 points on us... u got LUCKY... but with an offense that spams as much as yours... u shoulda pulled out more than that.
as for the turtling... you don't have to HAVE the lead... u just have to overstack your defense. so you my good friend... PLEASE learn the terminology. you are a faggot, and whoever gave you an STA 5v5 admin position was a fuckin moron. they must be gettin desperate to let a n00b ass mother fucker like yourself fuckin admin a league.
and just the fact that hlhs would even RUN a fuckin offensive HW is pathetic. and then you go and bitch because i stabbed him in my back. but... due to your OFFENSIVE spam i never left my base without taking damage. that is why i had to backstab him.
in ending... once again LONG LIVE ip! and again... bK spies OWN hlhs :)
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why is goku still alive?
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
Sui, why would we add more D if we were losing? Please just think before you type.
"quit life", "you are a faggot", ...if there was a contest for most original person, you'd win.
Enough with the 'first match back crap', as if you take a couple weeks off or even months you suddenly forget how to play...tfc is like riding a bike.
If someone laughing at someone who died of cancer is the funniest thing you've ever read, you must be the most boring person in the world.
you feed off flames? not much to say about that except, aww...thats sad...TFC is a game...its fake...not real...fake.
Please stand up, walk to your front door, and look in the sky to see the big ball producing light called the sun.
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Negley97
205.238.193.132 |
I applaud your 5th grade gammer Sui. I have been dedicating my free time to learning how to spam. I plan on teaching everyone I know in TFC about how to spam the ip way because thats the way to spam. And I am correct in my terminology for "turtling". It was a term used back in the quake team fortress days and only said when the clan had a lead and decided to stack their d as protection.
I'd also like to know exactly when it was that we in ip's terms "turtled" because for the life of me I can't recall ever a time that we had more than 4 on Defense.
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BoSlim
192.80.61.180 |
You're right Neg we didn't, and our last 2 posts made sui look real stupid, so if and when he does post again, I'm sure we can expect it to be twice as immature and not well thought out as his other posts...just wait for it, it will come, he can't resist. Cmon now Sui...say something that makes you look 13 again...you know you can't hold back from talking shit online cause you are just that badass, right buddy?
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
i've already claimed this thread to be dead. why are you guys still posting here?
and leave sui alone. hes handicapped and you shouldn't pick on the handicapped. oh...nevermind... i forgot the handicapped are teh only people that can make you look smart :(
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Negley97
205.238.193.132 |
Obviously this thread is not dead, or people just don't like to listen to you. I didn't realize sui was handicapped, sorry sui :)
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psi
24.159.18.71 |
You're right. People don't like having the ugly truth thrown into their face. But thats what makes some clans hypocrits and others "assholes".
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omega
206.15.108.43 |
this clan isn't worthy of a 100 reply writeup
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Rorippa
69.139.133.96 |
they stop pushing the post count faggot....oh wait....damn!
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NERDS
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Negley97
69.242.85.84 |
Damn, why did they stop pushing the post count? And to think this is post #95. I wonder what the record is?
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5 more coments
68.34.20.115 |
lets get 100 comments
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you suck
68.34.20.115 |
most comments ever on a bronze match
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3 more comments
68.34.20.115 |
woot
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blah
68.34.20.115 |
blah
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blah
68.34.20.115 |
ip blah blah
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100th comment
68.34.20.115 |
wewet
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sik
68.195.220.44 |
pfm vs ip lol!
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Negley97
69.242.85.84 |
w00t! We broke 100 :) My work here is done.
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coco
69.61.184.140 |
"fXp over ip
GG ip.
Nothing to say about the match, it was 6 vs 9 then 7 vs 9 when ip.Mak joined. Not fun for either side I'd wager."
not to say that we haven't had big losses. our offense was getting shut out like twice a week for a little while, but our d usually kept it from getting THAT ugly.
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fucking nerd burgers
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my life revolves around a nerd game wonder if that makes me a nerd?
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Voltio
63.245.34.127 |
GJ ip. nice writeup keep it up everythime :)
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ip.SuicidalMain
iac`bK 24.58.53.172 |
thanks psi... i kno i'm handicapped... u didn't have to let them kno. :)
but enough with this flame shit, i'm sick of hlhs. i'm done wasting my time and replying. so this is it. over and out.
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BoSlim
68.239.45.30 |
and everyone is sick of you.
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mexi
66.41.196.71 |
>I< don't even like suicidal maniac, for real. He's a total fucking faggot who lies about being a pimp because he wants to be e-cool, and his picture shows the whitest piece of wanna-be-black trash I've ever seen.
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sui
24.58.53.172 |
mexi... stfu... just cuz u don't get 1/2 the fuckin pussy i get doesn't mean u should b jealous... u think i PRETEND to b a pimp... u wanna fuckin kno the truth and find out that i'm right and that i've slept with more bitches in 2 years than u have in ur life... find fuckin stabtwistpull in #spy and ask him... he'll inform u bout just how big of a pimp i am...
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BoSlim
68.239.45.30 |
I think you pretend to be a pimp, just like you are pretending now to be tough. Yay for the internet!
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omega
206.15.108.66 |
you fuck female dogs?
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wow
i love my clan
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