Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-12-30 | TFL 2a | AFM | Alcoholic Fragging Machine | 201.57 +3.37 |
t3 | The Triad Opium Den | 91.56 -3.37 |
110-50  20-20 | Redgiant Redgiant |
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Writeup:
AFM over t3
I hope you don't find this writeup offensive, since it is not meant to be. I just thought the comments were a little funny. I'm not sure what to title this writeup, but since it was fraught with the usual e-drama, I've narrowed it down to Guiding rocket, As the Grenade Explodes, and Days of our TFC Lives. Travis (neuri) lives for the drama. Well, we finally got out of that wretched 3A division. I think some of us were severely disappointed because we couldn't act like jackasses to KoB/SIN among other select 3A clans that we've had problems with in the past. We didn't mean to go +7 or whatever it is that we went. It was an unexpected accident that caused us to move up. Anyway, we had to deal with it.
So we had the chance to play t3, a relatively new clan that has several established TFC players amidst it. We weren't sure what to expect, but we took it like we take everything: a tall glass of hard liquor followed by a shot of apathy (craig sudiphed adams style).
t3 wanted to use two unrostered players and asked that we take off ringerfree. I was unwilling to do so and I relayed that to kappa. The threat of not playing at all however changed my stance. I allowed them to use their player and since one of our players (Sutterkane) dropped I asked to use an unrostered player as well. So, Neuri made his triumphant return to TFC under the wing of the machine.
Just for the record, Innoko was very convincing:
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> SUCK MY DICK
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> fucking faggot
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> fuck yo
[22:17] <[AFM]KapPa> er ok.
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> you guys are pieces of shit
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> with no sportsmanship
[22:17] <Innoko[t3]> you guys wont even let a clan full of old tfc'ers
[22:18] <Innoko[t3]> play
[22:18] <Innoko[t3]> fuck you
[22:18] <[AFM]KapPa> uh yeah. old tfc'ers that just recruited 2 people and couldn't figure out how to get them on a roster.
[22:19] <Innoko[t3]> do you have a dick in your ass
[22:19] <Innoko[t3]> take your forfeit
[22:19] <Innoko[t3]> like a bitch
Right, so it took a while before they fully realized that we were willing to play. After that, things were swell...for a little bit.
We opted to use an unconventional style of play (i.e. a D sniper up top), and I don't think t3 enjoyed AFM's brand of unusual drunken fragging.
Round 1: We asked wraithforger to spec just to ensure that nothing went wrong. He gladly obliged. We started off strong, getting touches and caps, while t3 is unable to really penetrate the AFM D. We start to pull away, but t3 shows that they've got some fight left in them. Neuri is a machine and we manage to hold things down. AFM pulled away and the round ended 11-5 in favor of AFM.
Recess: nothing happens, they don't talk to us, we head into their server for round2.
Round 2: This round was a little different than the first. It was a low scoring round, and I think we used 6 D for a large portion of it (I'm not sure, all I remember is tom ([afm]evo] cleaning up my shit when I died. Anyway, things get out of hand, mm1 comments were exchanged (mostly from their side I believe, but I had some members of our O muted so I can't be sure). Abiding by TFL rules, our O decided to potshot and kill their O. I didn't have too much of a problem with it since I suck and they were just easing my burden. The round ended 2-2.
Final score: 13-7 (AFM)
AFM O: jyplex, marks, mastaflex, tom
AFM D: neuri, kappa, praxis, NK, unfor
GG guys. I had fun.
Well, t3 did not enjoy the match. I tried to convince them that we did not purposely play lame, but they weren't convinced. Here are some funny post-match comments (there was more I think, but I didn't care enough to include it):
-21:59:20- (@Melt[t3]) unfor let his team play like douche bags
-21:59:28- (@Innoko[t3]) kappa
-21:59:29- (@Innoko[t3]) is the fag
-22:00:26- (@Melt[t3]) my god are you guys trying to be CNBL
-22:00:45- (@macgyver[t3]) the swinging engy/spamming demo/potshotting o/sniper were pretty gay i must say
-22:00:58- (+[AFM]Unfor) we're not trying to be anyone here
-22:01:01- (+[AFM]Unfor) we just go with the flow
-22:01:14- (+[AFM]Unfor) tonight the flow led us along the path of what might be construed as lame
-22:01:15- (@macgyver[t3]) flow = must win any way possible?
-22:01:22- (@Melt[t3]) and why is it other poeple who asked who we played said oh prepare they will play gay
-22:01:28- (@macgyver[t3]) ive played afm before, and its always the same lol
-22:01:55- (@macgyver[t3]) sad strats that take no skill
-22:01:56- (@Melt[t3]) you guys play gay
-22:05:21- (@macgyver[t3]) nk was horrible anyway lol
-22:07:20- (@Innoko[t3]) 6 d
-22:07:22- (@Innoko[t3]) o chasing
-22:07:24- (@Innoko[t3]) it was fun
-22:07:25- (@Innoko[t3]) i was soldier
-22:07:28- (@Innoko[t3]) so i killed mastaflex
-22:07:32- (@Innoko[t3]) like 5 times in a row
-22:09:32- (@Innoko[t3]) afm makes me sick
-22:09:38- (@Innoko[t3]) you guys make people want to quit tfc... even though we wont
-22:09:41- (@Innoko[t3]) but you realize tfc is about to die?
-22:09:45- (@Innoko[t3]) why the fuck not play straight up?
-22:09:54- (@macgyver[t3]) lol true, afm makes tfc no fun *sadface*
-22:10:18- (@macgyver[t3]) its more fun to play normal, and have better competition
-22:10:28- (@Redman^[t3]) just ask for a bye when you have to play afm..simple :}
Once again, GG.
- [AFM]Unfor
Comments
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enNKay
68.170.49.211 |
http://regiment.gaming-tv.com/afm/t3_redgiant_rd1/
hey macgyver ... i want you to look at how many times I killed you. I also want you to look at how many times my gun didnt kill you, but I actually killed you. Something to the tune of 12 times I killed you to my SGs 5. Yea, im horrible. Try not sucking next time. Hopefully well see you on tissuebox_l so you can cry and the map will soak it up faggots.
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MasterJeff
64.166.166.168 |
lol, nk made me laught for the 1st time in a long time with that one.
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macgyver
65.26.251.234 |
wow, a whole 12 times? thats damn right incredible, you should be nominated for tfc's best engineer award. I'll be sure to cast my vote once it's time.
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enNKay
68.170.49.211 |
Im not claiming to be incredible, but let me not one thing:
If Im "horrible" as you stated, and I killed you manually more than my SG did, on a night that I didnt even want to play let alone play engineer, what does that make you? Oh wait, you came from AGT. I think we all know the answer to that question.
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AntioK The Noble
68.81.25.244 |
what a shame your all still arguing about an entertaining video game that is so far past its prime, just enjoy the game and have fun like AFM used to, idiots.
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Fusion
68.13.28.32 |
we still do have fun antiok
i was hoping for more posts than this. usually when we wipe the floor with a clan that thinks they are elite they get REALLY pissed. these guys just kept it to changing their topic in IRC.
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Asimo
24.21.245.13 |
ROFLz [AFM] kills TFC ROFL
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macgyver
65.26.251.234 |
mmmk nk, you suck, and thats the end of it. as for me sucking, thats impossible...i rule you. and wow, the AGT shot was real original. tsk tsk, i thought you would have had some better material, weak.
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sudiphed
208.27.203.126 |
Brings a tear to my eye, sounds like a fun match. Damn the man making me work late on thursday.
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devine
67.182.178.92 |
rofl nk
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Innoko
24.5.75.139 |
NK... you sure are good playing engineer on a defense with 5 others, not including yourself. You really are. Keep on posting your stories on catacombs since no one else in the REAL world will pay attention to your sad sorry ass. Why havent you taken a knife to your wrists yet?
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Innoko
68.170.49.211 |
HEY GUYS. IM AN ASSHAT. I CRY WHEN YOU DONT GIVE US RINGERS, I CRY WHEN YOU BEAT US WITH OUR RINGERS. I CRY ALL DAY BECAUSE IM A LITTLE NIGGERBABY. I LIKE TO FELATE OTHER MEN WHILE MY ASS IS GETTING SODOMIZED BY A GOAT. ITS TOO BAD I AM A ZIT COVERED FUCK ... BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COME FROM ZT. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THIS GAME, BUT IM STILL HERE, PRETNEDING ITS 1999 AND ANYONE STILL CARES ABOUT THIS GAME. WELL GUYS, TIME TO GIVE MY HOURLY BLOWJOB.
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Curse
68.18.42.135 |
sudiphed is the maaaaaaaaan
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sudiphed
208.27.203.126 |
omgz hi curse. You should come idle in #afmpriv.. even though I'm not on irc much anymore.
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