Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-01-27 | TFL 1a | AFM | Alcoholic Fragging Machine | 204.67 +5.96 |
r | resurgam | 192.56 -5.96 |
120-50 150-30 | Epicenter Epicenter |
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Writeup:
AFM over r
So, I was like out doing stuff right (because I'm really cool and I party alot). Anyway, I got back and I join my beloved clan's public channel and I see this in response to our topic:
-19:00:11- ?------------------------------------------- ----- --- -- -- -- - -
-19:00:11- ???? Now talking in? (#clanafm)
-19:00:11- ?------------------------------------------- ----- --- -- -- -- - -
-19:00:11- ???? Topic? (|NGW|Prez causes AFM to disband. gg tfc. please stop idling here)
19:00:43- ???? Join? (afmarecocksuckers) (Ming_Yunn@Destiny.user.gamesurge)
-19:00:44- ???? Mode? (ChanServ) sets (+v afmarecocksuckers)
-19:00:45- (+afmarecocksuckers) the faggots of tfc... stay dead
-19:00:48- ???? Part? (afmarecocksuckers) (Ming_Yunn@Destiny.user.gamesurge)
Rahx had these words of insight:
-19:01:37- (@RahX) man this is great
-19:01:46- (@RahX) tfc would have died a long time ago w/out afm
-19:02:02- (@RahX) you guys bust out the stick and stir up the shit every time
Well, we would die but our overwhelming motivation is that so many dislike us and well, we just don't think we could disappoint out loving fans.
Anyway, it's cool when people have a nick like: -20:08:00- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) hi
Yeah, we're the real fags. Anyway, prior to the match, I think some people from AFM did some shit-talking or something. I don't know, someone always does and it's usually NK or Fusion, so I just hope that we don't suck enough to pull out a win so we don't end up looking retarded later. AFM's honor must be preserved at all costs - that is the will I inherited from AFM's previous leaders. The circle must go unbroken. - [AFM]JoseyWales
Anyway, we start warming up on epicenter at like 8:50 EST because everyone is retarded and doesn't know what the fuck to do. So by the power vested in me by the elders (i.e. Kappa, JoseyWales, Fredbear the douche), I humbly organized a strategy involving two engineers. By organize, what I really mean is that I orderd angel to come up with a strat since he bragged about beating Nx and TDA or something on this map when he was in one of his shitty clans (RA i think?). This strategy involved angel and sutterkane playing classes where they weren't completely useless (i.e. engineer). Angel yielded his golden spanner of doom for the first time in months and he was spectacular.
Round 1: We wait for resurgam to get into our server and we ask trent to do his impression for us and he obliged. What a nice guy that trent is; despite the fact that most of us are douchebags on the cats, we managed to keep the match relatively clean. Anyway, they get the first cap and I start yelling even though it was my fault for not killing the flag carrier, but I'd rather just blame Fusion because it's easier. Anyway, we trade 1-2 caps and then our D starts to lock down while our O starts capping. I'd like to give a shoutout to Asimo who called the flag everytime it came up top making my job a lot easier. I think he also killed their flag carriers a few times, whatever. Asimo is great. Anyway, we win round 1: 12-5
Round 2: it starts out, i think they got the first cap again. uhm i dont know what happened round 2 because i lagged out. i came back in but they were fags and wouldnt let me win. i really wanted resurgam to win so that I could say hah, looks like you lose without me faggots but we ended up winning 15-3 so I guess we play better when I'm not there which (to be honest) is a little disheartening. Round ends
aftermath:
uh, i think resurgam should understand that there are no hard feelings and that if we call you a faggot or tell you to shut the fuck up, we're really just saying hi, how are you doing?
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
21:46:11- (+r|I_Raped_AFMs_daughters) i dont care i feel like i million bucks i just got some teenage ass
lol
AFM O: jyplex asimo mastaflex senor
AFM D: unfor fusion neuri angel sutterkane nk blackout
Final score: 27-8
GG resurgam.
we play you on monday and we'll probably lose because we won't have angel to carry us.
Comments
January 28, 2005, 12:54 pm |
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gg r
i didnt talk shit till after the match when i noticed the r|i_cant_even_get_sex_unless_I_rape_something. i saw him change his nick and i was like "yeah you should probably change your nick since you didn't rape anything.
i mean a 19 cap win over a clan that qem ranked one spot higher than us on this very site? then you become the one getting raped.
whatever, the match was clean and fun. we won because mastaflex is amazing at capping quickly. neither d was phenominal, mf just capped quicker than either of their guilded scouts.
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January 28, 2005, 2:34 pm |
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LELWLWLL GOOD JUAN
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January 28, 2005, 4:35 pm |
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Apparently, I wallhack. Ill submit the demos when I get some time, but Im pretty sure this was one of the worst matches I played. But WhiteFox is just bitter he got raped and -Rf- didnt pull through for him. Well, see ya later.
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January 28, 2005, 6:34 pm |
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And we'll probably get raped on monday which will make this all even more hilarious LOZL
GG!
PS. GIVE ME LINK FOR RD2 LOGS DAMMIT :(
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January 28, 2005, 7:04 pm |
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NK wallhack... what the fuck... whitefox how is your _special2 doing for yah?
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