Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-02-17 | TFL 2a | THOA | The Horsemen of Apocalypse | 129.67 +3.28 |
SIN | Strages in Nomine | 87.82 -3.28 |
140-140  190-20 | Mulch_Trench Mulch_Trench |
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Writeup:
THOA over SIN
Well where to begin on this crazy night of tfc...
We started off at 8 oclock with 7 guys practicing sec_r. We got 8 guys by about 8:30, so we were set. So 9:05 rolls around, we have the server info and we are waiting for the config to change.
[21:05] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> ... they are practicing mulch_trench
[21:05] <britney> god damnit
[21:05] <britney> rofl
[21:05] <vatt> lol
[21:05] <Gump> hey sucky hows things
[21:05] <britney> no wonder they are shitty
[21:05] <britney> fuckign idiots
[21:05] <britney> im gonna yell at them
[21:05] <Jackal-3i-> rofl
[21:06] <ze`krack> the map is trencg
[21:06] <ze`krack> the map is trencg
[21:06] <ze`krack> the map is trencg
[21:06] <ze`krack> trench
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> lol what?
[21:06] <ze`krack> not sec_r
[21:06] <ze`krack> we're playing trench
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> are you sure?
[21:06] <britney> and we never let him play
[21:06] <britney> lol
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> LOL
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> are u kidding me?
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> wtf?
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> are you fucking serious
[21:06] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> ?!
[21:06] <ze`krack> yea
[21:06] <ze`krack> its trench
[21:06] <ze`krack> lol
[21:06] <britney> wow
[21:06] <britney> these guys
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> HahahahAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[21:06] <britney> are fuckign idiots
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> WOW
[21:06] <ze`krack> www.tfleague.com
[21:06] <britney> im so down for trench though
[21:06] <britney> wait
[21:06] <britney> tonights map is mulch trench?
[21:06] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> well i know where im playing
[21:06] <britney> ROFL
[21:06] <britney> ROFL
[21:06] <britney> ROFL
[21:06] <britney> ROFL
[21:06] <britney> ROFL
[21:06] <ze`krack> yea
[21:06] <britney> no way
[21:06] <britney> ROFLLL
[21:06] <ze`krack> haha
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> rofl, the map IS trech
[21:06] <Jackal-3i-> WOW
[21:06] <britney> omg
[21:06] <britney> im laughoing so hard
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> wow i suck
[21:06] <britney> ROFLFLFOFLF
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> wow i suck
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> wow i suck
[21:06] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> wow i suck
[21:06] <suck17trabek> who the fuck made us practice security_r
[21:06] <britney> omg
[21:06] <ze`krack> fg
[21:06] <britney> this is so funny
[21:06] <britney> IM FF SOLDIER
[21:07] <Jackal-3i-> im loling so hard right now
[21:07] <Jackal-3i-> wow
[21:07] <britney> soldier ff
[21:07] <britney> hw outside
[21:07] <britney> no u all shhj
[21:07] <Jackal-3i-> i wish i was on vent
[21:07] <britney> thats the strat
[21:07] <Jackal-3i-> im lauhging so hard
[21:07] <britney> this is fucking amazing guys
[21:07] <britney> the most amazing thing of my week
[21:07] <britney> by far
[21:09] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> we didnt even practice
[21:09] <Jackal-3i-> i need those 5 min
[21:09] <vatt> i dont have all fucking night
[21:09] <Jackal-3i-> to stop laughing
[21:09] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> lol
[21:09] <Jackal-3i-> i hope we win
[21:10] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> jesus thats funny
[21:10] <Jackal-3i-> purely for the writeup
[21:10] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> we practiced the wrong map
[21:10] <ze`krack> lol i liked how we practiced the wrong map for an hour
So yea, fg?s a moron but it makes for good times. We pile into SIN?s server and make up a strat in PM. Vatt and sucky helped us out by playing for the first time in a long time. Both clans got going and caps were basically traded back and forth for the whole round. Round ends tied 140-140. Sucky and vatt both gotta run, so pablo and legion show up. We swap nameless onto O and have legion take engy. Random banter:
[21:58] <Pablo999> whats score btw?
[21:58] <suck17trabek> ofcourse
[21:58] <suck17trabek> 14-14 tie
[21:58] <Pablo999> ooooo
[21:58] <Pablo999> sexy
[21:58] <Pablo999> high scoring...
[21:58] <Pablo999> very high
[21:58] <Pablo999> wtf
[21:58] * suck17trabek has quit IRC (Quit )
[21:58] <Pablo999> thats like twice my last match score
[21:58] <Pablo999> in 1 rnd
[21:59] <Jackal-3i-> they are shitty D
[21:59] <Jackal-3i-> and apparently so do we
[21:59] <Jackal-3i-> :P
[21:59] <Pablo999> rofl
[21:59] <Pablo999> all sex's fault
[21:59] <Pablo999> he just cant D like he can OvO
[21:59] <Jackal-3i-> well all the more proof our O carries us
[22:01] <Pablo999> downloadin map, brt
We all get into our server for round 2 and we get started. I dunno if it was the roster changes that made all the difference or whether we were just more warmed up round2, but things just went our way. Our O just started running away with it and our D closed up tighter than an 11 year old virgin. SIN went 6 D at one time I think, but our O just kept rolling on. Major props to both the O and the D for playing an A game tonight. Midway through the match, we had a 10th player join the match. All of sudden my speakers start blasting ?I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, I LIKE TO...MOVE IT!!!!!? Our cheerleader kuja had joined to see if we needed him, and to give us a moral boost! In between fits of laughter we told him to drop cause we were full. We practically had to stop playing to recover from the hilarity. Round ended 190-20
After-match irc madness:
[22:37] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> Fg, tell the whole clan to go on an O run
[22:38] <Jackal-3i-> rofl
[22:38] <kuja> rofl
[22:38] <britney> IM A MASTERMIND OF TFC
22:38] <Legion-T-> i emped the dogfuck outt of their respwn and the demo hiding there
[22:38] <Gump> ynice turn around D
[22:38] <Jackal-3i-> gfg D
[22:38] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> lol
[22:38] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> btw kuja
[22:38] <Jackal-3i-> kuja
[22:38] <FinalGambit|THOA|-> ive nev3er laughed so hard in my life
[22:38] <Jackal-3i-> u made the match
[22:38] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> lol
[22:38] <Jackal-3i-> i had to stop playing
[22:38] <Legion-T-> that was hella offensive rapeage, and hearing our flag return so many times on mulch trench was astounding
[22:38] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> ROFL
[22:39] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> KUJA MVP AND HE DIDNT PLAY
[22:39] <Gump> Kuja move it move it
[22:40] <britney> sex4beer is the best?
[22:40] <britney> anyone
[22:40] <zeus> mulch
[22:40] <britney> anyone
[22:40] <britney> thx
[22:40] <dR|Nameless|THOA|-dVa_pSu> GOD I MISSED BEING OFFENSE
[22:40] <Legion-T-> my emping sex4 thru the floor was the best
So yea, that was the funniest night of tfc i?ve had in a while. VGG SIN, im sure we?ll see you guys again before too long. Hopefully we know what the map is next time :P
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wow, sry for butchering that writeup. without the names it kinda takes something away from it.
Favorite part:
all sex4beer
[21:06] wow
[21:06] these guys
[21:06] are fuckign idiots
[21:06] im so down for trench though
[21:06] wait
[21:06] tonights map is mulch trench?
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hahahahhahahhahah omg i laughed real hard
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<-- said moron apologized. i still like to move it move it
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gg m8s
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gg SIN. its too bad i didnt get to play; it looks like i missed a good game
bg fg, gg sex4ovo
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Freakin hilarious reading. If this shit didn't happen all the time (guys not knowing the map they play that night and practice the WRONG one) I would say 'bullshit' to the writeup. However, I have seen this happen more than once...... I Laugh everytime I read this. One of the most succint writeups that i have seen in a long time. Explains the whole match perfectly.
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