Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-03-07 | STA Copper | ED | Elemental Dragon | -9.13 +1.00 |
30+-1 | 30+ Team 1 | -29.36 -0.27 |
5-5 7-2 | Run Run |
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Writeup:
ED over 30+-1
Well, Monday night, Friday night for some of us looooosers that don't actually have a Friday night. So we replace Mondays with Fridays, and on Fridays we pretend that it isMonday.
So, tonight we had the pleasure of playing our friends over at 30+, and I know that this was the battle of the TiTans, and all of the internet sports world was watching, praying that one team would prevail, and not keep all of the internet spectators waiting for an over time match.
Round 1: 30+ and ED meet in a server, we talk all friendly in PM, pretending that we are long lost war buddies, and once the curtain falls, both teams are like rabid gerbils on a chunk of moldy cheese, grabbing the flag, killing all in sight, even if it meant sacrificing one of your own (like totally true statement, more TKn' than regular killin')... Bang crunch, crack, snap...5-5 tie...whoa wtf
Round 2: Tempers flare, 30+ comes into ED's irc and tell us that they have made a fresh jug of lemonade and that if we wanted some, we would have to come and get it. Well, Crimmy and UsTeD will not have any part of that crap. When they want lemonade, they will grab their bags, conc over and fill their canteens, even if it meant a 3 hour cammel ride on a bus. So who wa going to shingle the roof....Levi, I think knot. Lunchbucket said he would ring for Bomber cause he was busy "doing Admin stuff (scared out of his crotchless panties)" I said to myself, GDAMN 30+ better not pull out the Perfect player hax and feed Psychoprentt pancakes with his rubber spoon again. So UsTeD and NiTrogen started having kinky race car games on the bridge watching the goldfish go buy under the big runny water thingy. The smoke was so thick I could barely see my Monitor, Nitro shooting me, stabbing...wait wait wait, im on your team...oh whoa, do you like marshmellows? Peanuts are kinda weir!
d, if you stick them in your ear, with cream of wheat of coarse, they swell, and can cause large amounts of gasoline pressue in the tank. In the tank, 30+ piled all of their wall-nuts, with no squirrel mind you, and that was thier demise. The meds kikd in, the wheelchair tires went flat as an eggo in the end ED-7 30+-2.
GG to 30+.
Comments
March 11, 2005, 5:56 am |
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im the worst soldier in copper
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