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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-06-20 STA Bronze VOO The VooDoo Clan 106.53 
 +8.39
nLv No Longer Valid 92.55 
 -5.92
201-96 
105-171
Scrummage
Scrummage
Title

Writeup:

VOO over nLv

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Losi is a pussie. And PrinceValiant is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!



Comments

Old June 21, 2005, 11:51 am
you failed to mention how VOO won rd1, but then rage got back in town and we almost came back except for your stupid scrum in rd2 :[ i'm awesome, btw. gg anyways, wish i coulda seen rd1, gl next week
 
Old June 21, 2005, 1:51 pm
best write up ever
 
Old June 21, 2005, 4:11 pm
JMH

Our start to round 2 was just... eek!
 
Old June 21, 2005, 9:16 pm
i got to watch prematch in hltv
 


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