Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-06-20 | STA Bronze | VOO | The VooDoo Clan | 106.53 +8.39 |
nLv | No Longer Valid | 92.55 -5.92 |
201-96  105-171 | Scrummage Scrummage |
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Writeup:
VOO over nLv
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Losi is a pussie. And PrinceValiant is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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you failed to mention how VOO won rd1, but then rage got back in town and we almost came back except for your stupid scrum in rd2 :[ i'm awesome, btw.
gg anyways, wish i coulda seen rd1, gl next week
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best write up ever
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Our start to round 2 was just... eek!
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i got to watch prematch in hltv
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