Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-08-01 | STA Bronze | nLv | No Longer Valid | 104.27 +3.35 |
KoB | Krazy old Bastards | 90.83 -3.35 |
0-0 90-50 | Prodigal_r Prodigal_r |
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Writeup:
nLv over KoB
KoB dropped down to Bronze this week, after having lost 2 straight in Silver. I'm not sure why they were allowed to drop, unless there's something I don't know about.... anyways...
We have something like 6 people here with about 5 minutes left until match-time. It's about that time that we decide to make a strat. Suddenly everyone and their mother shows up and we have something like 13 instead.
After much bickering, we sit some people. sug offers to bench himself since he has better things to do like play with his bowflex. Sid shows up 30 seconds before matchtime and demands to play both rounds like a fgt.
Meanwhile, I'm awesome, and my newly bought pheromones are attracting all sorts of potential love interests.
Round 1
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We head into KoB's server for rd1. EVeryone is spamming the respawn, so we all assume that the 130+ pings are a result of server load. The spam stops, but the high pings persist. So we deal with it.
There's nothing good I can say about this round, except that I wrenched highos up top when I was O engy'ing.
The round started and nLv made the first couple of pulls. I think we all got a pull at one point early on in the round. I would get in as spy, or sid would have some totally fluke-ish burst of luck, and somehow find himself atop their flag pedestal.
Anyways... all of the flags return. We never pull one past their FR into their "lobby" area, and the majority of the round is spent battling it out with their HW and Sol up top.
KoB makes a few pulls later on in the round, but no one comes out with any flags. equinox, although having been with us for several weeks now, played his first match with us tonight, and did a great job as the top sol. Had a few people playing spots they didn't want to play, so kudos on the good round.
A very uninteresting rd1.
Rd1 Offense: me, sid, whore, fru
Rd1 Defense: ied, sponge, equ, nardy, ber
Rd1 Score: 0-0 tie!
Round 2
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So now we're back in IRC, still with a good number of extra players. Sid's faggotry is unrivaled tonight, as he demands to play both rounds, at the cost of sug's heterosexuality.
Having invested so much time getting the lineups (and putting up with sid), I decided it was only fair that I play both rounds, and continue to reign over this clan with an iron first.
So after some bickering, Whore volunteers to sit so that Sug may play. Sid stabs sug in the back and won't even sit for him.
It's about this time that we find that KoB only has 8 for rd2, not including an unrostered old-timer of theirs. Rather than deal with unrostered players, we opt to just play 8v8 rd2 on Congestus.
I don't think either team had much fun in rd1, it was so boring. Rd2 was bound to be more interesting.
So we head in...
After much talk i nthe server, we decide on congestus and finally rd2 gets started. nLv comes out on top and holds a 2+ cap lead for the entire round.
Sug steals a million caps from everyone, and laughs at us, while he takes a proverbial shit on my face. Finally, he gets his come uppance, and someone steals one from him (which he had stolen from sid). He gets mad and leaves the game.
I am flabbergasted for about 13 seconds, before sid's faggotry grabs my attention again. A few minutes later we get Whore to join in sug's place; still holding on to our lead.
Sug joins inferno, and we rejoice (until he tells us it was a joke!). If you ever whore nLv, you had better take sid with you (after I get my sign, of course). And you'd better whore us for a good clan like 2bH...er... OK, ONWARD!
So we have our full 8 again, and there is much spamming and much nonsense, but regardless of the outcome, it was a much better round. Highos evens the score and cb's me, and I become slightly more dead on the inside.
nLv comes out on top in the end, in a fun round.
Of course, I must wonder... with Sid still on our roster... how could I possibly consider our current standing "on top" :
Alas, I've rekindled my love affair with Sug, and have fueled the flames of my hatred for Sid. All is right in the world again.
Rd2 Offense: whore/sug, fru, me, fag-o-lantern
Rd2 Defense: ied, ber, nardy, sponge
Rd2 Score: 90-50 nLv!
Final
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Sid can suck monkey nuts. He's like, best friends in the whole wide world with Sug, and he forced him to sit so that he could play. Sug even got him this friendship bracelent with 1 half of a heart on it. Sug has the other half. Whenever they're together, sug feels like he's a WHOLE PERSON again. And then sid treats him this way.
I wish there were a way I could talk to him about it. I hate how he treats him sometimes. I just.... I feel so helpless in the scope of things. I wish I could just !clvl him down a notch or two on the RL ladder, and make him realize what a beautiful, friendly, cheerful, smart, and downright-ripped personality he's missing out on, when he treats sug the way he does...
sigh...
Final Score: 90-50 nLv!
gg KoB!
- |nLv|Mr_Rage`H - /// lemur4
