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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-08-29 STA Silver AFM Alcoholic Fragging Machine 145.42 
 +3.96
THOA The Horsemen of Apocalypse 114.28 
 -3.96
50-40 
320-60
Torch2
Torch2
Regular

Writeup:

AFM over THOA

Torch2. It always begins on torch2. Torch2 was the map when the infamous words: 'plains of 9/11' were muttered. Last year, it began on a fateful torch2 match when [AFM]Unfor entered his first AFM match, leading a struggling team (nading everything that showed signs of motion) to victory against NULL. Comments, racial slurs, were exchanged (mostly by unfor)- the epic match resulted in an 8 week suspension that eventually was reduced. Tonight, AFM returned to the TFC scene on the same map under similar circumstances. New faces stood adjunct to a few old familiar few and breathed life back into the machine.

THOA seemed to be reasonable when I played for them over a year ago. I'm not quite sure what happened but apparently, they've made some poor choices on selecting members.

Round 1: We have no server so we ask THOA to use theirs. They kindly accept, or so it seemed. Unfortunately, their server was located on Jupiter, so most of our team had relatively high pings (in comparison to theirs). Upon asking for a server change (as erl mentioned abruptly 'i have a server' in iRC), a few select imbeciles said some unnecessary things and we were denied. After trying to talk to STA and being turned, alt-tabbing back into the server ensued as the round had become live. AFM started off with the early cap somehow and took an early lead. THOA gained the lead, only to have AFM reclaim it at the end of the round. AFM 50-40.

Intermission: Didn't even want to talk to them after the round 1 fiasco, so I exchanged server info. I think i also got banned from their channel at this point so ricky could look cool in front of his internet friends!

Round 2: We acquire Erl's server (located on Earth!). Subs were made asimo in for me/vbus, and jabroni in for daemon on O. Erl came in for Junsei at HW, and Junsei took the place of a lagging sudiphed. Things were significantly different from round 1. To put it bluntly, we capped...alot. Asimo had a final score of 255 (gg mastaflex jr). Not really sure what happened this round since i was sitting around in IRC, but according to the guys who played, 'thoa got wrecked,'as we managed to cap 32 times in the round. I think a few THOA players dropped- not sure, wasn't really paying attention. AFM 320-60.

Apparently, THOA didn't get the memo. AFM invented the term 'asshole.' Anyone else is a 'wannabe.' Didn't think kids like griffin/sex4beer/whoever (don't even know some of them) would act like hardasses against us. However, AFM acted pretty civil despite THOA's behavior- which is surprising for us all. But we have the mentality: 'this is the internet. fuck you. get over it .' AFM doesn't care if it wins or lose, but it does enjoy exacting it's own vigilante justice- smiting the wicked. We managed to beat you on your laggy server when you had a distinct ping advantage which was far more satisfying for some of us than beating you by a gazillion caps round 2.

I'll be blunt. King Nada is great- he's wrecked me far too many times when he was in tmp and when I was in tM. That being said, he is your best player and you'll never see him be an asshole. Take it from me- being assholes just doesn't work out for you. Please don't give me that 'haha we don't care' bullshit, because, well, that's our excuse. Next time, play nice- otherwise, you may actually see first-hand what so many clans have complained about when they've played us.

Round 1: 50-40
Round 2: 320-60

AFM D: praxis, sudiphed, junsei, erlkoenig, SUTTERKANE-MVP, SAA
AFM O: asimo, jyplex &__&, jabroni, daemon, sani

AFM over THOA, 370-100. Enjoy the logs.


- [AFM]Unfor



Comments

Old August 30, 2005, 11:39 am
classic.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 12:19 pm
Thanks for helping us prove that the only reason we are dicks is because teams act like assholes to us first.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 2:25 pm
rofl shutup faggot thanks for helping prove that this games a bunch of fucking nerdy douchebags u won a team fortress classic battle!!!!
 
Old August 30, 2005, 2:26 pm
ps haha we dont care
 
Old August 30, 2005, 2:44 pm
our first match in around 6 months, half our team was retired or inactive during that period, yet we're "never go outside tfc nerds"
 
Old August 30, 2005, 3:01 pm
Wait, let me get this straight...because each team gets a round on their server, we're assholes? What else did we do besides play a round on our server which we're allowed to do? Also, your demoman started the OvO, and you guys were the ones crying your eyes out about the server. So, what exactly did we do or start? Oh yea, nothing, so nice fake writeup. Is it that hard in TFC these days for clans to just get along, play a match, and say GG afterwards. The difference in round scores was cause our demoman left, its that simple. The ping difference was 27 in the endgame screenshot, so keep thinking it was the ping that made it close.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 3:13 pm
i banned you after the match, cmon unfor :(
 
Old August 30, 2005, 3:24 pm
intestinal rape, sit down.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 3:33 pm
the ping difference was 27 because one player on your team was on dial up or something and pinged 2-300, throwing your average ping up a lot. Meanwhile, pretty much all of us were pinging very badly. and the rules do state you play a round at each team's server, but if it is mutually agreed then one server can be used for both rounds. You guys could've at least given our server a shot round 1 and seen if you liked it or not. Instead, you stuck us with "deal with it" and other such comments. So basically, instead of being decent guys and understanding that we were not connecting well to your server you told us to stick it up our asses because you knew you would have and needed an advantage.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 3:58 pm
lol u guys make me proud! FUCKING MISSED TORCH2 FUCK! Work is raping me!!!!! I would have been 500000000-10 if i was around. HEHE My lil asimo is all grown up now! hahahhah sexeh jyplex <3
 
Old August 30, 2005, 4:15 pm
Thats true Sut we did, but so did you, King Nada and Saa were both pinging 309 in the endgame ss. We had 4 people pinging over 100, you had 6. To me its not that big of a difference to need an admin to come check it out and request a new server, thats all I'm saying. Anyways, rd1 was a good game, rd2 we had to scramble together 9 who didn't fit the classes needed for Torch2 well, and look what happened. Oh well, its a game, I still had fun, and I'm sure you guys did to...the match is over, let us go in peace.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 4:29 pm
ION

internet threats make you look tough
 
Old August 30, 2005, 5:02 pm
i was afk for the last 12 minutes of r1... lol. GG tho: i think if me, fg, and jackal didn't have stuff to go do right after the match we wouldn't have insisted on just staying in the server and playing. i'm sorry if you guys thought we were just beign douches.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 5:05 pm
king nada is a really good fellow in my book, always has been.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 5:07 pm
Ur so lucky i wasn't there from the start, drinking and pussy > torch2, eitherway you're all Interweb winners in my eyes! HI SANI/JAB
 
Old August 30, 2005, 5:14 pm
actually king nada is probably the only player that wont ovo or play gay. rd2 was kinda free-for-all gg though
 
Old August 30, 2005, 5:52 pm
yea, sorry it went down the way it did. Bob, chris, and myself all had things to do right after rnd1 so we couldnt afford to waste any time switching servers. As you saw, t00l couldnt even make it through all of round 1. cya again soon im sure afm
 
Old August 30, 2005, 6:00 pm
Sucks that you have members willing to throw down the keyboard and leave in the middle of a match... Gg tho
 
Old August 30, 2005, 6:09 pm
hey lets write paragraphs cause no one reads them gj sutter rofl oh no someone left mid rd what are we gonna do havent played a match in months and thoa is still the best
 
Old August 30, 2005, 6:15 pm
letsrock was so high last night, i could tell you goddamn euro slut.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 6:46 pm
saa

had to lead hitscan and i'm still the best. match was fun looking back.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 6:49 pm
<[AFM]JoseyWales> I wouldn't skip a clan match for diana. I can get pussy anytime I want. AFM only plays TFC two nights a week. Rivalries used to make TFC in its prime. Now due to the current stance of leagues (everyone is equal/limit everything), they have all mostly all dissappeared. What if boston and new york high fived and hugged after every game? So I say to you gambit/s4b, fuck off.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 7:30 pm
So I say to you gambit/s4b, fuck off. what the hell, i didnt say anything yet lol i think we won this match, because our guys had fun. chris and mike hadda leave rnd 2, and I left and got drunk too, so I think us messin around rnd 2 was worth it :)
 
Old August 30, 2005, 7:33 pm
saa

i think we won this match, because scoreboard. and we had a shit ton of fun lawlz
 
Old August 30, 2005, 7:37 pm
s4b for "ps haha we don't care" you sure are posting alot here. just saying. gg boslim <3 ps who is the chick in your cats sig?
 
Old August 30, 2005, 7:42 pm
haha, just some random chick from some french weight loss website. GG Sutter :) and Praxis, sorry that for you, TFC > Life. We respect the fact that people have lives and oh well, shit happens, its a tfc match, not the end of the world.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 7:52 pm
oh fuck my throat hurts today from so much 'whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'ing
 
Old August 30, 2005, 8:09 pm
No need to cover for griffith boslim, it was pretty obvious that he left right after getting detted for an in-pot return. I'm sure he would appreciate it if you gave him some cuddle time to get his spirits back up you cumguzzling faggot.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 8:54 pm
s
 
Old August 30, 2005, 8:54 pm
a
 
Old August 30, 2005, 8:54 pm
n
 
Old August 30, 2005, 8:54 pm
i
 
Old August 30, 2005, 9:12 pm
THOA IS THE WORST CLAN EVER
 
Old August 30, 2005, 9:48 pm
im pretty sure my name is Griffith, not griffin. And the only cool person in AFM is sani. gg beating a sub-par THOA
 
Old August 30, 2005, 9:52 pm
and to Praxis, i left after i sniped for about 3-4 minutes.. so your theory is wrong. Sorry i couldn't stay and continue to play an online game with you guys
 
Old August 30, 2005, 10:06 pm
"cumguzzling faggot", oh my, the cleverness here is overwhelming!@!@! So yea, let me know when you graduate high school.
 
Old August 30, 2005, 10:31 pm
the combined iq of kf does not even come close to that of praxis, you dumb cunt. flames have turned more into embers. where have the p69s gone?
 
Old August 30, 2005, 10:48 pm
BOSLIM IS THE WORST CLANMEMBER EVER
 
Old August 30, 2005, 11:01 pm
"let me know when you graduate high school" Why, so you can stop masturbating to pics of me and actually ask me out on a date? No thanks queerbate.
 
Old August 31, 2005, 1:08 am
GAYWAD PRAXIS
 
Old August 31, 2005, 1:09 am
giant fags, all of you
 
Old August 31, 2005, 1:10 am
ad_

stop posting about what you did/do instead of play TFC...we're all nerds here, don't try to act otherwise
 
Old August 31, 2005, 1:17 am
HONESTLY EVERYONE STFU AND APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER AND SAY GG I AM NOT ASKING I AM TELLING! P.S Sutter likes men
 
Old August 31, 2005, 1:58 am
tyler likes giant cock inserted into his rectum and man mayo to drip off his lips.
 
Old August 31, 2005, 2:02 am
i give myself reach arounds
 
Old August 31, 2005, 2:43 am
I won gg -Rf-
 
Old August 31, 2005, 7:26 am
JMH

I like peanuts.
 
Old August 31, 2005, 5:09 pm
HAY GUYZ!!!
 
Old August 31, 2005, 8:05 pm
man im going through these other match comments from afm history and they are lollerful
 
Old August 31, 2005, 9:10 pm
50 comments
 
Old August 31, 2005, 10:55 pm
51
 
Old September 1, 2005, 2:01 am
5fuckmybutt2
 
Old September 1, 2005, 4:01 am
53X ME UP
 
Old September 1, 2005, 6:14 pm
sex is back, 54 comments! i see a connection
 
Old September 1, 2005, 6:19 pm
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Old September 1, 2005, 7:23 pm
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Old September 1, 2005, 7:24 pm
I gotta get the get the grand, gotta get within, gotta get more cream than wis-con-sin, honeyroom suite at the sher-i-dan, bath tub full of ex-pen-sive gin, lots of candles and vi-o-lins, bi-ki-nis made of di-a-monds, honeys beggin? me to break their hy-o-mens.
 
Old September 1, 2005, 7:43 pm
The airline has said wind shear likely forced the emergency landing and that the pilot's actions saved the lives of at least 58 people on board. But an aviation expert suggested pilot error was to blame. Officials will study both claims as they investigate the crash.
 
Old September 1, 2005, 9:00 pm
Japan quake injures at least 59 people 8/16/2005 10:10 AM
 
Old September 2, 2005, 4:36 am
guys why the fuck are u making a big deal about this... its AFM they dont fucking matter they are a waste of fucking oxygen in my opinion, no matter what reincarnation or what the fuck ever, they've always been fucking elitist faggot pricks that compete and low levels of play because they lose at the top level and cry and they will stay that way... good day
 
Old September 2, 2005, 5:11 am
before you AFM log floggers get the chance to nit pick at the fact that i used the word "and" in the place of "at" in the second to last line of my previous post... sorry why dont u all go and get a fucking job for microsoft being spell/grammar checkers
 
Old September 2, 2005, 5:32 am
1) Microsoft has software to do spell/grammar checking 2) We're pricks often, faggots sometimes, but elitist never 3) We only cry when we win lollerboy 4) You cared enough to be number 60 AND 61
 
Old September 2, 2005, 5:34 am
...and you spent 35 minutes spell checking your own fucking post ROFLGOTTHEKEYSTOMYBEEMA!!!!
 
Old September 2, 2005, 6:27 am
saa

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Old September 2, 2005, 1:50 pm
i think part of why you dislike us is because you were in thol, trebek. are we jerks? yes, but only to stupid little cunts like you.
 
Old September 2, 2005, 5:16 pm
GUYS I PLAY TFC EVEN THOUGH ITS 2005 AND I THINK PEOPLE CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN MY TFC MATCH LOALZLOAOLZOALZLAOZOAZLAOZLOALZOALZOALZOALZOALZAOLZAOZLAOLZAOLZOALZAOZL! Go the fuck outside you fucking niggers.
 
Old September 2, 2005, 11:01 pm
wow...that escalated quickly
 
Old September 3, 2005, 1:51 am
next one is 69'd
 
Old September 3, 2005, 3:53 pm
faggotszzjfskaldfqr234fnqowfjqio 3jriopcj2fsdklajfmsdfdf
 
Old September 12, 2005, 4:39 pm
Fuck it im 70 69 with one finger in the assholio!!!!
 
Old October 13, 2005, 4:02 am
you all are fucking a-holes for even taking it to this level...suck my left nut, enjoy the drips from my cocka cola, and believe "somehow" that this is actually a game I know this was dead..but fuck it...unfor likes it from behind
 


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