Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-09-26 | STA Bronze | [inferno] | The Inferno | 83.07 +2.60 |
TFCC | Team Fortress Community College | 61.25 -2.60 |
140-10 80-10 | Prolifique Prolifique |
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Writeup:
[inferno] over TFCC
Round 1:
Atlas was a beasty HW, demon was a fearless soldier, thepaper was a crazy sniper, unabomber was a relentless engy, and berg was a snoozing demoman. Our D let up the first cap, and their D managed to get a return because our offense was running two scouts still after first run (lucky you couldn't hear my profanities from hltv!). Then inferno offense goes 4 meds and pretty much relentlessly pulls the flag out, and our defense locks shit down with everyone pulling their weight except berg who was in the most pointless position ever. Round ends 140-10 for inferno, props to the awesome offense lineup THAT I CHOSE BUT WAS NOT ON: Naufragus, ATM, jake_, and munkys all of whom played very well, and props to TFCC for a clean round.
Halftime: Unabomber serenades us with his deeply beautiful voice in Keith Whitley's "When You Say Nothing At All." Look for the .mp3 later.
Round 2:
Same defense except berg switches to offense and munkys plays demo. TFCC pulls the flag a few times to RR but only managed 1 cap throughout the round as our defense proves steadfast again. Sometime in the round we get 2 snipers or something and they kept shooting me in the ass. Our r2 offense consisted of Naufragus, car, berg, and jarek. Needless to say berg is the worst offense in tfc and I found myself tied up dming the HW like a moron, so car and Nauf pull flags and I gimped them from the RR or FD. Props to [TFCC]KnockKnock for playing a great engy, and to their top soldier (I'm bad with names bleh). Offense pulls 8 caps this round and berg caltrops or something because he is the ultimate faggot. So basically it was the same as Round 1, except their D was stronger and our O wasn't able to penetrate as well (ok, so I dmed that HW half the goddam match or something)
Comments
September 27, 2005, 4:13 pm |
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forgot the
-sincerely yours, jarek
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September 27, 2005, 5:37 pm |
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im a defensive presence when i play o
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September 27, 2005, 5:37 pm |
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faggot
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September 27, 2005, 5:48 pm |
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fku guys, ruined my perfect week :[[[
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September 28, 2005, 12:07 am |
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i drop caltrops
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September 28, 2005, 12:55 am |
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we excell in ruining predictions
of course we get predded to win a lot :(
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September 28, 2005, 3:09 am |
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i forgot to include the last cap too:
Nauf dropped with like 2 mins to go, berg is spy and car is scout, and im sitting there cussing them out threating to defile their assholes if we didnt pull the flag that was at the top of main because they were both weaker classes on prolifique for where the flag was. car pulls the flag and caps at -1 seconds remaining, so it ended 9-1 but officially was 8-1 and car's and berg's already gaping assholes remained untouched for the night.
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September 28, 2005, 5:37 pm |
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jarek shut up
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September 28, 2005, 10:25 pm |
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gg guys
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September 29, 2005, 2:59 am |
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jake is just jelious cause he missed unabomber singing
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September 29, 2005, 4:35 am |
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Indeed, I am jealous. At least I can spell though.
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September 29, 2005, 5:42 am |
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speel tihs faoggt
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September 29, 2005, 7:01 pm |
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public class EatMyAssBerg
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
for (int i=0; i>-1; i++)
{
System.out.println("Eat my ass, berg!");
}
}
}
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