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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-11-10 TFL 1a -459 Absolute Zero 177.50 
 +5.19
2bH Bound By Honor 162.33 
 -5.19
70-30 
20-40
Roasted_l
Roasted_l
Regular

Writeup:

-459 over 2bH

[ |-459|Faulttttt ] Kamikazi hasnt played a match since 2001. It was funny. And PD DID record.

Well well well. Today we played the clan 2bh, and we gave a great big worm welcome to 1a. A proper 1a battle that BoA couldn't give, I should say.

Whatever the case, our main HW (DoC) had just retired, so we recruited slurpee to fill the position. BUTTTTT surprise, surprise, DoC finds his way in.

-459|DoC.(TEAM): brb turnin on bhop.dll

I'm sorry, but there is no better HW than DoC. So we have slurpee play O round1, instead. They want a ringer, but they have like 9 people, so no deal.

O round one was Kerpal, Fault, Slurpee, and NuMb. We basically raped their D. I don't know really, because I was on D. Round one D was DoC, Skate, uBeR, and 4est. We fianlly got a pretty good strat found out after being raped by ae. Apperantly it works! Defense got a lot of flag returns that were as far the front door, mostly ramp room, and ramp.

Round ends with 4est getting a railfun kills, and slurpee getting a 10-second-left cap, making it 7-3. IRC was nothing but GG's.

Round2 even bigger SURPRISE. Kamikaze, our OTHER former HW, after many many many years of retirement and old age, he comes out of his den (that sometimes goes by the name of Gearbox). OK, so Kamikaze is like the 2nd or 3rd or 4th best HW in TFC, no kidding. So DoC lets him play HW, and slurpee, well he sits. Apperantly he's really rusty from not playing in a long time. So we replace DoC with Kami, and Skate with Rage. Our O switches with Fault, Tercel, SD, and Hoss.

We use the same strat

Wait this writeup is really long by now, isn't it?

Main points: we get butt loads of nice returns on defense, but our O cant quite break their D. They get 3 caps out, and its about the last 3 minutes, and they have their 4th in the front door hall. There's spam everywhere now, but I yell for them to turtle, so Fault goes demoman, and there's even more spam. They get it out in the yard and everyone's spamming. Theres spam every where. No Sam I do not eat spam. 10 seconds left, apperantly mv goes scout and caps it with about 1 second left.

Round2: 40-20, them.

Aftermatch IRC ends up with 2bh calling us africans, but not with that word. I think TFL might get mad if I say it here, but apperantly it's allowed. Um they call us hackers, they request demos.

GOOD GAME



Comments

Old November 11, 2005, 1:06 pm
Offy greased up their bodies and went runnin' in with slingshots, pea shooters, and their third legs hanging low to land in their mangina shaped FR. Was good to see all the old faces. Kerp who has sort of come back was in round 1, though it wasn't as big of a surprise as DoC and Kami were.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 1:51 pm
DoC

Worm welcomes and railfun killz are ON ME!! PASSEM AROUND!@ GG
 
Old November 11, 2005, 3:07 pm
hey i called you guys niggers, not africans.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 3:56 pm
Yeah my bad.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 3:57 pm
Azero, forgot to mention that about Kerp, because I think he showed up all basically all the practice before that.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 3:57 pm
Yeah I suck at spelling.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 6:07 pm
post one more consecutive time and i will castrate you uber
 
Old November 11, 2005, 7:38 pm
CATCATCAT
 
Old November 11, 2005, 9:35 pm
STEAM_0:0:108587 STEAM_0:1:1642259 STEAM_0:1:1553152 STEAM_0:1:3489504 STEAM_0:1:2056835 STEAM_0:1:5264989 PerfectDisaster 9/11/05 TFC Multihack PP2/ Perfect Player 2 gg.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 11:36 pm
DoC

Dispute or buy stock in kleenex.
 
Old November 11, 2005, 11:46 pm
Ge Ge 2bH :p
 
Old November 12, 2005, 12:03 am
GG mvp goes to 2bH. All$tar for making us laff. hahah
 
Old November 12, 2005, 2:48 am
I don't get it, why is there a comment box to add a comment when you're not logged in? It makes no sense whatsoever. Anyways GG round 1 and round 2 uhh, BG :(
 
Old November 12, 2005, 5:46 am
lINK DEAD YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIIIILLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
Old November 12, 2005, 8:43 pm
I used anticonc, wallhack, autoshoot, aimbot, class esp, lambert, bhop.dll, autodet, autoduck, autowall, box esp, name esp, weapon esp, clear sprites, bright models, third person, rear view mirror, distance esp, entity esp, ogc crosshairs, custom hitbox, nade dodge, night vision, no sky, outlined walls, outline color, player glow, radar, overview radar, flag timer, spiked models, spin hack, team recognition, white walls, white models, wireframe models AND interp.
 
Old November 13, 2005, 5:27 pm
oh snaps, and we still lost rnd2.
 
Old November 14, 2005, 6:26 am
^^ oh snap
 


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