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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-12-08 TFL 1a -459 Absolute Zero 172.53 
 +15.68
H2K Hard To Kill 299.25 
 -16.80
23-2 
46-45
Tempest_r3
Tempest_r3
Regular

Writeup:

-459 over H2K

Well GG H2K was hella fun. ;)

H2K was syaing how they wanted to start 30 minutes late. Most of us (meaning all bu styn) disagreed. Regardless they had 8 players by 9:11, so we started then.

We played round 1, 9 vs. 8. So basically they ran 3 O (they say 1 O, but lol, no). So witht their 3 O, they could hardly get in past the elevator or spiral. That left them with a total of 2 points for round 2. I don't even know how they got those, but whatever. Our O had a hard time getting in also. It's probably because half their players are TDA. Oh well, we were getting just a few points at a time. With about 5 minutes left in round 1, it was 8-2 or something. Finally we manage to get a flag out to the ramp room, or something, or maybe water. Anyway we get the cap with 35 seconds left. Round ends 23-2.

At the start of round 2, we knew we were lucky having them only have 8 players, and us with the lead. Round 2, however, they had 9 players. We manage to pull out a quick one, and now we're really happy. So we use the same leet strat on defense round 2, but they manage to get it out the ele. I call for mad tutrtle, because we simply can't lose. Win at all cost my friends. So there's demo spam everywhere, SG front door. Spam everywhere, again. O soldiers. All fun. With about 5 minutes of them trying to get it out of the ramp room, they finally cap. I call for one O to come to full time D soldier, and it works quite well. Until they run HW O.

It was tied 15-15. Still up by 21--phew! Next they get another flag out to the ramp room. THis time they a cap before we can really spam it up.

Shit! 30-15, only up by 6 points now. We get a point or two inbetween, but we're only up by 6 or something when they get another flag out to our water. HW was down and shit. Anyway, I call for the holiest of holy turtlese. So theres fucking spam to hell in the water. Omg, I thought the water would evaporate or something. The whole water = explosions. So they had like like 8 people trying to cap, because we were only up by 6 points. With that, our leet leader Styn went and got their flag out and went water. He basically raped them all cuz hes 1337. So we fucking get that cap, and get another 15 points. Tied now. I'm leagally deaf because everyone on vent is screaming, and so do I, but I dont know why because I'm deaf and cant hear anything.

So there's like 3 minutes left now and we keep spamming our flag in water and hold that shit for for the longest time. Somehow they got it out of the water and capped, but we're still up from round 1. Since basically of their players were trying to get it, and they still didn't learn a lesson from that other cap we got, we pull another flag out of the water. There's like one minute left and it's on the bridge. They all fucking come out now and spam it, but we get it to the battlements with 20 seconds left, and some newb SD capped it for us. Round ends 46-45, us. Fucking intense. But all this time I'm still deaf, but I'm pretty sure everyone is fucking screaming and alughing and shit.

Match ends with a lot of flames. We always get fucking raped in TFL by lame strats, so we dieced to turn around and do the same shit. Since half their team TDA and crying lame, and say what goes around comes around. We say this is the come around. Fuckers, TDA played lame against us anyway. So do all the teams in TFL. Our turn. This is really like the first time we've done intense turtle shit or anything, so doen't flame us on the KSE. Sorry if this is too fucking long too.

(@[H2K]-Deicide`DD) you gotta gay to come away victors
(@[H2K]-Deicide`DD) we slute you
(@[TDA]RuGCutt3R`DD) rules or not you still played like faggots
(@[TDA]RuGCutt3R`DD) yeah great game guys probably the worst game i've been apart of
(@[TDA]RuGCutt3R`DD) play any more lame...god
(@distort) we need to recruit ppl who play o and d, so we can practice our turtle power
(@distort) its the key to success i think

J I G G A M A N(TEAM): bob leave nades
J I G G A M A N(TEAM): for D
BOB LOBLAW(TEAM): bob says no
BOB LOBLAW(TEAM): 7 defese
-[H2K]-HLTV(TEAM): can we dispute?

They might say we ran 9 D, or they ran 1 O. Or something It's lies!



Comments

Old December 9, 2005, 1:58 pm
ROFL, flag toss to cap point ftw!! It was 6 D and 1 OvO solly. Tell hell hello, I remember his leet OvO on SD2. At least we weren't that extremely faggotree.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 2:53 pm
ohhhh i so wish i could have been in vent for this one
 
Old December 9, 2005, 4:02 pm
you guys are fucking idiots. you start the ovo and we finished it on sd2 and now you're bitching about it weeks later? good lord
 
Old December 9, 2005, 5:23 pm
i can help but lol when i read this and then read styne's bid to TFL to enforce a max d rule :)
 
Old December 9, 2005, 7:53 pm
sd_

This is the first time we've turtled since the n~ match, good times :) unfortunately most teams would have done the same thing had flag been in the water with a couple minutes left. But we'll get all the shit for it. We ran 6d half of rd 2 and spammed for about 3 minutes. not THAT bad.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 8:43 pm
Lol no wheaties, its just funny how the lame ass TDA players start crying, and think they can just because they joined H2K.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:14 pm
gg h2k
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:22 pm
Agreed kev.. it is lol. You can ask anyone in -459 and they'll tell you I'm the last person to suggest turtling. I'm still in favor of Max D and strategy regulations. However, TFL is not a league that regulates strategies. I guarantee that any clan in the same position as we were last night (6 points difference with our flag in the water under the bridge) would have done the exact same thing. Hell, even the regulation proposals in the captains forums right now are to leave the option to turtle in that situation. Part of the TEAM fortress classic idea of using the whole TEAM to win. You have to realize that at no time to we pull 9 D. While our flag was in the water, we got out two of H2K's flags b/c they were running too many O and couldn't defend thier flag. If we had 9 D, as they'd like to claim, how'd we cap your flag? Did you bring it to our battlements for us? As for the TDA bit.. TDA ran 6 D (that's counting thier full-time OvO medic) against us on sd2 (8v8) not to win, but to get a shutout. The final score was 90-0 for TDA. So, if you want to come in all self-righteous about how you are the Jesus Christ of TFC and how you would never do anything like that, you can shove it right up your ass. Wheaties, Rug, and the rest of you ex-TDA hypocrits, get over yourselves. You are no better than anyone.. in fact.. you are worse.. because you turtled against -459, yes.. -459... a fucking silver clan.. just to keep a shutout. Then you cry b/c we turtle when the flag is in the yard to secure a win. Cry more, faggots. (To Adverse and the other players in H2K that weren't bawling, GG to you. I'm sure you'll take our next matchup... unless its on a CP map) Also, if you are a TFL clan captain and are opposed to turtling or other nontraditional tactics, then go to the TFL captains forums and voice your opinion. There's been a thread there on this very issue for months. Most captain are actually opposed to strat regulation, so speak up if your opinion differs.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:22 pm
CRY CRY....wahh juice... oh yeah gg, sorry you lost, next time you can turtle on us like you did in the past, ovo us like you did in the past, and then blame us again ok?
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:23 pm
Agreed kev.. it is lol. You can ask anyone in -459 and they'll tell you I'm the last person to suggest turtling. I'm still in favor of Max D and strategy regulations. However, TFL is not a league that regulates strategies. I guarantee that any clan in the same position as we were last night (6 points difference with our flag in the water under the bridge) would have done the exact same thing. Hell, even the regulation proposals in the captains forums right now are to leave the option to turtle in that situation. Part of the TEAM fortress classic idea of using the whole TEAM to win. You have to realize that at no time to we pull 9 D. While our flag was in the water, we got out two of H2K's flags b/c they were running too many O and couldn't defend thier flag. If we had 9 D, as they'd like to claim, how'd we cap your flag? Did you bring it to our battlements for us? As for the TDA bit.. TDA ran 6 D (that's counting thier full-time OvO medic) against us on sd2 (8v8) not to win, but to get a shutout. The final score was 90-0 for TDA. So, if you want to come in all self-righteous about how you are the Jesus Christ of TFC and how you would never do anything like that, you can shove it right up your ass. Wheaties, Rug, and the rest of you ex-TDA hypocrits, get over yourselves. You are no better than anyone.. in fact.. you are worse.. because you turtled against -459, yes.. -459... a fucking silver clan.. just to keep a shutout. Then you cry b/c we turtle when the flag is in the yard to secure a win. Cry more, faggots. (To Adverse and the other players in H2K that weren't bawling, GG to you. I'm sure you'll take our next matchup... unless its on a CP map) Also, if you are a TFL clan captain and are opposed to turtling or other nontraditional tactics, then go to the TFL captains forums and voice your opinion. There's been a thread there on this very issue for months. Most captain are actually opposed to strat regulation, so speak up if your opinion differs.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:24 pm
double post.. wtf :(
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:38 pm
suckle mine cock.
 
Old December 9, 2005, 9:38 pm
Lol no wheaties, its just funny how the lame ass TDA players start crying, and think they can just because they joined H2K. yeah, deicide and rugcutter (especially) are notorious for being lame asses
 
Old December 9, 2005, 10:53 pm
no we ran 4 D and harm and hell were fed up with ur chasing and decided to do the same, actualyl it was hell who destroyed your team at ovo don't be mad :(
 
Old December 9, 2005, 11:03 pm
we turlted for a shutout? OMG you are so fucking full of it. shove it up your ass we chased you because you're a bunch of faggots who ran 5 D and chased. shut it and quit acting like YOU'RE THE CHRIST OF TFC (wtf christ of tfc? did you really say that and mean it? terrible)
 
Old December 9, 2005, 11:19 pm
if someone would just take a look at all the posts wheeties makes, most of them are of him crying his wahhh juice out. just click his name and look for youself.
 
Old December 10, 2005, 12:31 am
DoC

Wahh Juice, lol.
 
Old December 10, 2005, 12:59 am
nigga what the fuck is juice
 
Old December 10, 2005, 1:03 am
and yet im not the one who went 9 D in a match because we ovod in a previous match and had it backfire, wah juice indeed. congrats
 
Old December 10, 2005, 1:39 am
don't mind wheat... he can't read. (when i get some time i will go back over those demos to see just who started the OvO.. maybe put an end to this retarded argument)
 
Old December 10, 2005, 1:41 am
hahaha, its 459
 
Old December 10, 2005, 2:03 am
I don't usually comment on these things. But I felt I should. Give an example of when I've personally played lame? goodluck finding one. I didn't play that match for TDA against -459 so you can leave me out of that, neither did deicide. And I would hardly call it crying, obviously I was frustrated with the match, so just let it go.
 
Old December 10, 2005, 2:17 am
7 turtle D in TFL WHAT A SHOCKER
 
Old December 10, 2005, 2:22 am
sd_

You guys took it really well, someone like masterjeff would have cried and complained for hours upon hours. Yes, my team is gay and I blame uBeR. I am sorry
 
Old December 10, 2005, 2:58 am
Somone like me wouldnt lose to your shithole of a clan.
 
Old December 10, 2005, 3:13 am
Wish I could have played, sounds like a fun one as is always the case with 459! :) :) :) :) :) :)
 
Old December 10, 2005, 4:02 am
its ok i can return to tfl in a few weeks, so hf until then 459 :D
 
Old December 10, 2005, 6:24 am
we want to go to 2a, but we can't seem to lose enough to get there :( maybe hell can help.
 
Old December 10, 2005, 9:02 pm
Just saw this, good job guys!
 
Old December 11, 2005, 4:02 am
now i don't agree with your tfc tactics but i'll defend with my life your right to do it! GARBAGE DAY
 
Old December 11, 2005, 4:04 am
also you didn't just turtle when the flag was in the water, you had 3 soldiers in the ramp room after our second cap. just getting the facts straight, keep flaming please
 
Old December 11, 2005, 12:33 pm
sd_

Yeah, I was that third soldier, I just do what I'm told *cough* ubers idea *cough* Also on another note, look at mj pretend hes gods gift to tfc. I love that guy
 
Old December 11, 2005, 3:13 pm
rofl, i said in the write up we took one O for full D spot. That makes 2 D soldiers in the RR. NuMb was the faggot ovoing as soldier in the yard or something. I don't know.
 
Old December 11, 2005, 9:44 pm
mj is right though. he'd never lose to a clan ran by an oatmeal-headed retard.
 
Old December 12, 2005, 5:56 am
sd_

lol
 
Old December 13, 2005, 6:32 pm
LOL, I thought I was the only one who noticed Stayne's oatmeal head.
 
Old December 14, 2005, 10:47 pm
somewhere i posted that 459 can't win a match playing straight up, don't remember where so i'll just re-state the truth. And once again, anyone who has played against them, correct me if i'm wrong.
 
Old December 15, 2005, 11:15 am
sd_

Im on 459, and that is entirely true. When the leagues put us in the right division we'll stop playing like idiots. Winning one every once in a while is nice for moral, even if it means being lame
 
Old December 15, 2005, 7:11 pm
It's really pathetic that people are arguing over our win. Everyone knows that TFL has more lenient rules against using more D. Since this is possible, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. If you really didn't like turtling, you would of posted about, as Stayne mentioned above. Of course the way it works, you don't complain until you lose. If we would of lost and we complained about turtling, you guys would just say we suck. God this is like arguing about what is more scientific: intelligent design or evolution. You guys lost, get over it :P
 
Old December 15, 2005, 11:41 pm
459 really played like faggots because a couple people in H2k we're in TDA? Those are some hard feelings
 
Old December 16, 2005, 12:29 pm
DoC

I don't play for -459 anymore but halo that is the dumbest fucking statement ever, lol. No teams play straight up tfc, cept maybe some lower division ones that are scared of breaking a rule.
 
Old December 16, 2005, 3:07 pm
you obviously know a fuckload, DoC, and once again anyone WHO HAS PLAYED AGAINST 459, prove me wrong, not previous members and whatever the shit else.
 
Old December 16, 2005, 5:39 pm
459 played gay as fuck on stowaway2 but the rest of our matches have usually been really good and intense battles what goes around comes around
 
Old December 16, 2005, 6:54 pm
H2K has never played gay against you, so that cliche doesnt really fit here
 
Old December 16, 2005, 7:58 pm
why do you guys talk so much shit and bicker, :[[[[ its not good for your inner child
 
Old December 16, 2005, 8:20 pm
DoC

LOL, Kevin... I was as mad at our O that match as u were. That was the gayest match I ever participated in I think.
 
Old December 16, 2005, 9:11 pm
459 tooked the egos right out of H2K NICEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Old December 17, 2005, 10:33 pm
our massive egos have been destroyed, how will we ever repeat our 7 game losing streak in tfl!?!?
 
Old December 17, 2005, 11:24 pm
SOLUTION LASERS
 
Old December 18, 2005, 6:29 pm
neegarrr what the fuck is juice?
 
Old December 19, 2005, 12:19 am
solution: LASERS get it right faggot
 
Old December 28, 2005, 12:25 am
Did I forget to set my alarm and sleep through this match? I reallly don't remember it.
 
Old January 3, 2006, 5:12 pm
-459 won a match in TFL 1a on a map that wasn't CP and it sent the community into an uproar. end of story.
 
Old January 22, 2006, 5:42 pm
ty uBeRs strat
 


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