Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-12-19 | STA Gold | HC | Household Cleaners | 188.85 +17.17 |
ae | Absolute Eminence | 738.87 -39.94 |
144-158  236-136 | CanalZone2 CanalZone2 |
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Writeup:
HC over ae
First off id like to state that women are not people they are objects created by the lord jesus christ for our entertainment.
Tonight we got to play ae on cz2 which is a wonderful TFC map and people who hate it should be shot in the head. I heard Solo
was looking for a clan to join just to run flags. Anyway we go into HC server for rd1. ae joins everyone pings fine till steam
decides to crash because it has AIDs just like everyone else. Ultima joins and has like 500 ping despite the fact he plays on
this server every other day and never has a problem. Suddenly half of ae starts laggings as gay porn downloads started again
cause it was prime time and people got online and started seeding. GL HF and Live was exchanged about 4 separate times, 4 times
ae left the server while the rest stayed in and said "BL DHF Not Live". ae decided to Gamble and bring a admin in and force us
to switch servers. We went to ae's wonderful server (it really does rape) where they promptly told us to get a server like theirs
where team ping will be equal despite the fact 80% of the clan is west coast and east players cant play with anything higher than
60 ping. We all lagged on their server as we started to download Team America World Police and CSI our team ping went to 120 with poly and
woody got 800 fucking ping to this pos server. The round starts as we kill each other. The poor walls got raped. Rd1 score 144-158 ae up
So fuel has to leave to play basketball, poly has to go to some fucking daywalker convention, Named lags out cause he is eatting a
burger that has a big dick in it while watching CSI. We get Bat in to play soldier and Doug to get TKed but still short 1. Wheaties said
he was gone for week, just like his retirement he lied wheaties joins to save our life. Team Cheaties comes in to HW and aimbots their whole
team. Macros got crowbared as Curve had trouble with his bhop.dll and their runners chophop like named on a dick. The walls get raped again.
final score 380-294
Playing tonight was a bunch of aliased people on HC so no one knows who the fuck is who. ae had a bunch of players no one has ever
heard of. Doug is so zeal he used a enemy conc to get a all cap, way to go ae scout! Final score 380-294 HC over ae.
And with that I leave you..... AMERICA FUCK YA COMING IN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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gg
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gG
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ROFL.. gg
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gg
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lawlz rape
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honestly the lag on your server was legit, but yeah 'smells like featies' cheats and kills me in .3 seconds
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gg
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