Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-03-30 | TFL 2a | AGT | The Agency | 129.88 +7.18 |
THOA | The Horsemen of Apocalypse | 116.49 -7.18 |
50-20 0-20 | sm_reloaded sm_reloaded |
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Writeup:
AGT over THOA
Let me tell you a story: a story of untold riches, exciting mysteries, and crappy maps with gay respawns and a mudpuddle flagroom. Tonight we stood tall against those dear to our hearts, THE MOTHERFUCKING HOA.
Practice - sv_allowdownload 1. this map kinda blows. no one likes our strat except shady. I want to play demo. Knux wants to play my spot. Shady makes everyone go to flagroom, and he leads us around shooting with his railgun teaching TFC for dummies. Our offense meanwhile is like lol.. and they cap pretty much nonstop since we only have 2 people that actually, you know...........PLAY DEFENSE of our 8 that showed up tonight.
Round1 - MVP knux. hes like talking on vent saying oh i raped his shit! OH SHIT IM RAPED DOWN DOWN SPIRAL DOWN ELE SHIT RAPED SHIT I RAPED SHIT ELE SPIRAL SHIT RAPED and tripping me out. Nevertheless all that panicky shit is useful and AGT takes the round 5-2 due to his wonderful comms and flavorful charisma.
Round2 - knux fucking leaves because his girlfriend had a panic attack because her favorite got eliminated on American Idol.(seriously.....) No one likes this, especially me. No one knew where to play, jarek is sick and maybe dying. bill is too drunk to play. Its my birthday. Clearly a clusterfuck is about to commence! Defense spawns, sets up, proceeds to destroy with furious intensity for 15 mins without a cap, THEN SHADY DROPS with some bullshit steam error. We drop back an O. They start capping. Everyone freaks out on vent. They get the tying cap to the front door and we hold it for a return. Shortly after, round ends, we go to IRC, and hilarity ensues.
Final score 5-4 AGT
I tried to play in a UGC match because we were short a guy and BoSlim's team would not allow me despite having played for AGT for 3 weeks because the rules say I can't because stupid Shady forgot to add me to the roster. Well the TFL rules say you can put as many guys as you want on D, especially against raging llamas who cry about it for 30 mins after the game.
Reap what you sew, what comes around goes around, call it payback.
<revlost> [23:00] <BoSlim> so tell me, how did you guys ever beat the hare in that race back in the day?
<revlost> BECAUSE THE HARE WAS UNABLE TO CAP OUR FLAG :[
-AGT-Rev
Comments
March 31, 2006, 6:08 am |
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Because it takes oh so much skill to play 5 fucking defense with 2 SGs on an 8v8 map. It's funny how we moved the flag AFTER your guy came back, but whatever.
00:16:25: AGT-Shady-[e3+3+3](TEAM): Madden
00:16:25: AGT-Shady-[e3+3+3](TEAM): come D
0:10:40 AGT-REV FEEDS KEYS TO GEESE DROP BACK TO D
0:10:45 AGT-REV FEEDS KEYS TO GEESE ENGINEER
0:10:48 AGT-REV FEEDS KEYS TO GEESE TWO OF YOU
And p$u != THOA, leave us out of that shit and fucking cry come more because Shady is too stupid to add you to his roster.
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March 31, 2006, 7:02 am |
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cried the school girl, who's crying now bitch.
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March 31, 2006, 10:01 am |
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you are
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March 31, 2006, 11:36 am |
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oh well, we both know which clan is the better clan.. it just happens our d strat sucked round 1 so you got lucky.. next time hopefully we'll get a normal map...
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March 31, 2006, 3:13 pm |
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shutdown_l
whos the better clan
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March 31, 2006, 3:24 pm |
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^ its funny that you cite that when we both know most of the people who played FOR BOTH SIDES tonight did not play in that match, including yourself.
gg fellas, sucks about the complaining but thats the TFL format for ya.
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March 31, 2006, 4:34 pm |
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woah never seen shady talk shit before, i like it!
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March 31, 2006, 5:36 pm |
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I actually like most of the guys in THOA, but while many of the names changed the score remained the same from that shutdown_l match, they got clobbered round 1 and couldn't come back r2. Given tonight we turtled, we were talking about doing it right from the beginning because we don't think real highly of the decision that BoSlim, FG, Outlaw, Doomy, wf, loche, osiris and the rest of the THOA guys that play on the p$u team made to try and be assholes.
But in fairness, Rev and I were the only defenders playing D tonight. No hellsy, no WMK, no Tonysan, no dead, no SoulEdge, just me and Rev and a compilation of 3 O guys playing D, and the THOA offense couldn't get it done even in the 45 mins before I dropped the 5th guy back. Rules say we can(just like in the UGC match) even tho its lame as fuck (just like in the UGC match), but unlike that UGC match where I made one statement that I thought it was lame you wouldn't let Rev play, we had 1/2 of THOA crying left and right about the injustice of it all.
We play p$u again this Sunday and altho I've had 3 people now try to say that p$u =/= THOA, I see 8-10 guys on both rosters. This week we have all of our guys rostered, so even tho I won't be there, I expect it to be quite the lively match.
P.S. You played great Outlaw, in our eyes you were the only one that did, but you guys still didn't cap for shit and looking at the final scores around the division, it wasn't the D setup that decided the score it was your lack of production even before the 5th guy dropped back. If not being able to cap against our depleted D makes you feel like the better clan, knock yourself out.
GG to you FG and gl on Sunday.
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March 31, 2006, 5:59 pm |
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i like thoa :(
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March 31, 2006, 6:12 pm |
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I actually like most of the guys in THOA, but while many of the names changed the score remained the same from that shutdown_l match, they got clobbered round 1 and couldn't come back r2. Given tonight we turtled, we were talking about doing it right from the beginning because we don't think real highly of the decision that BoSlim, FG, Outlaw, Doomy, wf, loche, osiris and the rest of the THOA guys that play on the p$u team made to try and be assholes.
But in fairness, Rev and I were the only defenders playing D tonight. No hellsy, no WMK, no Tonysan, no dead, no SoulEdge, just me and Rev and a compilation of 3 O guys playing D, and the THOA offense couldn't get it done even in the 45 mins before I dropped the 5th guy back. Rules say we can(just like in the UGC match) even tho its lame as fuck (just like in the UGC match), but unlike that UGC match where I made one statement that I thought it was lame you wouldn't let Rev play, we had 1/2 of THOA crying left and right about the injustice of it all.
We play p$u again this Sunday and altho I've had 3 people now try to say that p$u =/= THOA, I see 8-10 guys on both rosters. This week we have all of our guys rostered, so even tho I won't be there, I expect it to be quite the lively match.
P.S. You played great Outlaw, in our eyes you were the only one that did, but you guys still didn't cap for shit and looking at the final scores around the division, it wasn't the D setup that decided the score it was your lack of production even before the 5th guy dropped back. If not being able to cap against our depleted D makes you feel like the better clan, knock yourself out.
GG to you FG and gl on Sunday.
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March 31, 2006, 6:12 pm |
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doh :(
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March 31, 2006, 7:04 pm |
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Wow, what a retard
How does letting 5 caps out in one round and 0 caps out in another show how bad/good our o is. As for the ugc thing, learn to sign people up, not rocket science.
Last thing is, the fact that our o got 2 caps forcing you to go 5d kinda means our o would have got the job done, had you not used 2ngs, not that i care if you use 5d it just obviously makes things harder...shock.
Peeka's the man.
gg
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March 31, 2006, 7:14 pm |
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might i add that i, one of the offensive players spoken of, played a frontline soldier position with the flu and a very spiratic ping. i will sign autographs thank you
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March 31, 2006, 7:21 pm |
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Wow, what a retard
How does letting 5 caps out in one round and 0 caps out in another show how bad/good our o is. As for the ugc thing, learn to sign people up, not rocket science.
Last thing is, the fact that our o got 2 caps forcing you to go 5d kinda means our o would have got the job done, had you not used 2ngs, not that i care if you use 5d it just obviously makes things harder...shock.
Peeka's the man.
gg
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March 31, 2006, 7:22 pm |
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Just for clarification you're worse than fg at soldier, go quit life.
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March 31, 2006, 8:05 pm |
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I've played a whopping 2 matches for p$u...I don't see how I fit into this. Nor did I play last night. BoSlim was targeted for some reason for some UGC match, but somehow that equates to auto-choosing to be llama against the entirety of THOA. I guess you like to toss my name in there because your ass was sore after getting the axe from STA for being such a shithead. Regardless, I hope this win fills that void in your life *laff*
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March 31, 2006, 8:12 pm |
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whoa whoa everyone place nice :(
When we dropped back 2 during shady's absence, they did like I asked. One went engi, and the other one was a medic, who stood around for about 2 minutes. He healed me and the other guy once, he watched the spiral for me once, and then he went back to offense, as soon as shady joined the server. You guys were romping us and so we adjusted to keep from playing a third round. We almost ended up playing one anyways. Just be glad shady didnt have his way after round1 or you guys would have been playing against 5 D for a full round. If we had really wanted to turtle round2, you would have gotten zero caps whether shady had dropped or not.
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March 31, 2006, 8:16 pm |
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lol
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March 31, 2006, 8:31 pm |
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March 31, 2006, 8:52 pm |
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Seriosuly, Jarek the rumors you're hearing about american idol are false. Sorry to break your heat there sunshine =[.
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March 31, 2006, 11:04 pm |
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wtf
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March 31, 2006, 11:28 pm |
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i like tacos?
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April 1, 2006, 12:07 am |
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i dont play for pSu, i wont see you on sunday
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April 1, 2006, 4:25 am |
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If that was for me wf you're about as clueless now as you were then. Your name is on both rosters as I clearly pointed out. I didn't point out that you suck, or that you're a control freaking moron with the comprehension skills of a wooly mammoth, nor anything else, simply that your name is on both rosters and for people like BoSLim claiming that the 2 teams are unrelated when 8-10 people are on both rosters are talking out their asses.
As far as STA goes if that was also directed at me, I have been Co-Admin twice, I have been asked about my interest in the Head Admin position twice, I have turned it down twice, and have left the league of my own accord twice.
We can't all be complete failures as league admins like yourself, quantity does not equal quality :(
P.S. My mistake FG, your name has been on their roster for 10 months.
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April 1, 2006, 7:30 am |
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alot of people are rostered for alot of clans. alot of these people dont play, or make decisions about these said clans. therefore, making a rash judegement about a clan because some of thier members are 'rostered and obviously must play for and make command decisions' for another clan is both illogical and fucking retarded (your pick).
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April 1, 2006, 7:37 am |
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seriously, shut the fuck up Shady you are a complete douchebag
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April 1, 2006, 7:40 am |
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Shady, please don't try to use the argument that because of
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April 1, 2006, 7:40 am |
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damn i can't post longer than a couple words
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April 1, 2006, 7:44 am |
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I have nothing to do with psu decisions like that
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April 1, 2006, 7:45 am |
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you would've played 5 D against your own mothers
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April 1, 2006, 7:45 am |
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don't use it as an excuse to turtle for the win
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April 1, 2006, 7:46 am |
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we were in same situation againt GoW and didn't turtle cause we aren't babies like you.
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April 1, 2006, 7:51 am |
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we were in same situation againt GoW and didn't turtle cause we aren't babies like you.
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April 1, 2006, 8:30 am |
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Guys it was just american idol, I'm sorry I didn't play round 2.
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April 1, 2006, 4:54 pm |
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telling your admins about how YOU wrote the FUCKING rules and to SHUT THE FUCK UP after being questioned about a PERSONAL decision is truly QUALITY and NOT control
rofl
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April 1, 2006, 5:04 pm |
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Go
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April 1, 2006, 5:04 pm |
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cry
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April 1, 2006, 5:04 pm |
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more
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April 1, 2006, 6:02 pm |
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thanks for having no reply cause you know I'm right. Learn to read smart guy.
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April 1, 2006, 9:49 pm |
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Which of your 4 word snipets do you feel isn't being read, sad sack?
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April 1, 2006, 10:14 pm |
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AGT-Shady: just realized I never added rev to our UGC roster
AGT-Shady:is that ok or no?
AGT-Shady: I would sub him out but Una has to work late tonight so hes all we got
Playin_TFC: not on roster ? hmm everyone else says no
AGT-Shady: OK
Session Close: Sun Mar 12 21:23:20 2006
Then in-game:
-0:03:56 doomy no
-0:03:26 Deleter|pSu| i said no
-0:03:22 BoSlim|pSu| no to what?
-0:03:17 BoSlim|pSu| ringer?
-0:03:15 BoSlim|pSu| f that
-0:01:28 Deleter|pSu| oops
-0:00:47 bulls on parade they playing short?
-0:00:42 BoSlim|pSu| yea so we can't lose
-0:00:38 bulls on parade if we do
-0:00:33 bulls on parade i retire
Then after our match vs THOA:
BoSlim: yea i'm so lame
BoSlim: i never did anything to you, a clan i play in said a guy not on your roster couldn't play
BoSlim: nothing to do with me
AGT-Shady: then you're just a horrible victim in this whole mess
AGT-Shady: and we all feel horrible for you
AGT-Shady: call a hotline
I certainly learned to read that ok you piece of hypocritical trash.
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April 1, 2006, 10:54 pm |
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Oh noes, he didnt let u play a guy not on your roster. Go cry yourself to sleep little man.
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April 1, 2006, 11:17 pm |
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Playin_TFC: not on roster ? hmm everyone else says no
AGT-Shady: OK
^If that's crying, then what the bitchy people at THOA did is weeping up a monsoon...........
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April 1, 2006, 11:53 pm |
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umm...yawl brought it up in the writeup AFTER the match
To me, it's quite apparent that it's an attempt to hide the llamaness. However, there's no need, as we already knew you were lame. And, lol, calling someone else a hypocrite...perhaps you should reread everything. YOU are the one lacking in comprehension ya chub.
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April 2, 2006, 12:00 am |
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I realize you're really not that bright, and noone really informs you of anything because........well you're not too bright. But after a number of our players were banned from the THOA chan, after 4 of your guys came running into our chan, and after BoSlim pm'd me a novel about the inequity of it all, the writeup went up.
I wanted to go 5 D the entire round because hey, fuck people who would rather be sticklers to the rules over common sense and fun for everyone, so I chose to give you a dose. It's a reason not an excuse, I said to do it, its on me, and I'd do it to you jackoffs again. The way you play I'm sure we'll have many other opportunities.
/me goes on vacation for a week
I look forward to the writeup from Sunday, but you're not on that team and have nothing to do with them, you just take up a roster spot right? :)
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April 2, 2006, 12:30 am |
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People get rostered on friends teams on the offchance they won't have enough players...crime of the century to signup and not be needed to play.
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April 2, 2006, 2:26 am |
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anytime I played thoa they were cool about shit, I think shady is just a cuntrag
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April 2, 2006, 4:01 am |
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outplayed in the mans league
shut the fuck up and stick to your pussy sta rules faggots
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April 2, 2006, 5:23 am |
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wow is there no possible way to just get along, or at the very least just stop talking about this?
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April 2, 2006, 8:10 am |
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no kidding, didn't think it would escalate to this...
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April 2, 2006, 3:13 pm |
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your mothers were hampsters
especially outlaw, but his mother was a ninja hampster who taught him how to do a double summersault flip and stab people's livers from behind
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April 2, 2006, 3:40 pm |
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So because EVERYONE said no to you playing with a guy who wasn't on your roster
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April 2, 2006, 3:40 pm |
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when you had 7 others there to play you claim you go 5 D as revenge. Gimme a break, why not just admit you would've played 5 D against anyone, since you know you would've. gg waac.
and we roster a lot of people on psu cause we have diff people show up every week, maybe you should take a lesson on how to successfully add someone to a roster.
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April 2, 2006, 4:55 pm |
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imo we had a perfectly good reason to turtle for a few minutes, considering it was the leader of defense (captain as well as the most important 'cleanup man' that dropped)
everything going down at once resulted in you getting the flag out, considering he literally dropped when you were in the basement. what do you expect, we are going to drop o back until hes setup again (which technically didn't happen) then i'd say fair is fair.
i garuntee in the same situation (don't say monday's match was, as you didn't have ur main defender drop) you would have done the same
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April 2, 2006, 7:23 pm |
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if that did happen to us, when our guy got back, we wouldn't have kept 6 D. Shady dropped for 1 minute, thats not going to make or break an entire round. You needed 5 D, thats the end of it, its over, I'm done talking about it.
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April 2, 2006, 9:07 pm |
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since many thoa members are trolling this and all my irc requests have been ignored:
can i have hltv r2 guys?
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April 3, 2006, 6:42 am |
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tl;dr
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April 4, 2006, 4:55 am |
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stop trying to beat DvS' match result posts boslim.. youll never win
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April 5, 2006, 1:27 pm |
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I just thought i'd add fuck you all :) AND GO GATORS MOTHER FUCKERS
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April 6, 2006, 5:31 pm |
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DVS has like 60 comments on 3 matches or something. my old clan ip has like 7 matches with over 100. and mcccxxxvii already has 2 over 100. And yes I'm proud of it.
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