Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-10-23 | STA Bronze | [inferno] | The Inferno | 74.77 +2.19 |
TFCC | Team Fortress Community College | 45.60 -2.19 |
150-20 180-80 | Fry_Baked 8v8 Fry_Baked 8v8 |
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Writeup:
[inferno] over TFCC
This was an excellent game with an excellent team. So good I'm going to write an autobiography.
I live in Buffalo with my gay family. My bedroom was in the basement, where food would be thrown down the stairs to me twice a day. Since Buffalo is gay and decided to snow before the leaves dropped off the trees, I didn't have electricity for 8.5 straight days. This caused our sumppump to stop working since it needs juice to run. Then when all 18 inches of snow melted in one day, my gay basement flooded. So then after a hard day and night of checking out hotties and drinking, I came home to 4 feet of water in my bedroom. I lost about 95% of my material possessions because I'm jewish and god hates jews.
So tonight I had to plug in my keyboard and mouse into my ipod to play tfc. Normally I would just bench myself, but inferno somehow lost to DMS (bringing our record to 0-5 without me) so I wasn't about to take any chances.
Anyhoo, round 1 starts with me sitting indian style on the floor and playing tfc on an endtable the size of jake's dick (small because he's a self-loathing german jewfag). I kicked ass while everyone else sucked.
Between rounds I realize how much it hurts to sit indian style on a hardwood floor and look up at the monitor. Time goes off to buy some mushrooms and doom had to change his twin daughters's's's's's diapers so we let redneck play for the first time in 6 years. bbbd also played for us, and the two of them combined for 90000 ping (true story). TFCC also made some substitutions I think, cause Telos was crying that he was getting raped all r2.
Round 2 was a wild hoot because I sucked and everyone else was awesome. TFCC really took it to our defense (through the back door) while redneck threw napalm on TFCC's flag, amassing exactly 39 tks in this round. We almost held our flag for a full 3 minutes, but those cheating assholes at TFCC hacked our flag and capped with about 3 seconds left. I tried to tk demon or jake or some fag who had TFCC's flag, but i missed my det for the 45th time in r2 and we capped with about .5 seconds left. This match really did come down to the wire, no matter what the scores look like.
Special thanks to Hica for letting us use TFCC's server both rounds, since Doom paid some jerkoff $50 for a server that's been up for 2 days in the last month. Way to get raped doom.
Shoutout to myself for getting flooded and not having power for 8.5 days.
Props to telos for not knowing what team he was on in prematch. More props to demon for swallowing a hot dog without chewing it.
If you have any donations for the jews effected by the flooding in Buffalo please contact me.
GG TFCC, you are cool dudes.
-berg
